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100% NANo, Assertively Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Yesses And Noes
100% NAASNoxious Albanian Alcohol's Source Tony McCoy O'Grady (Naas is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The winemaking region of Albania where most of the wine that people take to bottle-parties comes from.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% NABNet A Baddie Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% NAB (2)Now Apprehended Burglar Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% NACTIONNot And, 'Cause Truly It's Only N Angela Brett (Naction is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The 'n' with which cheap advertising copywriters replace the word 'and' (as in 'fish 'n' chips', 'mix 'n' match', 'assault 'n' battery'), in the mistaken belief that this is in some way chummy or endearing.
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% NADIRNothing Above Depth Is Reversed Rico Leffanta
Places
100% NADSNeed Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
86% NAG HIMNudge And Guide Heedless Individual to Modify Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% NAHUMNinevah Assailed. Happiness Upon Me! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
100% NAILS AND BEAUTYNot As If Lady's Superficial Achievement's Noticed. Dumb Blondes... Everyone's After Using The Yoni! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% NAME CARDNobody Acknowledges Me, Even Cows Are Regarded Distinguished Dundee
Names
100% NAMESNomenclature Applied Mostly Everywhere, Seemingly Melanie Merswolke
Names
100% NAMIBIANow A Mining Industry Base In Africa. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% NAOMINot An Obviously Monstrous Intellect Tony McCoy O'Grady - thinking of non one in particular :-)
Names:First names:Female
100% NAOMI (2)No Admirer Of Men's Interests Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
100% NAPNeed A Pause Edwin Hermann
Assorted Verbs
100% NAPKINNicely Arranged Paper Keeps It Neat Daryl Thomas
Household Objects
100% NAPPIESNasty Ass Products & Pee In Exclusive Softwear TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% NAPPIES (2)Neat Attached Poo Package Is Enclosing Sewage TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% NAPSTERNasty American Pop-System Took Extreme Revenge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
Entertainment:Music
100% NARROW GAUGENon-Average Rail Ratio, One Working Grade And Unusual Gauge Examples Sean Lamb ("Gauge" refers to the distance between the rails. Standard Gauge in North America is 4' 8.5", Narrow Gauge is anything less than that, most commonly 3'; narrow gauge railroads often contain tighter curves and steeper grades than their standard gauge counterparts)
Transport:Trains
80% NASANewbies: "Acronym [for] Space Agency" Jeff Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
100% NASA (2)Never Attended Starfleet Academy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
67% NASA (3)Never Attained Speed-of-light Acceleration Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
100% NASA (4)Not Another Shuttle Accident! Angela Brett, after the space shuttle Columbia broke up in re-entry.
Science:Astronomy
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% NASALNostrils And Sinuses Are Leaking Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% NASCARNumerous Afternoons Spent Careering Around Racetrack Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Sports & Recreation
100% NASHVILLENot A Simple Hyperlinker; Visiting Internet Links, Lackluster Experience Sean Lamb (Nashville was the internal code name used by Microsoft for Internet Explorer 4.0)
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
100% NASHVILLE (2)Now Another Software Html Viewer Is Leaving Locales Exposed Sean Lamb (Nashville was Microsoft's code name for Internet Explorer 4.0; there are so many exploits written against IE that its use is now often recommended against)
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
100% NATALIENoble Adult Troubled, Acts Leave Its Entanglement Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
87% NATASHA GURDINNatural Acting Talent And She Had A Great Union Rapturously Dancing In Never-never-land Rico Leffanta (Natasha Gurdin is better known as Natalie Wood)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
100% NATESNatural Asset That Excites Sadists Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% NATHANNegotiates All Talents, Having A Need Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
100% NATHAN (2)Negotiates Activities Tackling His Addiction Needs Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
100% NATHAN (3)Narcissistic Adolescent/Adult Takes Harsh Analysis Notes Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
100% NATONasty Americans Threaten Others Tony McCoy O'Grady (NATO usually stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organization)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Politics
100% NATURAL HEALTHNot A Treatment Using Recent Advances? Large Herbs Eaten As Little Tablets, How? Angela Brett, wondering just how natural a pill containing concentrated herbal remedies can be -- just as soya milk isn't naturally produced by soybeans feeding their babies, herb pills don't grow in the garden.
Science:Biology:Healthcare
93% NATURAL NUMBERSNow A Toddler Understands Repeated Addition... Lacking Numerals Under 1 - Maths Being Essentially Related to Surroundings. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
100% NATURENaked As The Universe Revolvingly Evolves Rico Leffanta
Science:Environment
100% NAURUNot A Universally Recognised Unity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% NAUSEANot Another Uneasy Seatrip, Evacuate Abdomen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% NAUSEA (2)Nursing An Unhappy Stomach... Eaten Aasleagh. Angela Brett (see AASLEAGH)
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% NAVELNowadays A Very Exposed Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% NAVYNumerous (And Violent) Yachts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
100% NAVY (2)Never Again Volunteer Yourself. Was in the US Navy for 6 year as a volunteer (draftees not accepted). Enough said.
Military
100% NAYNot A Yes Angela Brett
Communication:Yesses And Noes
100% NCRNot Completely Reliable Tiny Lee (NCR usually stands for National Cash Register)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
100% NEATNot Even Adding Tonic Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% NEBRASKANegotiates Every Best Resource Advantage, Seems Keenly Agricultural Jan Morgan - Farming State
Places:States & Regions
100% NECNot Enough Components Tiny Lee (NEC usually stands for Nippon Equipment Corporation)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
100% NECTARNever Eat Come Try Angelic Refreshment Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
100% NEEDNone Eke Ed Drawn Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Either Poverty or Sufficiency. Ed=Education (This is an example of a 'chained apronym' where on top of the usual constraints of an apronym, the last letter of each word in the expansion is the first letter of the next word, and the last letter of the last word is the first letter of the first word.)
Education
100% NEGATIVE INTEGERSNumerical Entities. Going Against The Increasing Variety, Every Individual Number (Though Entire) Gets Endlessly, Relentlessly Smaller TMcCO'G
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
100% NEGLIGEENearly Every Guy Lusts If Girl's Ensemble's Enticing Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% NEHEMIAHNew Era Heralded; Exiles Migrate; Israel At Home Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
100% NEINNo, Everywhere, Is No Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics:German Words
Communication:Yesses And Noes
100% NELLNever Ever Likes Listening! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
100% NEMESISNot Even Magic Escapes Settling Its Score! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
100% NENNIESNascent Entities Now Navigating Inside Entire Space Eminence Grise, explaining: I'm a French Canadian and nennies is the plural of nenni which is the first name "Denis (day-nee)" in French of a good friend. There was a park in front of his house and his mother often yelled "Denis" for supper but due to distance and a lot of trees in between, we always heard "NENNI!". It stayed through the years and a bunch of friends (40 years of friendship) called themselves the Nennies and there's no nennying about it! Nennies are curious about everything and enjoy life as it comes.
Names:First names:Male
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
90% NEODYMIUMNatural Element - Oxide Deployed in Your Monitor In Underpinning Mismatches. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% NEONNow Enlivening Our Nighttimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
88% NEOPETSNot Exactly Organic Perhaps, Evidently They're Smile-inducing Tony McCoy O'Grady (see http://www.neopets.com)
Computers:Games
Computers:Internet
100% NEOPHYTE'S SERENDIPITYNewcomer's Exciting Occurrence Probably Has You Telling Everybody. Search Shows Extraneous Result - Extremely Novel Discovery Is Pleasant, I Tell You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% NEPALNowadays Everest's Peaks Accumulate Litter. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% NEPHINavigator Endures Prideful Heinous Illusions Jan Morgan -- the good sibling in the Book Of Mormon
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
100% NEPHITENoble Emigrants Prepares Harbouring Israel To East Jan Morgan -- Work with me here! depending on which way you travel the Americas can be East of Israel
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
100% NE PLUS ULTRANeed Extra Penile Length? Use Safe Urologist Logs That Raise Assets Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
100% NEPTUNENearer Earth Perhaps Than Universe's Next Entity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
75% NEPTUNIUMNeptunium Emits Particles That (are) Useful. Neutron-detection Instruments Use it Much. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% NERDNever Experiences Romantic Dates Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% NERD (2)Not Exactly Romantic Dude Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% NERMALNice Eccentric Relaxed Mammal, Abudhabi Lent Jan Morgan - Garfield always sends this cat to Abu Dhabi
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Names:Pet Names
100% NETNow Everyone's Thieves Sean Lamb (NET, in this reference, is the acronym given by the US Congress to the No Electronic Theft Act, which is supposed to simplify criminal prosecution for distributing proprietary files online)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% NETHACKNeat, Everything's Text! Heroic "At" Creams Kobolds. Sporkmaster
Computers:Games
100% NETHERLANDSNeed Elevate Their High Embankment Ridges Lest A Natural Disaster Strikes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% NET PRESENT VALUENot Estimable! This Priceless Resource Enables Sending Electronic Notes To Virtually Anyone Living & Using Electricity. Angela Brett, thinking of the present value of the 'net.
Computers:Internet
100% NETSCAPENot Everyone Trusts Software Companies. A Possible Exception. Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% NETSCAPE (2)Nightmare Experiences? Then Stop Choosing Alternative Product, Explorer Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% NETSCAPE (3)Not Especially Tight, Spacewise... Communicator Adds Pointless Extensions. Angela Brett, who likes Netscape apart from the excess memory that the Communicator version uses by having mail, news and Composer built in.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% NETSCAPE SIXNot Enjoyable - Those Skins Can Appear Pretty, Except Standard Interface's Xcluded. Angela Brett, who liked older versions of Netscape but doesn't like the way that Netscape 6 can be themed to look like anything except the rest of the OS.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% NETWORKNothing's Ever Televised With Out Receiving Kudos Patricia Rix, who adds: at least from the Network.
Entertainment
100% NETWORK GEEKNeed Equipment To Work Out Route Kilobytes Go? Employ Exchange Kid/Kit Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% NEUTRINONot Entirely Untouchable, Though Rarely Interacts. Neutral, Obviously. Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
100% NEVADANightly Entertainment Venues Are Dating Attractions Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
100% NEVER CRY WOLFNorthern Expeditionary Venture Encounters Roaming Caribou, Rodents, & Yelping Wonder Of Lupine Frolics Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Farley Mowat.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% NEVER EAT SOGGY WAFFLESNot Everyone Views Each Range Effectively, Adventures Take Steering Of Guidance, Greatly Yields Where Adventures Follow For Leading Every Step Jan Morgan - this is the phrase that helps kids know how the compass is - North East South West
Places:Positions & Directions
100% NEW ACROSNice Extremely Weird Acronyms, Created Rapidly Online, Stupendous! Jeff Anonymous, after he'd capitalised NEW ACROS in a forum post and Angela reminded him to acronymise capitalised words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% NEW ACROS (2)New Entrant Waives Anonymity - Cautiously Reveals Original Surname Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Jeff.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% NEW BABYNeonate Enters World Blubbering And Burping Yuckily. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
100% NEWBIENot Even Weaned, Baby Is Extraordinary Jeff Anonymous, noting that an unweaned baby is basically a 'newbie' to life.
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
100% NEWBIE (2)New Entrant With Beginner's Ignorant Enquiries Tony McCoy O'Grady... a propos the usual use of the term - someone who hasn't read the manual asking basic questions.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% NEWBIE (3)Not Especially Wise, But Incredibly Enthusiastic. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% NEW ERANuptials End With Easily Read Articles. Angela Brett, on hearing about New Era, a divorce magazine.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% NEW HAMPSHIRENorth Eastern World Has Abnaki Memories, Potatoes Started Here In Region, Embarked Jan Morgan - Abnaki indians Potatoes started(embarked) here
Places:States & Regions
100% NEW IDEANovel Effusive, Wildly/Wonderful, Innovative, Dynamically Expansive, Advancement! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% NEW JERSEYNorth Eastern World, Justifying Einstein's Research, Studied Energy, Yesterday Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
100% NEW JERSEY (2)Now Edison Wattage Juices Energy Research Saves Electricity Yesterday Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
100% NEWLYWEDNature's Endowment Will Leave You Wondering Every Day Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% NEW MEXICONot East's World, Magically Enchanting, Xrayed In Colorful Originality Jan Morgan - known as the land of enchantment and color
Places:States & Regions
100% NEW POST TO THIS THREADNeed Exposure? Write Pointing Out Something To The Others That Habituate Interesting Site. They Hopefully Relish Entertaining Acronyms Daily. Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to one of the buttons at the Acronyms forums, at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% NEW PROFESSIONALSNowadays Employers Want Proper Records Of Further Education - Somebody Studying Independently's Often Not Appraised Like Scholar. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% NEWSNational Events, World Stories Angela Brett
Communication
100% NEW SCIENTISTNot Even With Single Citation; I'm Employed Now Though, I'm So Talented! Angela Brett, who will have to settle for reading the magazine and hiring her soul to MICROSOFT for now.
Science
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% NEWSPAPERNational Events, World Stories Published And People Everywhere Read Roger Williams
Communication:Periodicals
100% NEW TESTAMENTNow Everyone Will Treat Especially Sacred Texts As Meaningful - Evil Needn't Triumph Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
100% NEWTONNeat Electronic Wizardry Turned Out Notsopopular Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% NEWTON (2)Nice Equations - Worked Them Out Nimbly. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% NEWTON (3)Not Everyone Will Type Out Notes Angela Brett, who now uses a Newton MessagePad to take notes in class, while some students use laptops.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% NEWTON (4)Not Executive Wankers' Toy... Obsolete Now. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% NEWTON (5)Normally Expresses What "Thump" Offers, Numerically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
85% NEW YEAR'S DAYNear End of Winter You Eagerly Await Return of Spring - Desperate, Anxious Yearning Tony McCoy O'Grady, showing that he lives in the northern hemisphere.
Time:Special Occasions
92% NEW YEAR'S DAY (2)(it's) Not Every Week You Eagerly Arrange Resolutions... Seldom Done All Year. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% NEW YORKNiagara's Enchants Wedded, Your Orchestra Reaches Kudos Jan Morgan - New York philharmonic
Places:States & Regions
100% NEW ZEALANDNearly Extinct Wondrous Zoology, Environmentally Attractive Landscape, A Natural Delight. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% NEW ZEALAND (2)Now English Whenua, Zespri-Eaters Abound & Land Actuates Native Disputes. Angela Brett. ('Whenua' means 'land' in Maori - the aboriginal language of New Zealand, and 'Zespri' is a New Zealand kiwifruit.)
Places:Countries
100% NEXTNow Entitled 'X' (Ten) Angela Brett (Mac OS X is a reincarnation of the NeXTStep operating system)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
100% NIAGARA FALLSNikon Is As Good As Ruined, As Falling Actually Launched Liquid Skyward/Spray Angela Brett
Places:Waterways
100% NIBNumerous Ink Blotches Tony
Household Objects
100% NICNasty Internal Cuts Jeff Anonymous, explaining why not to eat a Network Interface Card
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
93% NICE EXPANSIONNovelty Is Cleverly Encapsulated - Eschewing X-rated Puns And Non-Standard Idioms Or Neologisms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% NICE LOOKINGNow I'm Charmed, Elegant Legs On Outstandingly Kinky Individual - Nubile Girl Tony McCoy O'NaughtyBoy
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% NICETIESNot Interesting Comments, Essentially They're Insignificant, Empty Smalltalk. Angela Brett
Communication
100% NICHOLASNeeds Impressive Character, Having Own Lessons As School Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% NICHOLAS (2)Negotiates In Caring Home Of Lawyer And Sister Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
100% NICKNotch, Incision, Cavity, Knifemark! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% NICK (2)Nefarious Individual - Clearly Kleptomaniacal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
100% NICK (3)Niche Is Computer Knowledge Angela Brett, on a Mac-fixing Nick she knows.
Names:First names:Male
100% NICK BOTTOMNormally Innately Calm & Kind, Becomes Over-The-Top Overacting Maniac Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
100% NICKELNominally In Coinage, Keeps Everything Light Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements

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