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Loose apronyms:
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100% CAREERCan A Really Elderly Entrant Rise? Patricia Rix, adding: Or has one reached forced retirement?
100% CIVIL SERVANTSControl Icons Violating International Laws Spoiling Everything Rejecting Values And Neglecting The System John Richard Jones
100% COMMITTEE MEMBERSClones Of Management Meet In Time To Examine Events. Must Examine Minutes But Eschew Resolving Situations Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CUBICLESCompanies Use Businessmen In Claustrophobic Little Environments, Sadly Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CURRICULUM VITAECareer's Unlikely References Results In Creating Uncheckable Lies, Usually Magnifying Vocation, Intended To Achieve Employment Tony McCoy O'Grady (Most CVs wouldn't stand up to careful scrutiny)
100% CURRICULUM VITAE (2)Cumbersome University Résumé Reflects Institutional Clumsiness, Ultimately Lengthening Usually Moderately-Volumed Information To Amplified Evilness Jeff Anonymous, noting that a c.v. is a very cumbersome thing, and that there is a reason that resumes are preferable for ninety-nine out of a hundred jobs. (Angela and Tony don't see any such difference between the two, but it's still a good acronym.)
100% EMPLOY ANGELA!Enthusiasm Means Productivity; Lots Of Yield And No Grumbling, Except Limited Ambulation. Angela Brett, whose resumŽ is at
100% EMPLOYERSEvil Mice Pee Lastingly On Your Ears, Rodent Swine! Jeff Anonymous, referring to the attitude of some people against their employers. Salvaged from a failed mega-acronym.
People & Relationships:Insults
100% EMPLOYMENTExpenses Much Padded? Look Out - Your Monthly Emolument Needs Tackling Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% ENHANCING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIPEvery Nerd Hampers After New Computer. If Network Geek's Busy Using Some Incredibly Neat Equipment, She Should Respect Employer, Laughing At Technical Idiocy Only Near Somewhere He Isn't Present. Angela Brett, who is sure she'd be in a consistently better mood if she could use a PowerMac G5 at work.
100% FIREDFree! I Renounced Employer's Direction Robert Anonymous
90% FLOWCHARTFellows Look On When Company Hints At Re-organisation Theories Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% GEAR DOWNGenerally, Entering A Recession, Dispose Of Workforces Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% GO TO WORKGet Off To Office - Wages Only Restock Kitchen TMcCO'G
100% HELP WANTED: CALCULATORS!Hardworkers Enthusiastically Lifting People Wanted! Affordable New Tools/Techniques, Ensue. Dependable: Custodians, Accountants, Leaders, Craftsmen/Craftswomen, Unnamed, Laborers, Advertisers, Technologists, Operators, Receptionists, Secretaries! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% JOB (2)Journey Of Boredom Rico Leffanta
100% JOB (3)Just Over Broke Iniyan G
100% JOB (4)Juggling One's Businesses Jan Morgan
100% JOBLESSJoy Of Being Lacking Employment Slowly Shrinks Tony McWork O'Grady
100% JOIN OUR VOLUNTEERSJob Offer Is Now Open. Under Resourced Venture - One Learns (Usually) Not To Ever Expect Receiving Salary Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% JOIN USJob Opportunity In New Unique Salon TMcCO'G
100% JOLLYJunket: Office Looked Lonely Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett. "Jolly" is a slang term for a pleasure-trip, something like a semi-official business trip.
100% MENSA (9)Maybe Employment Now Seems Assured Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% NEW PROFESSIONALSNowadays Employers Want Proper Records Of Further Education - Somebody Studying Independently's Often Not Appraised Like Scholar. Angela Brett
100% NOT ANOTHER PROJECTNow One Tries Again. Needing Only To Have Efficient Research, & Properly Realised Objectives, Jointly Ensuring Client's Thrilled. TMcCO'G - thinking of agencies who respond to client's demands by splitting employees into teams to compete in solving the 'project'.
100% OSHOne Sore Hand Angela Brett (someone from Occupational Safety & Health came to my work to look at people's workstations and tell us how to reduce the risk of OOS. After following her directions on how to use the mouse for the rest of the day, I had a sore wrist.)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% OVERWORKEDOne's Very Extended (Regularly Working Overtime) Really Knackered Every Day Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PAYROLLPlease Accept Your Raise (Or Lowering) Lief. Angela Brett
100% PERFORMANCE INCENTIVEPeople Envisage Rich Financial Offerings. Really, Merely A Nice Cookie Elicits Improved Neural Capability. Employees' 'Need' To Indulge Valuably Exploited. Angela Brett, who has been bribed with chocolate chip cookies to do work. The trick is to get the cookies in advance, and then take a long time to finish the work so that you can get more and more cookies as the briber's desperation grows.
100% PERKSPeople Employed Regularly Keep 'Souvenirs' Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PHILOSOPHY AT WORKPerhaps He Is Looking On, Seeing Our Procrastination... "Heaven, You?! A Terrible Waste Of Resources, Klutz!" Angela Brett, although that expansion better describes theology at work.
100% PROFESSIONSPeople Rather Offices For Earning Salaries, Since Income's Often Nicely Stable Tony McCoy OWageearner
100% RECRUITINGRemember Employers Can Reject Unskilled Individuals - That Includes New Graduates Angela Brett
100% RECRUITMENTRedcoats Enlisters Coerced Runaway Urchins Into The Military - Each Needed Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% REPORTSRegular Evaluation Procedure Often Reveals Torporific Staff Angela Brett
100% RESUMEReport Effortlessly Sums Up My Experiences Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RESUME (2)Relate Every Single Useful, Minute Experience Patricia Rix
100% SABBATICAL (3)Supportive And Benevolent Bosses Authorise Taking In-Career Absence/ Leave Tony
100% SABBATICAL (4)Studying Abroad Begins Bringing A Turningpoint In Career And Life Tony
100% SALARYSufferers Always Long A Rejuvenated Youth Dundee
100% SALARY (2)Suggest A Little (Ahem) Raise, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SALARY (3)Struggle Along Loyally And Reward's Yours Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SALARY (4)Stall And Layabouts Are Rewarded Yearly Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% STUDENT IN DEBTSent The University Dollars, Education Never Turned Into New Desired Employment -- Blast Them! Angela Brett
86% SUITEDSpruced Up In Two-piece Executive Dress Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
100% SUITED (2)Standard Uniform Is Tiresome Executive "Drab" Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
100% THROW A SICKYThe Head Rep's Off Work, Apparently Slackitis. It Could Kill You! Angela Brett
100% THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! (2)This Hear! I Said I Scoff Workers Haplessly Assuming That I Meant: Enventually! Absolutely, Now! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Phrases
100% TAKING IT TO THE TOPTerrible Argument - Keep It Nicely Glowing - Is Then Turned Over To Highest Executive - Their Opinion's Permanent! TMcCO'G
100% WAGEWon't Acknowledge Greater Effort Angela Brett
80% WAGE (2)Weekly Amount Given (to) Employees Angela Brett
100% WAGE (3)Weekly Average Gross Earnings Steve Keate
100% WAGE (4)Won't Allow Gratuitous Extravagance Angela Brett and Steve Keate
100% WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NOWWorkers, Here's A Task You Ought Undertake. Any Rebel Even Grumbling Obscurely, "I'm Not Going To!" Only Does Overtime; Now Or Weekend? Angela Brett
100% WORKWeed Out Recreational Knowledge Rico Leffanta
100% WORK FOR PAYWages Only Real Kudos? Fingers Of Respect Pointed At You! Angela Brett
100% WORKPLACE SAFETYWatch Out! Reckless Klutzes Perilise Labourers And Cause Extremely Scary Accidents. Freak Events Traumatise You Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% WORK SUCKSWhereas Officeworkers Require Kindness, Supervisors Usually Champion Kiss-ass Servility Tony McCoy O'Grady