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| 100% | BIRTHDAY | Because It's Really Tough Having Death Anniversaries Yearly! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | BIRTHDAY (2) | But I Really Think He Does Act Young |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | BIRTHDAY (3) | But It's Ridiculous To Have Day Adding Year |
Angela Brett, because after this one day people consider themselves to be a whole year older. |
| 75% | BIRTHDAY GIRL | Blimey, I've Relished Three-hundred-and-sixty-five Happy Days! Another Year Gone In Remarkable Life |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, on Angela's birthday. |
| 100% | BOXING DAY | Bustle Of Xmas Is Now Gone, Discounts Await You |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | DAFFODIL DAY | Do A Favour... Fork Over Dollars. Imitation Leafy Daff Awaits You. |
Angela Brett (Daffodil day is when fake daffodils are sold to raise funds for the Cancer Society) |
| 100% | EARTH DAY | Everybody Appreciate Round Thing Humans Destroy All Year |
Angela Brett Science:Environment Science:Environment |
| 100% | EPIPHANY | External Presentation - It Possibly Happened Around New Year |
Tony McCoy O'Grady - The Christian celebration of "The Epiphany" recalls the visit of 'The Magi' to the new-born Saviour - His first presentaiton to non-Jewish people, it is celebrated on January 6th Religion Religion |
| 100% | FIELD DAY | Father Is Endorsing Letter - Don't Do Anything Yucky! |
Angela Brett, thinking about permission slips for school outings. Education Education |
| 100% | GENERAL CONFERENCE | Gives Extraordinary Navigation, Exceptional Resolve Acknowledged, Listening Covers Our Needs For Eternity, Reports Effect Noteworthy Concerns, Endeavors |
Jan Morgan -- world wide meeting of LDS church that delivers counsel to its members Religion Religion |
| 100% | GRADUATION | Get Ready Academics... Depart University And Turn Into Overpaid Novices |
Angela Brett Education Education |
| 100% | HALLOWEEN | Houselights And Lanterns Light One's Way Entreating Each Neighbour. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HALLOWEEN (2) | Happens Annually Letting Loads Of Weefolk Eat Excessive Nuts |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | HALLOWEEN (3) | Horrid American Lads & Lasses On Wilding Escapades Enrage Neighbours |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | HALLOWEEN (4) | Horrible And Lashably Laughable 'Oliday Wickedly, Even Extremely, Needless. |
Jeff Anonymous, after spending $35 on Halloween candy to pass out. |
| 90% | HALLOWEEN (5) | Horrid Adults Leave Little Ones Waiting, Eagerly Expecting Nyum-nyums. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 90% | HALLOWEEN (6) | Have A Lizard-Like Oculus - Witches Employ Eye-of-Newt! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HAPPY B-DAY | Here's A Present, Proving You've Blocked Death Another Year. |
Angela Brett |
| 93% | HAPPY BIRTHDAY | Have A Pleasant Party, Your Birthday Is Really The Happiest Day of Anthony's Year. |
Angela Brett, shortly before Tony's mother's birthday. |
| 100% | HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY! | Here's A Properly Phony Year... Because In Roman, The (Heard) Digits Announce You're Allowed Non-Truths. Have One Neat Year! |
Angela Brett, when Tony became old enough to li about his age. Words & Wordplay Words & Wordplay |
| 96% | HAPPY BIRTHDAY MACINTOSH | Historical Apple Product Presented Years Back. It's Really Terrific; Humans Don't Actually Yearn for Magical Arcanities. Commandline Isn't Needed, Though OSX's Sure Helps |
Jeff Anonymous on the occasion of the twentieth anniversary of the 128k Mac. Computers:Macintosh & Newton Computers:Macintosh & Newton |
| 100% | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY! | Hardly A Party Pooper, You'll Be Incrementing 'Round The Helios' Digits, Announcing 'Yippee! Tony O'Grady's New Year!' |
Angela Brett |
| 97% | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR TONY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! | Hope Anniversary Passes Pleasantly. You Being Irish, [I] Realise Today's Half Done As Your Today's Our Yesterday. One Understands How Age Passes Properly - You Begin Increment Relative To Home's Date - And Yet To Others You're Over/ Under. Have A Perfect Party, You'll Be In Revelry 'Til all Hours Doing Anything You Desire, Enjoying Another 'Return' (To Original Neonatal You? Here's A Pretty Picture!) Yawn! Bed Is Ready To Habitate. Dawn Awakes You Tomorrow One Year Older. Unbeatable! |
Angela Brett, on Tony's birthday. |
| 100% | HAPPY HOLIDAYS | Hoping Acronymists Pass Peaceful Yuletide, Havering Over Last Initial's Dubiety Always Yields Satisfaction |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | HAPPY HOLIDAYS (2) | Here's A Plan: Pamper Yourself! Hours Of Lie-Ins Dissolve Away Your Stress. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HAPPY HOLIDAYS (3) | How American People Phrase Yuletide Hellos... One Living In Diversity Atheises Yearly Sentiments. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HAPPY NEW YEAR | Hosting Alcoholic Party Post Yule; Need Earthlings Wanton, Youthful, Erotic, And Rich! |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | HOW MANY | Have Office Wench Make Amends Next Year |
Rico Leffanta, after someone telling him they had "too many" and made a fool out of themselves at the office Christmas party (in Britain, since office parties in America are tabu), but decided there was nothing they could do except make amends next year. Drugs Drugs |
| 100% | JAMBOREE | Jubilant Adolescents Meeting Brothers On Rally, Easterly Event |
Jan Morgan -- every 4 years there is a National Jamboree (2005) for the boy scouts, 40,000 attend. There also is a world jambo that happens alternately. (2007) Sports & Recreation:Scouts Sports & Recreation:Scouts |
| 100% | JAMBOREE (2) | Jubilant Adolescents Meeting Brothers On Regional Educational Event |
Jan Morgan -- every 4 years there is a National Jamboree (2005) for the boy scouts, 40,000 attend. There also is a world jambo that happens alternately. (2007) Sports & Recreation:Scouts Sports & Recreation:Scouts |
| 100% | JEFF ANONYMOUS | Juveniles Enjoy Free Food Around November, Only Now You - Meanly - Oppose Undue Spending |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to HALLOWEEN (4) Names:Acronymists Names:Acronymists |
| 100% | LENT | Let's Eat Next Tuesday |
Rico Leffanta Religion Religion |
| 100% | MANY THANKS | Marking A-Nother Year, Tony Happily Acknowledges Newzealaner's Kind Sentiments |
Ol' Man River, in response to TONY'S BIRTHDAY (AGAIN!) |
| 100% | MAYPOLE | March Around Yippily, Prance Over Lilies, Eh? |
Jeff Anonymous Assorted Nouns Assorted Nouns |
| 100% | MAYPOLE (2) | Many Amorous Youths Proposition Oversexed Ladies Eagerly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying that the maypole is actually a highly erotic springtime rite. Much activity occurred. Assorted Nouns Assorted Nouns People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | MORTON | Man Often Rooted Trees Onto Nebraska |
Jeff Anonymous, referring to Julius Sterling Morton of Arbor Day fame, whilst answering a failed search. Names:Famous people Names:Famous people Science:Biology:Plants Science:Biology:Plants |
| 85% | NEW YEAR'S DAY | Near End of Winter You Eagerly Await Return of Spring - Desperate, Anxious Yearning |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, showing that he lives in the northern hemisphere. |
| 92% | NEW YEAR'S DAY (2) | (it's) Not Every Week You Eagerly Arrange Resolutions... Seldom Done All Year. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | PARADES | Public's Annual Routine Anticipates Day, Event Strolling |
Jan Morgan |
| 83% | PARTY | Patronage-wise, Altscape Reached Thousand... Yay! |
Angela Brett, when the ALTSCAPE team were planning a party to celebrate having over a thousand users. Commerce:Companies Commerce:Companies |
| 80% | PROM | Party Requiring Outlay (of) Money |
Patricia Rix |
| 100% | ST VALENTINE'S DAY | See This Value! Artistic Leatherwork Expresses No Truer Intentions - Nice Expensive Shoes Depict Amorous You! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: I was stunned to see a local shop had a special display for Valentine's day. The little pink hearts were stuck on shoes and boots. How romantic would that be as a gift? People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Love & Lust Household Objects:Clothing Household Objects:Clothing |
| 100% | VALENTINE | Very Amorous Lovers Enjoy Naughty Things, Including Negligees Etc. |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | VALENTINE (2) | Vigorous And Lusty Encounters Nightly Trysts Involve Nookie Episodes? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | VALENTINES | Value Any Lasting Entwinement, Never Thwart It 'Needing' Extra Sex. |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | WAITANGI DAY | Wait And In Time All Negotiations Gradually Invalidate Deals Agreed Yesterday |
Rico Leffanta (Waitangi Day is when New Zealand celebrates the signing of the Treaty of Waitangi, which there always seems to be disputes about.) |
| 100% | WIARTON | Willie Is A Rodent Trying Out Notoriety |
Patricia Rix, referring to WIARTON WILLIE, the white groundhog who will be making his annual forecast on Groundhog Day. Places:Towns & Cities:Canada Places:Towns & Cities:Canada |