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VAVocally Aardvarkoid Jeff Anonymous, as a play of VA for Voice Actor.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment
VACVernal Annual Cleansing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
VAC (2)Voice Always Clear Rico Leffanta
Religion:Hindu Goddesses
VACANCYVisitors Aren't Coming... Ain't No Customers Yet! Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
VACATIONVisit Another Country And Tour Its Oldest Neighbourhoods Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Travel
VACUUMVortex Assaults Carpet, Uplifting Unsightly Matter Ian Rywalt
Household Objects:Appliances
VACUUM (2)Visit A Cold, Uncaring Universe - Matterless! Angela Brett (it must be uncaring, because in a vacuum, nothing matters.)
Science:Astronomy
VACUUM (3)Vast Area Catches Uncleanliness Under Machine Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Appliances
VAGINAVenereal Area. Girl's. I No 'Ave Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENIS and PHALLUS
Science:Biology:Body Parts
VAGINA (2)Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
VAGINA (3)Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
VALENTINEVery Amorous Lovers Enjoy Naughty Things, Including Negligees Etc. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
VALENTINE (2)Vigorous And Lusty Encounters Nightly Trysts Involve Nookie Episodes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
VALENTINE (3)Veronese Adolescent Leaves. Enters Next Town Into New Entanglement Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Gentlemen of Verona
VALENTINE (4)Venus And Lips Entangle Naturally To Indicate Numerical Expression Tony McCoy O'Grady, proposing that the "Valentine" should be the SI unit of kisses.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
VALENTINESValue Any Lasting Entwinement, Never Thwart It 'Needing' Extra Sex. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Time:Special Occasions
VALIDVerily, A Logically Inferred Derivation Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
VALLEYVentilation Allows Lungs Loud Emphatic Yodel jotham
Places
VALLEY FORGEVolunteer Army Languished Lamentably, Elements. Yes Famished Order's Reorganization Guarded Emcampment Jan Morgan
Places
History
VALUEVirgins At Large Uniting Evangelists Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
VALUESVision A List, Usually Ensures Success Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
VAMPIRES (2)Veins & Arteries Make Particularly Intimidating Repast, Eaten Sanguivorously. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
VANVehicle Accomodates Nine Angela Brett
Transport
VANDALSValuable Antiques Neatly Displayed And, Luckily, Sold! Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
VAPORWAREVenders Advertise Prematurely. Often Resources Wane And Research Ends. Roger Williams
Commerce
VARIGVintage Aircraft Rotting In Graveyards Chris Kjelgaard
Transport
VCDVeins, Capillaries Damaged. Jeff Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
VEGANVegetarian Extreme... Greens And Nuts. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
VEGAN (2)Vegan: Eating Great; Animalproducts Never! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Food & Drink
VEGETABLEValuable Element, Great Edible To Assist Bodies, Life Existence Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
VEGETABLESVitamin-Enriched Greens - Eat Them And Begin Losing Excess Stones. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
VENEREAL DISEASEVictim Enjoyed Numerous Erotic Relationships Evidently - And Long-Dreaded Itch Sometimes Ensues After Sexual Encounters Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
VENICEVisually Exquisite. Needed Impressive Civil Engineering. Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
VENUSVolcanic Environment Near Unbearable Sunshine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
VENUS (2)Virgin Encompassing Neanderthal Under Stress Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
VERBOSEVocal Exercises Replacing Burning Off Sexual Energy Rico Leffanta
Communication
VERDIVirgins Embrace Romantic Divine Intervention Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Artists
VERMONTVery Enchanting Rich Mountains Observed Natural Treat Jan Morgan - Green Mountains/ Beautiful Foliage/ Maple Syrup
Places:States & Regions
VERONICAVicarious Expanders: Remember, Our Niche Is Creative Acronyms. Angela Brett, after somebody who apparently hadn't read the submission guidelines at http://acronyms.co.nz/guidelines.html submitted a common jargon-variety expansion for VERONICA.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
VERSICHERUNGVirtually Everyone Requires Some Insurance. Can't Have Everything Right Unconditionally - Nobody's God! Steve Keate (Versicherung is German for 'insurance')
Science:Linguistics:German Words
VERSICHERUNG (2)Vendors Everywhere! Request Sales In Carparks, Homes, Even Right Under Neighbour's Gazebo. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics:German Words
VERY GOOD!Victorious Exclamation. Really You Give One Obvious Delight. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he typed 'VERY GOOD!' in an email to Angela and she reminded him that capitalised phrases ought to be acronymised.
Assorted Phrases
VERY IMPORTANT PERSONVague Eulogistic Reportage - Yawn! - Invites My Perusal Of Rumours That A Notable Tabloid Personality Escorted (Romantically) Someone Of Note Tony McCoy O'Grady (nowadays VIPs are anyone who romances another VIP)
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships
VESTAVulcan Espouses Sparks To Ardent Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
VETVery Expensive Trip! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
VFATVerily, Files Are Truncated Sean Lamb (VFAT = Virtual File Allocation Table; the filesystem type that Windows 98 uses)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
VIAGRAVaginal Interface Aid, Genitalia Rapidly Ascends. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Drugs
VIAGRA (2)Virility Is A Gift Readily Available Angela Brett
Drugs
VIAGRA (3)Vitality Imbued Again... Get Ready, Agnes! Steve Keate
Drugs
VIAGRA (4)Vital In Arousing Geriatric's Responses Again Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
VIBEVery Intense Buzzin' Environment Hippy McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
VICKIVivacious Individual, Conducts Key Inspiration Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
VICKYVivacious Individual Conducts Key Yearnings Jan Morgan - a person I know
Names:First names:Female
VICTIMVillain Is Cruelly Torturing & Injuring Me. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
VICTOR HUGOVerbs Idols Charms Taunt Our Religion Halting Unity God Ordained Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
VICTORIAVivacious Individual, Conducts Trade Of Refreshment In Alcohol Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
VIDEOTAPEViewing Is Delayed, Even Old Television Appears Pathetic Eventually Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
VIENNAViolin Inspired Events; Nasty Nazi Associations. Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
VIETNAMVictorious In Ending That Nasty American Matter. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
VIEWVista In Every Window Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
VILEVery Intensely Loathsome Entity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
VILLAINViolent Individual Largely Lacking Any Innate Niceness Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
VILLAINSViolent Individuals Little Liked Amongst Innocent Normal Society Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
VINDALOOVolcanic Indian Norm Daunts A Lot Of Others Angela Brett
Food & Drink
VINNYViolence Is Not Nice, Y'know Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to soccer's 'hard man' Vinny Jones, who has turned to acting in films and plays 'hard' roles
Names:First names:Male
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
VIOLETVery Intense On Lady's Eyelids - Tempting Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
VIOLINSVirgin's Immaculate Orchestration: Love's Instrument Needs Strings Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
VIRGILVerily, I Really Generate Immense Literature. Virgil
Art & Literature:Writers
VIRGINVagina Is Ready, Girl Is Not. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
VIRGINIAValued Individual Reaches Goals In Noted Inspirational Analysis Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
VIRGINIA (2)Views In Region Greatly Involve National Interesting Attractions Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
VIRGINIA MCMATHVivacious Individual (Repetitiously Giggles) Invites Neighbours In And Masterfully Conducts Many Audacious Tahitian Hulas Rico Leffanta (Virginia McMath is better known as Ginger Rogers)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
VIRGOVaguely Intelligent Readers Given Opinions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
VIRGO (2)Very Industrious, Risks Graphic Overachievement Jan Morgan -- can be very critical of others, risks feelings
Religion:Astrology
VIRIIViolently Invasive - Readily Initiating Illnesses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
VIRLValiant Individual Reaches Learning Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
VIRNA LISIVirgins In Rome Now Agree: Love Is Seldom Intimate Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
VIRTUAL DOCTORVeterans' Information Resource That Uses A Large Database Of Clinical Trials; Online Retrieval. Angela Brett (see DETECTIVE)
Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition
VIRUSViolates Information, Ruthlessly Uses Space Angela Brett
Computers
VISA CARDVastly Increases Spending Ability... Can Also Raise Debts Angela Brett
Commerce
VISIONVoluptuous Image Sensually Invading Ordinary Nightmare Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
VISION (2)View Introduces Savior, Is Of News Jan Morgan - Sacred visitation News to those that believe in Savior and want what He Revealed
Religion
VISITING TEACHERSVital Intuitive Sisters Invited To Initiate News Goes To Effeminate, Attentively Caring Home Environment Recommended Significantly Jan Morgan -- Someone who comes by church members' homes to see how the lady of the house is doing
Religion:Religious Occupations
VISITING TEACHERS (2)Vital Intuitive Sisters Invited To Initiate News Gets Timely Enlightened Appointment Checking How's Effeminate Responsibilty Significant Jan Morgan - Someone who comes by church member's home to see how the lady of the house is doing
Religion:Religious Occupations
VISITOR PASSVeturing Into Some Interesting Television Offices? Restricted! Please Ask Security Staff. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
VISIT USAVacations Including Scenes Illustrating The Ugliest Sexual Adventures Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
VISORVison Interrupter Shading Optical Resources Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Clothing
VITAL SIGNSVery Important That All Life Signals Indicate Good News & Salubrity. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
VITAMINSVital Ingredients To Assure Mankind Is Not Sickly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
VIVALDIVain Italian Violinists Always Like Dulcet Inventions Sean Lamb
Entertainment:Music:Artists
VOCODERVictoria, Or Cellos, Or Deranged? Extensive Range. Angela Brett (they are all Macintalk voices)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
VOCODERSVoice Of Computer's Often Deliberately Extra Robotic Sounding Angela Brett (thinking of the Macintalk voices Votron, Trinoids and Zarvox in particular)
Computers
VODAFONEVoice Or Data Apparently Fry Owners' Neurons Eventually. Angela Brett (Vodafone is a cellphone network)
Commerce:Companies
Communication
VODKAVial Of Dendrite-Killing Alcohol Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
VOGULVierd Old Grand Ulgric Lingo Jeff Anonymous (Vogul is a Finno-Ugric language of the Ugric group, spoken East of the Ural Mountains)
Science:Linguistics
VOICEVocal Option Is Coming Eventually Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music
Communication:Talking
VOL-AU-VENTSVoiced One Laugh And Uncertainly Ventured Extra - Needed To Stop Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he'd said "How's that for starters" and Angela had replied that it wasn't as nice as vol-au-vents.
Laughter
VOLCANOESVolumes Of Lava Come After Numerous Orgasmic Earthquakes. Scram! Roger Williams
Places
People & Relationships:Disaster
Science:Geology
VOLDEMORTVillain Opposes Lot During Education, Mudbloods Offend Racist Terrorist Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
VOLLEYBALLVirgins, Or Leaping Lasses, Exercise Yielding Balls At Layman Level Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
VOLTAIREVery Often Lies Triggered Arouet Into Ridiculing Ethics Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
VOLTAIRE (2)Volumes Of Literature Tell All In Random Epistles Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
VOLVOVulgar Old Ladies' Vehicle, Obviously Steve Keate (see STEVE)
Transport:Car Makes & Models
VOLVO (2)Veers Obstructively, Lobbing Vehicle Over Steve Keate, referring to the unusually high number of Volvae involved in motorcycle accidents.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
VOLVO (3)Vehicle Out-Lasts Vintage Owners Tony McCoy O'Grady (Volvos are notably sturdy and reliable)
Transport:Car Makes & Models
VOLVO (4)Vehicle's Owners Look Very Overbearing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
VOLVO (5)Vehicle Out Lives Vehicle's Owner My friend and I used to amuse ourselves on car trips by doing these for whatever cars we would see - this is my favorite.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
VOMIT (2)Viscous Odorous Mess - Ill Tummy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
VONDAVendetta Of Nymphs, Does Attack Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
VOTEVariety Offered, Tabulated Elections Jan Morgan
Politics
VOTERVoice Of The Electorate's Registered TMcCO'G
Politics
VOUCHERValue On Usage; Can Habitually Expire Rapidly Edwin Hermann (with the semicolon, the expansion talks about it having a value when you redeem it, and that the voucher can expire quickly, without the semicolon it talks about the value often expiring fast.)
Commerce
VOULEZ-VOUS?Voicing Our (Using Language Exotic) Zeal, Veritably, Our Urges Satisfied! Robert Anonymous
Assorted Phrases
Science:Linguistics:French Words
VOYAGERVulcans Often Yearn About Getting Ears Remodelled Bones McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
VROOMV8's Roar - Obvious Onomatopoeic Meaning. Angela Brett
Transport
Assorted Nouns:Noises
VROOM (2)Vehicle Revs Overly On Motorway Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Assorted Nouns:Noises
VROOMSTICKVacuum Roaring Overhead... Occult Magic Starts To Incorporate Contemporary Knowledge. Angela Brett, considering what modern witches might fly around on.
Transport
VULCANVesuvius's Unpredictabilty = Life's Chancy Around Naples Tony McCoy O'Grady - Vulcan was the Roman God of Fire and lived beneath a volcano, several ore mentioned as being home to him.
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
Science:Geology
VULCAN (2)Vigorously Uses Logic. Comedic Antics? Never! Gavin Lambert
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
VULCANODONVery Unsophisticated Lizard, Certainly Ate No Other Dinosaurs. Outstretched Neck. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
VULGARVery Unlovely Lacks Gentleness And Refinement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
VULPIXVery Uncooperative Letter Prevents Impeccable Xpansion Angela Brett (Vulpix is Pokemon #37)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
VULTUREViolent Uncle Looking To Upset Ravisher's Enterprise Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
VULVAVery Useful Lips Venus Arouses Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
VYINGValiant Youths In National Games Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
VYING (2)Victory's Yours -- If Nobody's Good. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs