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NANo, Assertively Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NAASNoxious Albanian Alcohol's Source Tony McCoy O'Grady (Naas is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The winemaking region of Albania where most of the wine that people take to bottle-parties comes from.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
NABNet A Baddie Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
NAB (2)Now Apprehended Burglar Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Law & Order
NACTIONNot And, 'Cause Truly It's Only N Angela Brett (Naction is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The 'n' with which cheap advertising copywriters replace the word 'and' (as in 'fish 'n' chips', 'mix 'n' match', 'assault 'n' battery'), in the mistaken belief that this is in some way chummy or endearing.
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
NADIRNothing Above Depth Is Reversed Rico Leffanta
Places
NADSNeed Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NAHUMNinevah Assailed. Happiness Upon Me! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
NAILS AND BEAUTYNot As If Lady's Superficial Achievement's Noticed. Dumb Blondes... Everyone's After Using The Yoni! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
NAME CARDNobody Acknowledges Me, Even Cows Are Regarded Distinguished Dundee
Names
NAMESNomenclature Applied Mostly Everywhere, Seemingly Melanie Merswolke
Names
NAMIBIANow A Mining Industry Base In Africa. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NAOMINot An Obviously Monstrous Intellect Tony McCoy O'Grady - thinking of non one in particular :-)
Names:First names:Female
NAOMI (2)No Admirer Of Men's Interests Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
NAPNeed A Pause Edwin Hermann
Assorted Verbs
NAPKINNicely Arranged Paper Keeps It Neat Daryl Thomas
Household Objects
NAPPIESNasty Ass Products & Pee In Exclusive Softwear TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NAPPIES (2)Neat Attached Poo Package Is Enclosing Sewage TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NAPSTERNasty American Pop-System Took Extreme Revenge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
Entertainment:Music
NARROW GAUGENon-Average Rail Ratio, One Working Grade And Unusual Gauge Examples Sean Lamb ("Gauge" refers to the distance between the rails. Standard Gauge in North America is 4' 8.5", Narrow Gauge is anything less than that, most commonly 3'; narrow gauge railroads often contain tighter curves and steeper grades than their standard gauge counterparts)
Transport:Trains
NASA (2)Never Attended Starfleet Academy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
NASA (4)Not Another Shuttle Accident! Angela Brett, after the space shuttle Columbia broke up in re-entry.
Science:Astronomy
People & Relationships:Disaster
NASALNostrils And Sinuses Are Leaking Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NASCARNumerous Afternoons Spent Careering Around Racetrack Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Sports & Recreation
NASHVILLENot A Simple Hyperlinker; Visiting Internet Links, Lackluster Experience Sean Lamb (Nashville was the internal code name used by Microsoft for Internet Explorer 4.0)
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
NASHVILLE (2)Now Another Software Html Viewer Is Leaving Locales Exposed Sean Lamb (Nashville was Microsoft's code name for Internet Explorer 4.0; there are so many exploits written against IE that its use is now often recommended against)
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
NATALIENoble Adult Troubled, Acts Leave Its Entanglement Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
NATESNatural Asset That Excites Sadists Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NATHANNegotiates All Talents, Having A Need Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
NATHAN (2)Negotiates Activities Tackling His Addiction Needs Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
NATHAN (3)Narcissistic Adolescent/Adult Takes Harsh Analysis Notes Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
NATONasty Americans Threaten Others Tony McCoy O'Grady (NATO usually stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organization)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Politics
NATURAL HEALTHNot A Treatment Using Recent Advances? Large Herbs Eaten As Little Tablets, How? Angela Brett, wondering just how natural a pill containing concentrated herbal remedies can be -- just as soya milk isn't naturally produced by soybeans feeding their babies, herb pills don't grow in the garden.
Science:Biology:Healthcare
NATURENaked As The Universe Revolvingly Evolves Rico Leffanta
Science:Environment
NAURUNot A Universally Recognised Unity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NAUSEANot Another Uneasy Seatrip, Evacuate Abdomen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
NAUSEA (2)Nursing An Unhappy Stomach... Eaten Aasleagh. Angela Brett (see AASLEAGH)
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
NAVELNowadays A Very Exposed Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NAVYNumerous (And Violent) Yachts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
NAVY (2)Never Again Volunteer Yourself. Was in the US Navy for 6 year as a volunteer (draftees not accepted). Enough said.
Military
NAYNot A Yes Angela Brett
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NCRNot Completely Reliable Tiny Lee (NCR usually stands for National Cash Register)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
NEATNot Even Adding Tonic Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
NEBRASKANegotiates Every Best Resource Advantage, Seems Keenly Agricultural Jan Morgan - Farming State
Places:States & Regions
NECNot Enough Components Tiny Lee (NEC usually stands for Nippon Equipment Corporation)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
NECTARNever Eat Come Try Angelic Refreshment Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
NEEDNone Eke Ed Drawn Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Either Poverty or Sufficiency. Ed=Education (This is an example of a 'chained apronym' where on top of the usual constraints of an apronym, the last letter of each word in the expansion is the first letter of the next word, and the last letter of the last word is the first letter of the first word.)
Education
NEGATIVE INTEGERSNumerical Entities. Going Against The Increasing Variety, Every Individual Number (Though Entire) Gets Endlessly, Relentlessly Smaller TMcCO'G
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
NEGLIGEENearly Every Guy Lusts If Girl's Ensemble's Enticing Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NEHEMIAHNew Era Heralded; Exiles Migrate; Israel At Home Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
NEINNo, Everywhere, Is No Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics:German Words
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NELLNever Ever Likes Listening! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
NEMESISNot Even Magic Escapes Settling Its Score! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
NENNIESNascent Entities Now Navigating Inside Entire Space Eminence Grise, explaining: I'm a French Canadian and nennies is the plural of nenni which is the first name "Denis (day-nee)" in French of a good friend. There was a park in front of his house and his mother often yelled "Denis" for supper but due to distance and a lot of trees in between, we always heard "NENNI!". It stayed through the years and a bunch of friends (40 years of friendship) called themselves the Nennies and there's no nennying about it! Nennies are curious about everything and enjoy life as it comes.
Names:First names:Male
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
NEONNow Enlivening Our Nighttimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
NEOPHYTE'S SERENDIPITYNewcomer's Exciting Occurrence Probably Has You Telling Everybody. Search Shows Extraneous Result - Extremely Novel Discovery Is Pleasant, I Tell You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
NEPALNowadays Everest's Peaks Accumulate Litter. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NEPHINavigator Endures Prideful Heinous Illusions Jan Morgan -- the good sibling in the Book Of Mormon
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
NEPHITENoble Emigrants Prepares Harbouring Israel To East Jan Morgan -- Work with me here! depending on which way you travel the Americas can be East of Israel
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
NE PLUS ULTRANeed Extra Penile Length? Use Safe Urologist Logs That Raise Assets Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
NEPTUNENearer Earth Perhaps Than Universe's Next Entity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
NERDNever Experiences Romantic Dates Angela Brett
People & Relationships
NERD (2)Not Exactly Romantic Dude Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
NERMALNice Eccentric Relaxed Mammal, Abudhabi Lent Jan Morgan - Garfield always sends this cat to Abu Dhabi
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Names:Pet Names
NETNow Everyone's Thieves Sean Lamb (NET, in this reference, is the acronym given by the US Congress to the No Electronic Theft Act, which is supposed to simplify criminal prosecution for distributing proprietary files online)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
NETHACKNeat, Everything's Text! Heroic "At" Creams Kobolds. Sporkmaster
Computers:Games
NETHERLANDSNeed Elevate Their High Embankment Ridges Lest A Natural Disaster Strikes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NET PRESENT VALUENot Estimable! This Priceless Resource Enables Sending Electronic Notes To Virtually Anyone Living & Using Electricity. Angela Brett, thinking of the present value of the 'net.
Computers:Internet
NETSCAPENot Everyone Trusts Software Companies. A Possible Exception. Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
NETSCAPE (2)Nightmare Experiences? Then Stop Choosing Alternative Product, Explorer Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
NETSCAPE (3)Not Especially Tight, Spacewise... Communicator Adds Pointless Extensions. Angela Brett, who likes Netscape apart from the excess memory that the Communicator version uses by having mail, news and Composer built in.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
NETSCAPE SIXNot Enjoyable - Those Skins Can Appear Pretty, Except Standard Interface's Xcluded. Angela Brett, who liked older versions of Netscape but doesn't like the way that Netscape 6 can be themed to look like anything except the rest of the OS.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
NETWORKNothing's Ever Televised With Out Receiving Kudos Patricia Rix, who adds: at least from the Network.
Entertainment
NETWORK GEEKNeed Equipment To Work Out Route Kilobytes Go? Employ Exchange Kid/Kit Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
NEUTRINONot Entirely Untouchable, Though Rarely Interacts. Neutral, Obviously. Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
NEVADANightly Entertainment Venues Are Dating Attractions Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
NEVER CRY WOLFNorthern Expeditionary Venture Encounters Roaming Caribou, Rodents, & Yelping Wonder Of Lupine Frolics Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Farley Mowat.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
NEVER EAT SOGGY WAFFLESNot Everyone Views Each Range Effectively, Adventures Take Steering Of Guidance, Greatly Yields Where Adventures Follow For Leading Every Step Jan Morgan - this is the phrase that helps kids know how the compass is - North East South West
Places:Positions & Directions
NEW ACROSNice Extremely Weird Acronyms, Created Rapidly Online, Stupendous! Jeff Anonymous, after he'd capitalised NEW ACROS in a forum post and Angela reminded him to acronymise capitalised words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
NEW ACROS (2)New Entrant Waives Anonymity - Cautiously Reveals Original Surname Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Jeff.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
NEW BABYNeonate Enters World Blubbering And Burping Yuckily. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
NEWBIENot Even Weaned, Baby Is Extraordinary Jeff Anonymous, noting that an unweaned baby is basically a 'newbie' to life.
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
NEWBIE (2)New Entrant With Beginner's Ignorant Enquiries Tony McCoy O'Grady... a propos the usual use of the term - someone who hasn't read the manual asking basic questions.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
NEWBIE (3)Not Especially Wise, But Incredibly Enthusiastic. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
NEW ERANuptials End With Easily Read Articles. Angela Brett, on hearing about New Era, a divorce magazine.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
NEW HAMPSHIRENorth Eastern World Has Abnaki Memories, Potatoes Started Here In Region, Embarked Jan Morgan - Abnaki indians Potatoes started(embarked) here
Places:States & Regions
NEW IDEANovel Effusive, Wildly/Wonderful, Innovative, Dynamically Expansive, Advancement! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
NEW JERSEYNorth Eastern World, Justifying Einstein's Research, Studied Energy, Yesterday Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
NEW JERSEY (2)Now Edison Wattage Juices Energy Research Saves Electricity Yesterday Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
NEWLYWEDNature's Endowment Will Leave You Wondering Every Day Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
NEW MEXICONot East's World, Magically Enchanting, Xrayed In Colorful Originality Jan Morgan - known as the land of enchantment and color
Places:States & Regions
NEW POST TO THIS THREADNeed Exposure? Write Pointing Out Something To The Others That Habituate Interesting Site. They Hopefully Relish Entertaining Acronyms Daily. Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to one of the buttons at the Acronyms forums, at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
NEW PROFESSIONALSNowadays Employers Want Proper Records Of Further Education - Somebody Studying Independently's Often Not Appraised Like Scholar. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
NEWSNational Events, World Stories Angela Brett
Communication
NEW SCIENTISTNot Even With Single Citation; I'm Employed Now Though, I'm So Talented! Angela Brett, who will have to settle for reading the magazine and hiring her soul to MICROSOFT for now.
Science
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
NEWSPAPERNational Events, World Stories Published And People Everywhere Read Roger Williams
Communication:Periodicals
NEW TESTAMENTNow Everyone Will Treat Especially Sacred Texts As Meaningful - Evil Needn't Triumph Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
NEWTONNeat Electronic Wizardry Turned Out Notsopopular Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
NEWTON (2)Nice Equations - Worked Them Out Nimbly. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
NEWTON (3)Not Everyone Will Type Out Notes Angela Brett, who now uses a Newton MessagePad to take notes in class, while some students use laptops.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
NEWTON (4)Not Executive Wankers' Toy... Obsolete Now. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
NEWTON (5)Normally Expresses What "Thump" Offers, Numerically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
NEW YORKNiagara's Enchants Wedded, Your Orchestra Reaches Kudos Jan Morgan - New York philharmonic
Places:States & Regions
NEW ZEALANDNearly Extinct Wondrous Zoology, Environmentally Attractive Landscape, A Natural Delight. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NEW ZEALAND (2)Now English Whenua, Zespri-Eaters Abound & Land Actuates Native Disputes. Angela Brett. ('Whenua' means 'land' in Maori - the aboriginal language of New Zealand, and 'Zespri' is a New Zealand kiwifruit.)
Places:Countries
NEXTNow Entitled 'X' (Ten) Angela Brett (Mac OS X is a reincarnation of the NeXTStep operating system)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
NIAGARA FALLSNikon Is As Good As Ruined, As Falling Actually Launched Liquid Skyward/Spray Angela Brett
Places:Waterways
NIBNumerous Ink Blotches Tony
Household Objects
NICNasty Internal Cuts Jeff Anonymous, explaining why not to eat a Network Interface Card
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
NICE LOOKINGNow I'm Charmed, Elegant Legs On Outstandingly Kinky Individual - Nubile Girl Tony McCoy O'NaughtyBoy
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
NICETIESNot Interesting Comments, Essentially They're Insignificant, Empty Smalltalk. Angela Brett
Communication
NICHOLASNeeds Impressive Character, Having Own Lessons As School Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
NICHOLAS (2)Negotiates In Caring Home Of Lawyer And Sister Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
NICKNotch, Incision, Cavity, Knifemark! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns

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