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Loose apronyms:
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100% ADDICT (3)Another Dopehead Does It Cold Turkey Angela Brett
100% ADDICTIONAlcohol & Drugs Dangerously Injure Cerebellum. Throw It Out, Now! Angela Brett
100% ALCOHOLA Little Consumption Often Helps Open Legs Rico Leffanta
100% ALCOHOLICAbsolutely Legless, Cannot - Obviously - Handle One's Liquor In Comfort. Tony McCoy O'Grady... describing KEYBOARD.
100% ALCOHOLIC (2)Apple Lovers Can Only Have One Liquor... It's Cider! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% BONGSBigwigs Ordered No Gear Sales Angela Brett, after a law was passed prohibiting the sale of cannabis-smoking apparatus.
100% BOTOXBrought On To Ongoing Xaminations Dennis Carr
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
100% BOTTLEBlacked Out, Turned Turtle, Lying Expressionless Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CALUMETCan Anyone Lend Us More Egalitarian Tobacco? Rico Leffanta
100% CIGARCan I Generate A Reaction? Tony McCoy O'Grady, regarding the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% CUREChemicals Used? Remedy's Expected Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DEALERSHIPDruggies Earn A Living Encouraging Regularly Smoking Hashish In Pipes Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DOPEDulls One's Personal Experience Angela Brett
100% DOPE (2)Doesn't Offer People Everything Angela Brett
100% DOPE (3)Does Offer Pseudo-Enlightenment Angela Brett and Steve Keate
100% DOPE (4)Diacetylmorphine, Opium, Pot... Everything! Angela Brett
100% DRUGDummy Route Under Ground Rico Leffanta
100% DRUG ADDICTDangerous Reactions, Undergoing Gruesome Agonising Delirium - Doing It 'Cold Turkey' Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Strung Out)
100% DRUG LORDDemented Rotten Urban Gangster - Low On Reasoned Debate Tony McCoy O'Grady, creating yet another supervillain.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
83% DRUGSDown Right Ugly Gay Sex-machine sasha&kendra inspired by jordan&zach
100% DRUNKDisgustingly, Rottenly Unconscious - Non Kinetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
94% DRUNKEN FUMBLINGSDire Results Usually Not Knowingly Expected. Non-sober Fornication Usually Means Boy Leaves Impregnated Naive Girl Saddened Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% ENABLEREver Noticed Addiction, But Let Everything Remain? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
90% EPSOM SALTEver Painfully Shat? Open Mouth, Stick-in A Laxative Tablet. Jeff Anonymous
100% EPSOM SALT (2)Extremities Painful? Soaking Of Members Slowly Allays Lingering Tension Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% EPSOM SALT (3)Everyone Please Stay Off My Salted, Aching, Little Toe Charlie
100% GET DRUNKGulp Ethanol To Dull Responses, Uncountable Neurons Killed. Angela Brett
83% HABITHave A Big Interest in Tobacco? Angela Brett
100% HIC!Hangover Is Coming Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HIGH (2)Here Is Good Hashish! Angela Brett
100% HOW MANYHave Office Wench Make Amends Next Year Rico Leffanta, after someone telling him they had "too many" and made a fool out of themselves at the office Christmas party (in Britain, since office parties in America are tabu), but decided there was nothing they could do except make amends next year.
Time:Special Occasions
100% IMMACIncredible Moustache Moving Applicator & Creme Tony McCoy O'Grady, inspired while watching a TV advert for Immac hair remover.
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
100% INHIBITIONI Never Have Imbibed Beverages Intended To Inebriate Ostentatious Nymphomaniacs Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% JUNKIEJust Using Narcotics Keeps Individual Enslaved Jan Morgan
100% LAXATIVELately A Xerantic Ass Tamed, I'll Vouchsafe Epsom! Tony McCoy O'Grady
91% LETHAL DOSELouts Enjoying The Hallucinogenic Attraction of LSD Die Of Scandalous Excess. Angela Brett
91% MEDICATIONMood-Enhancing Drugs In Case Additional Tension Induces Operation of Noose. Angela Brett
100% MEDICINEMight Eradicate Disease, If Contagion Is Nullified Everywhere. Angela Brett
94% METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINEMind Expands Thus Helping Your Learning Energy, None-the-less Ecstasy Does Include Other Xtra Yields. Many Experience The Helpless Anxiety Morphing Powers Hash Escalates The Activity Many Internal Neurologists Explain Tim Ryan
100% NYSTATINNew York Streptomyces Treats A Thrush Infection Now. Angela Brett
100% ORLISTATObesity Reduction Lies In Swallowing Tablets And Training. Angela Brett (Orlistat being a weight-loss drug.)
100% PEPCIDPill Eliminates Perilous Common Indigestion Daily Jeff Anonymous (see TACO BELL)
80% PILLPopularly It Licensed Love-making Tony McCoy O'Grady ('the pill' is widely credited with launching the "Swinging Sixties" and "free love")
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% POISONPotion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis Roger Williams
100% PURE METHAMPHETAMINEPopularly Used Rage Excuse, Maybe Everyone That Has Any May Plead Helplessness Even Though A Murder Is Never Excusable. Angela Brett, after 'P' was blamed for a murder (it seems to be blamed for everything these days.)
100% QUAFFQuickly Upraise Alcohol, Finish Fast! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RECOVERYRejecting Every Craving, One's Very Existence Reforms Yearly My name is Tony and I'm an ....
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
100% REHABReformative Ethos Has Amended Behaviour Tony McCoy O'GrAAdy
100% ROHYPNOLRapists Often Have Your Phone Number - Over Later! Steve Keate and Angela Brett. (Rohypnol is a tranquiliser which has been linked with date rapes.)
100% ROHYPNOL (2)Randy Old Hack Yields Pharmaceuticals Numbing Obstinate Ladies Steve Keate and Angela Brett
100% SOBERSpirits Or Beer Essentially Rejected Angela Brett
100% STONEDSmoke/Sniff/Shoot This, Or Never Experience Delirium Angela Brett
100% STONED (2)Supposedly Typical Of Non-Educated Dopes Angela Brett
100% SWILLSomeone's Whispered Intimate Love Lies Rico Leffanta
100% VIAGRAVaginal Interface Aid, Genitalia Rapidly Ascends. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
100% VIAGRA (2)Virility Is A Gift Readily Available Angela Brett
100% VIAGRA (3)Vitality Imbued Again... Get Ready, Agnes! Steve Keate
100% VIAGRA (4)Vital In Arousing Geriatric's Responses Again Tony McCoy O'Grady