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100% IOMEGAI Own Marvellous External Gigabyte Accessory. Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce:Companies
100% IOMEGA (2)Input/ Output, My Electronic Gargantuan Accesses. Jeff Anonymous
Computers
Commerce:Companies
100% IONICInstead Of Neutral, It's Charged. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
100% I/O PORTInternal Organs Panicking Over Recycled Trash Dundee
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% IOWAIt's Out West America Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
100% IOWA (2)Idiots On Weird Arable wishes
Places:States & Regions
100% IOWA (3)Individuals Offered Wool, Amanas Jan Morgan - German religious Colony (amanas) offered woolens, wine, furniture and baked goods
Places:States & Regions
100% IPERSONIntelligent People Err Rarely, Sometimes, Or Never joybutton, because Angela was on IRC at the time with the nick iPerson.
Names:Acronymists
100% I.P. FREELYI'm Passing Fluids Regularly - Everything Everywhere Looks Yellow! Ben Dover
Names:Prank Calls
100% IPODIt's Portable, Omniuseful Disk Angela Brett, referring to Apple's 'iPod' mp3 player which doubles as a firewire hard disk.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IPOD (2)I Paid - One Deposit Angela Brett, at 1a.m, after transferring some money to buy an Apple iPod. (Online banking should have safeguards in place to stop people from spending large amounts of money while they're half asleep!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IPOD (3)Impulse Purchase? Oh, Dear! Angela Brett, who did actually think for a while before buying an iPod, but it's still dear!
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IPOD (4)I[']m Patient (One Day!) Angela Brett, who ordered an iPod this morning and expects to receive it tomorrow.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IPOD (5)Incredible Piece Of Design Angela Brett, a few hours after her iPod arrived.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IPOD (6)Ideal; Play-On-Demand Angela Brett, in response to FM and AM (2)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% IPOD (7)I'd Put One's Diapason Angela Brett, who assumes that eating an iPod would cause intestinal problems. (I have never heard the word diapason spoken, I hope it sounds similar enough to 'diapers on' to make this work.)
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% IPOD PHOTOIn Pictures Or Diapason, Person Has Obviously Taken Overdose Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% IPOD SHUFFLEIt Pains Our Digestive Systems Horribly. Unhealthy For Feeder's 'Low End' Angela Brett, on noticing that Apple's page on the new low-end iPod, the iPod Shuffle, bears the recommendation, 'Do not eat iPod shuffle.'
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% IPOD SHUFFLE (2)I Put One Down 'Sophagus & Hawked Up Foul & Foetid Liquid Emetically Tony (see IPOD SHUFFLE)
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% IQ SCOREIrrelevant(?) Questionnaire Shows Cleverness Or Retardation, Evidently. Angela Brett, who probably shouldn't criticise IQ tests since she has a particularly high IQ. They are relevant, I think, but there are some elements of cleverness they don't measure.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% IRANIslamic Republic, Asian Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% IRAQInternal Revolts Are Quelled. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% IRAQ (2)It Riles America's Queen Angela Brett - by 'Queen' I mean president... when it comes to Q words, gender isn't important! (perhaps that's why QUEER starts with Q)
Places:Countries
100% IRAQ (3)It Really Ain't Quiet W. Kline
Places:Countries
100% IRAQIInvaders' Reasoning: Al Qaeda Implicit Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
Military:War & Terrorism
100% IRASIntrigues Romantically Around Soothsayer Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
100% I REALLY NEED TO GO PEEPEEIn Relief Emergency A Lavatory's Located. You Now Elbow Every Door To Openly Gain Occupancy. Painfully Each's Engaged - Piddle Erupts Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
100% IRELANDIndependent Republic, English Lodgers Are Nearly Dislodged! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% IRELAND (2)Inspiringly Rich Emerald Living Area, Nice Destination Jan Morgan
Places:Countries
100% IRENEI Rarely Expand Names <- Exception Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
100% IRIDIUMIts Rainbowness Is Displayed In Useful Mixtures. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% IRISIn Rainbows Is Speed Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
100% IRISHIreland Reaching Into Southern Hemisphere Tony McCoy O'Grady, describing our KIWI friendship
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% IRISH (2)Ignorant Rogues In Shamrock Highlands Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% IRONIt Rusts, Oh No! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
80% IRON (2)It's Ruined in One Night Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the iron (6th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% IRON (3)I Respect Otherhalf Now. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% IRON (4)Initiate Reproduction, Or Never! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% IRON (5)Initial Romance Over Now Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% IRON (6)Idly Reflect On Nuptials Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
89% IRRATIONAL NUMBERSInteger Rearrangement Refuses to Attain These. Infinite, Orderless Numerals - And Limitless Notation - Usually Measures Boundaries Exactly. Rationals (are) Saner! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
100% IRSIncome Retrieval Service Sean Lamb (who just finished filing his 2003 tax return)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
100% ISImplies Status Edwin Hermann, referring to the usual meaning of IS, Information Systems.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
100% IS (2)Inexplicably So Jeff Anonymous, when he capitalised IS in 'This one IS Tony'.
Main
100% IS AInheritance Shown Articulately Angela Brett, when a C++ lecturer mentioned that the idea of inheritance in object oriented programming (and elsewhere) is based around the phrase 'is a'. e.g. 'A mouse is a mammal' or 'A mammal is a living creature'.
Computers:Programming
100% ISAACIllustrious Scifi Author's Always Creative Sean Lamb (that's Isaac as in Isaac Asimov, of course)
Art & Literature:Writers
100% ISAAC (2)Is Sacrificed Adolescent, Actually Conserved Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
Religion
100% ISABELLAIntercession Succeeds And Brother's Eventually Let Loose Again Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
86% ISAIAHInfluential Son (of) Amos Inspired All Hebrews. Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
100% ISCHISAURUSIt Should Call Herrerasaurus Its Sister, Although Uncertain Relationship's Under Speculation Angela Brett (There is speculation that Ischisaurus may actually be the same genus as Herrerasaurus.)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
100% ISDNIt's So Darn Neat! Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% ISDN (2)It Still Does Nothing Acronymous Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% ISDN (3)I See Dollars Now Chuck Banks
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% ISDN (4)Is Someone Dreaming Nonsense? Chuck Banks
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
80% ISDN (5)Insidious Substitute for Data Networks Kuroneko -- ISDN actually stands for "Integrated Services Digital Network", a form of telephone network that sends all services (including voice calls) digitally. In actuality, ISDN is a royal pain to configure and use for Data thanks to the differing ISDN standards across the globe, the complexity of the ISDN bearer service and the fact that most hardware is designed to work in any country resulting in the operator having to know which standard the country they're in conforms to, and how to format the source and target phone numbers correctly.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% ISEULTIrish Sweetheart, Enchanted Unto Lover Tristram Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
86% IS FICTITIOUS TWADDLEIt's So Funny I Can't Tell If Tittering Is Okay, Unless it's a Super-interesting Titter With Acronyms Dangling Delicately, Laughter Encouragingly. Angela Brett/Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
92% ISH KABIBBLEI Suggest Helpfully Kibbles And Bits. Iams Bones Boring. Look [for] Eukanuba! Jeff Anonymous
Food & Drink:Pet food
100% ISISIs She Immortally Superior? Rico Leffanta
Religion
100% ISOInitials Seem Off Angela Brett (ISO usually means International Organization for Standardization, so it seems as though its abbreviation should be IOS. However, ISO is not an acronym... as explained at http://www.iso.org/iso/en/aboutiso/introduction/index.html#three)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% ISO (2)Initials Swapped Over? Angela Brett (ISO usually means International Organization for Standardization, so it seems as though its abbreviation should be IOS. However, ISO is not an acronym... as explained at http://www.iso.org/iso/en/aboutiso/introduction/index.html#three)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% ISOMETRIESImages Simulate Originals, Mostly. Examples: Translations, Rotations Imitate Exact Shape Angela Brett. (An isometry is a plane transformation which preserves distances, and therefore shapes of figures.)
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
77% ISOMETRIES (2)Imitate Shapes of Originals, at Most Expressible as Three Reflections In Every Situation Angela Brett. (Every isometry can be expressed as a product of at most three reflections.)
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
50% ISPIt Starves [from lack of] Profit Jeff Anonymous, when his ISP's stock was worth fourty cents. (ISP usually stands for Internet Service Provider)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
100% ISP (2)It Starves, Profitless Angela Brett, as a modification of Jeff's ISP.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
100% ISP (3)It's Slow & Pathetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% ISP (4)Intermittent Squeaky Pauses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% ISP (5)It Shan't Prevail! Angela Brett, referring to Jeff's ISP
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
100% ISP (6)I'm Sorely Peeved! Tony McCoy O'Grady, in reference to Jeff's ISP
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
100% ISP (7)Internet Stopper Plugged Jeff Anonymous (in reference to what'll happen when @home finally does go down the loo...well, I have AOL on the side just in case)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
100% ISP (8)It Seeks Profit Jeff Anonymous, as a modification of ISP
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
100% ISRAELIt's Still Really Arab-Encompassed Land Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% ISRAEL (2)International Saga Recounting Arab Eras Lost Rico Leffanta
Places:Countries
100% ISSUR DANIELOVITCHIt Seems So Useless Remembering Duty Almost Never Interrupts Enjoying Lots Of Virgins Itching To Collar Him Rico Leffanta (Issur Danielovitch is better known as Kirk Douglas)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
100% IS THIS A STRANGE PREOCCUPATION? OR WHAT?It's Suggested Tony Has Interesting (Strange And Suggestive?) Tendencies - Really! A Natural Gentleman Elegantly & Properly Resists Exposing Overt Clothing Concerns. Unpleasant People Are Teasing, I Opine. Normally Only Rogueish Women Hiss At Tony Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Patricia asked that very question when Tony demonstrated his familiarity with women's undergarments with his WONDERBRA (3).
Communication:Acronyms Forums
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% ITIntensive Touching Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela had quoted a student telling a friend to 'do it in the Mac lab.' Tony asked whether these two students were of opposite sexes, to which Angela replied that they weren't thinking of doing *it*, probably just doing I.T.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% IT (2)Ivory Tower Rico Leffanta (referring to information technology, of course)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
100% IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL IT'S OVERI'm Told Anything Is Not Terminated, Or Verifiably Ended Reliably, Unless No Tangible Indicators Linger. If This Seems Overly Verbose, Express Regret Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
100% ITALICSIndolent's Typographical Additive Littering Immeasurable Current Sentences Kenneth T. Davis -- giving back to an application I love -- no, distraction from present writing project
Communication
100% ITALYIntensely Tactile And Lecherous! Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% IT CAN BE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE AS LONG AS YOU ACRONYMISE ITI Think Championship Acronyms Need Bigness! Especially Astounding Samples Live On, Never Growing Aged, Surviving Years Of Uncontested Laughter Inducement. Keen, Eager Acronymists Should Laugh Off Newly Generated Attempts. Stretching Your Offering Usually Assures Colleagues Recognition - Only Note.... You Must Individually Spell Each Item Therein Tony McCoy O'Grady, acronymising Angela's response to his question about how long the description on the page listing his acronyms could be.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
100% ITCHIrritation That Craves Hurt Angela Brett, since we get rid of an itching sensation by scratching and making it hurt instead.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% ITCH (2)Incredibly Troubling Cutaneous Hypersensitivity Word Nerd
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% ITEMIndividually Tally! Expertly Market! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Nouns
91% I THOUGHT SOIf (it's) Too Hard, One Uses Giant Hardback Thesaurus - Synonym Overload! Angela Brett, in response to OF COURSE
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% IT IS HOT OUTI Think It's So Hot Out That Our Underwear's Tropical Sean Lamb (I am reminded of the scene in "Good Morning Viet Nam" where Robin Williams is telling his radio listeners how hot it was that day)
Science:Meteorology
100% IT'S RUDE TO POINTIt's Totally So Repulsive, Using Digit Extended Towards One Person's Objectional! It's Not Tactful Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
100% ITS SO COOL!!If They Spam Several Other Communities Online, Others'll Look! Angela Brett, expanding the capitalised phrase (complete with bad punctuation) in the INSTANT FAME forum spam.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPIDI Think State's Taxing Heavily, Even Employers Cannot Offer New Offices. Maybe You Simply Think Unemployment Punishes Impious Denominations. Angela Brett
Religion
Commerce
100% IVANA TINKLEI'm Very Agonised, Needing A Toilet. I'll Not Keep Legs Entwined Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Prank Calls
90% I'VE FALLENIt's Very Embarrassing - Fumbled And Landed Legs-up, Exposing 'Nickers! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
100% I'VE FALLEN (2)I'm Virtually Embracing Flooring, And Lack Levitation-Enabling Needs Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
100% I VENTURE TO SAYI'm Very Eager Not To Undertake Rule Elucidation - They're Only Standard Acronymic Yardsticks Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to the suggestion that we collate all the rules in THE ACRONYMISTS' CHARTER.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% IVO LEVIIf Virgin Offers, Let's Enjoy Venery Intimately Rico Leffanta (Ivo Levi is better known as Yves Montand)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
83% IVORYIf Very Old (it's) Really Yellow Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% IVORY (2)Intact Vows Of Respecting You Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the ivory (14th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% IVYIt's Viny, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
100% IVY (2)Interloping Vine Yardage Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants
100% IVY (3)In Vacant Yards Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants
100% IVY (4)Is Vine, Yonder Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Plants
100% I WANT MY MACInternational Web Access Not There - Mailing You May Also Cost. Angela Brett, when she was without her Mac and could only look at national websites on the university Macs.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% I WANT MY MAC BACKIrate Wish About New Technology - Macintosh Yearnings May Actually Create Badtemperedness And Cause Killings. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela complained about her Mac having been in Mac-hospital for over a week getting extra RAM. (See SCANNER.) He then commented: "You know how these crazed teenagers grab the nearest gun and go on a rampage when they get upset by something? Don't let it happen to you."
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% I WANT MY MAC BACK (2)It's Wicked And Needless, That Mad Young Man Actually Cannot Be Apple Computer Kind Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% I WANT MY MAC TOOIncoherent Windoze Applications Necessitate Training - Meanwhile Your Mac's Already Completed The Obvious Operations. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
0% I WANT MY OWN MAC TOOIncoherent Windoze Applications Necessitate Training - Meanwhile Your Operation's Workshy. Not Macintosh! (It's) Already Completed The Obvious Operations. Tony McCoy O'Grady, elaborating on Angela's I WANT MY MAC TOO.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% I WAS JOKINGIt Was A Silly Jest, Over Killed. It Never Gelled. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
Laughter
100% I WAS TIREDI Went And Said Things I Regret; Excuse Delivered. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
100% IWIIncreased Whanau, Ivory Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family')
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Family
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
100% I WONDERIs Wisdom Often Needed During Extended Reflection? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% IZACI'm Zealous About Compactness Angela Brett - iZac is my Newton MessagePad 110, which works surprisingly well since it's only the second model in a long-discontinued series. iZac's web page is at http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/iZac.html
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
97% I ZEALOUSLY GRAB THE TITLE OF LAST I ACRONIMIn Zero Effort, Angela Lithely Overtakes (Undertakes? Since Lettering of Yesterday Gets Revealed Above Better Try) Honourable Expansion. This Is The Life... Everyone Obviously Forgot Lexicographic Acronym Sorting Treats 'I Act' Concoctions Regardless Of Nonalphanumerics & Interword Measures. Angela Brett, after the new 'dictionary sort' moved IVY from the last I position and opened the way for acronyms like this one to be the last. Previously the space would have caused this entry to be near the top of the list.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% IZZARDIt's Zed. Zounds! Apronyms Rarely Disappoint! Sean Lamb (dictionary.com defines izzard simply as "The letter z.")
Science:Linguistics

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