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Loose apronyms:
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100% ACCOUNTANTAll Cash Counted Out Using Numeracy Techniques - And No Theft! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% ADMINA Desk Man Is Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% ADMINISTRATORA Dreadful Master Is Needed In Setting The Rules And Then Organising Routines Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% AMBASSADORSA Mission Based Abroad Serving State's Ambitions Doth Often Require Statemanship Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% ARTISTAfter Rendering The Image, Sculpture's Touted Sean Lamb
Art & Literature
100% AVIATORA Vital Individual, Aviation Tactics Operator, Responsible Jan Morgan
100% BLACKSMITHBig Lumbering Artisan Crafting Knives & Swords - Metal Is Terribly Hot TMcCO'G
100% BOSSBags Over-Sized Salary Angela Brett
100% BOSS (2)Big Overseer, Sometimes Surly Mick Bridgstock
100% BUTLER'Bottler' Used To Logically Entitle Retainer Tony McCoy O'Grady - The word "Butler" is a corruption of "bottler" - the member of staff who looked after his employer's wine-cellar.
100% CASE WORKERCast Away Should Easily Waste Other Ratepayers' Kind Equity Really wishes
100% CEOConfusion Exceeding Omniscience Susan S. In my line of work, I've gotten a lot of comments from my employees alluding to my phenomenal knowledge base -- "You know-it-all!" -- This to let them know that I'm just as confused as they, but as the head of the company I want to put my best foot forward. (CEO usually stands for Chief Executive Officer)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% CIVIL ENGINEERConstruction Is Vital In Life, Erecting New Gizmos Ingeniously Necessitates Engendering Elegant Results Isambard Kingdom McCoy O'Grady
100% CLOWNSChild Like Optional World Needs Students Jan Morgan
100% CONSULTANTCompanies Often Need Someone Using Logic To Analyze New Theories Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% COORDINATORControlling Overseer Of Research & Development Is Necessary Administrator To Obtain "Results" Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CREATIVE DIRECTORChap Reviews Each Advertisement That Is Viewed, Ensuring Design Is Researched & Engineered Correctly To Optimise Response Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DOMESTICDesignated Ordinary Maid Except Sometimes Transparently In Charge Rico Leffanta
100% EMPLOYEEExpecting Much Pay Leaves One Youth Especially Energized! Angela Brett, soon after finding out she'd got a job with SOEIDENTAL
100% EMPLOYEE (2)Everyone Marked "Personnel" Listed On Your "Employer's Expenses" Patricia Rix
90% EXECUTIVE ASSISTANTSEverybody Xpects Executives Cannot Understand Things. It's Very Egregious And Secretaries Serve (as) Innocent Scapegoats, Taking All Nonsense (in) Their Stride Patricia Rix
100% FARMERFriendly, Agricultural 'Real Man...' Endearingly Rugged. Mary Carr
100% FIREFIGHTERFellow In Red Engine, Frequenly Involved Getting Hoses To Extinguish Roasters Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FIREMENFlame Is Rising - Emergency Manpower Evidently Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% GARAGE (2)Greasy And Rude Adolescents Guaranteed Employment! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HANDYMANHusband's Apparently Now Doing Yearly Maintenance Around Nest. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% HELP DESKHasn't Even Learnt Primary Data Everyone Should Know Angela Brett (see also HELPDESK)
89% HERALDRYHeroic Exploits Recalled, Adventurous Life's Details of Royal Yeoman Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HOOKERHarlot Often Offers Kerbside Erotic Rendezvous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HUNTERHaving Unusual Natural Talent, Engages Rifle Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
100% JANITORJust A Nice Individual To Oversee Repairs Tony McCoy O'Grady
88% JANITOR (2)Janus Apparently Named It, Two-faced Old Roman Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% JANITOR (3)Jacuzzis Are Not Issued To Ordinary Residents Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% JANITORIALJust A Nitwit In Tattered Overalls, Responsibility Is Airport Lavatory Angela Brett, who doesn't really think that lowly of janitors, and hopes somebody doing janitorial work will respond with a more positive expansion.
100% JANITORIAL (2)Just A Nobody In Tracksuit, Overseeing Repairs & Inspecting All Lavatories Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% JOURNALISTJust One Unusual Reporter, News Announces Latest Incidents, Sharing Tales Jan Morgan
100% LIBRARIANSLove Interesting Books, Read Any Recently? I Admire Novels Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% LIBRARIANS (2)Live In Book Rooms And Respond (If Any Noise) "Shhh!" Angela Brett, who's never met a librarian who just walks around saying 'Shhh!' but apparently that's the stereotype.
100% MANAGEMENTMaking A Nuisance And Getting Everybody Muddled Eventually Nauseates Them Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% MANAGERMake A Name At Getting Everyone Roused Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% MARINEMuscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential The US Navy and the US Marines have a log tradition of dumping on each other. Here's one example from a US Navy Vet.
100% MASONMakes A Stone Object Neater Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% MASON (2)Master At Stone Object Nascency Gavin Lambert
100% MECHANICMale Endangered Class, He's Always Nestled Inside Cars Mary Carr
100% MESSENGERMy Errand's Successful Since Employee Never Goes Erring Route TMcCO'G
100% MODEL (2)Men Only Date Easy Lays Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% MODEL (3)Mad Obsessive Dieting, Eating Laxatives. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
100% MODEL (4)Materialism Over-Done, Expensive Looking. Steve Keate
100% NETWORK GEEKNeed Equipment To Work Out Route Kilobytes Go? Employ Exchange Kid/Kit Angela Brett
100% NEW SCIENTISTNot Even With Single Citation; I'm Employed Now Though, I'm So Talented! Angela Brett, who will have to settle for reading the magazine and hiring her soul to MICROSOFT for now.
100% PEDANT (2)Person, Educator, Does Algebra 'N' Trigonometry Jeff Anonymous, explaining that a pedant is a male schoolteacher.
100% PEDANT (6)Pedagogue Expects Discipline And No Truancy Angela Brett
100% PHILOSOPHERSPeople Here, In Life, On Some Opportune Planet... How Extremely Remarkable Sounding! Angela Brett
100% PIMPProfits In Manipulating Prostitutes Angela Brett
100% POLITICIANPrejudiced Orotund Layabout Intending To Improve Career, In A Nutshell Leo Boyes
88% POSTMANPerson Offering to Send The Mail Across Nations Angela Brett
100% POSTMAN (2)Parcel Operative - Scrunches The Mail Ad Nauseam Tony McCoy O'Grady, describing his POSTMAN as being somewhat different from Angela's.
89% PR AGENTSPaid Representatives Are Generating Exposure (in) Newspapers & Television Shows Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela suggested he should get paid by ALISON HOLST's PR agents, since now she's mentioned in this stack she will be known by a lot more people worldwide.
81% PRIVATE BANKERPurposely Reaching Individual Victims, All (of) Them End-up Broke And Never Knowing Enjoyment of Riches. Dundee
92% PROFESSIONALPeople Really Oughta Find Electrician, Since Short-circuits Inevitable Occasion Nicks And Lacerations Patricia Rix (I was thinking of the electician's motto: electricity is not a hobby - hire a professional)
100% PROSTITUTEPeople Requesting Oral Sex Think It's Too Uneconomical To Enjoy? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% QUIZMASTERQuestions Usually Instigate Zero Marks As Silly Twits Essay Reponses Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RATERRemember, A Ten's Extremely Rare. Angela Brett
100% RATER (2)Reasonable Assessment's This Employee's Responsibility Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RECEPTIONISTRegularly Every Company Employs Person To Implement Office Network If Someone Telephones Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SAILORSeasickness Affects Inlanders... Lean Overboard Retching Angela Brett
80% SALES REPSleazy Agent Lies (to) Elicit Successful Result (from) Easy Prospect. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SCIENTISTSSome Canny Inventors Experiment - Nothing That's Interesting 'Scapes Their Scrutiny Tony McCoy O'Grady
82% SECRETARYSeduces Executives, Can't Resist Enjoying Torrid Affair in Response to Yearning. Angela Brett. (Tony responded that they're not all called Monica, you know!)
100% SKIPPERSomeone Keeping International Port Populations Expecting Returns Rico Leffanta
100% SKIPPERSSkilful Keen Individuals Perpetually Prefer Embarking Reachable Sights Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
100% SLEUTHSome Loser Eejit Unlikely To Help Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SPYSecrets Passed Yonder Sean Lamb (spies transmit secrets to faraway places, so...)
100% STEVEDOREStows Tributes Everywhere Vegetates Eventually Diverts Official Records Elsewhere Rico Leffanta
100% STRIPPERSSlowly To Reveal Individual Private Parts Erotically's Reputedly Sensous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% TINKERTrusting In Nice King's Effective Rulings Mary Carr
100% THE GAMETeenage Hookers Erotically Garbed Await Mens' Enquiries Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% TELECASTERTelevision's Earliest Linkmen Established "Celebrity" Announcing Sports' Teams Endeavours & Results TMcCO'G
Sports & Recreation
100% TASTERTakes A Sip Then Ejects Residue Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
86% TAILORTradesman Alters Ill-fitting Longjohns Or Robes. Angela Brett
87% VICE PRESIDENTVery Important Character, Even Provides Refreshment & Entertainment, Singlehandedly Induces Department's Esprit-de-corps, Neat Trick. Dundee
100% WAITERWalks Around Indoors, Tending Eaters' Requirements Tony McCoy O'TableSix
Food & Drink
100% WARDENWe All Require Dramatic Exit Now Angela Brett, after being eveacuated from a building due to a fire alarm.
100% WARDEN (2)We Anxiously Request Direction - Exit Nearest. Angela Brett
100% WHOREWoman Hiring Out Reproductive Entrance Angela Brett
100% WINDOWS DEVELOPERWell, It's Not DOS; One Windowing System Demands Engineers, Very Easily Learnable, Only Problem: En Redmond! Gavin Lambert