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PEDIGREE CHARTPersonal Effort Determines Interlocking Generations, Respecting Every Evidence, Chooses Heritage At Relations Task Jan Morgan - a form used in organizing a family for genealogy purposes
People & Relationships:Family
PEEPING TOMPervert Enjoys Entering Porperty Inspecting Neighbour's Genitals, Then Openly Masturbating Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PEGASUSPony (Enchanted) Galloping Around Starlit Unicorn Stallions Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
PEGGYPretty Easy Girl Gets You! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
PELICANPeculiarly Enlarged 'Lip' Is Convenient As Net Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
PELICAN (2)Perhaps Explains Lost Infant Canine - Avian Nibbled! Patricia Rix (my Australian friend told me pelicans would take chihuahua pups!)
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
PENPaper-Embellishing Nib Angela Brett
Household Objects
Communication
PENCILPlease Erase Non-Correct Illustrations/ Letters Angela Brett
Household Objects
Communication
PENCIL (2)Prudish Euphemistic Name Concerns Its Lead Patricia Rix
Household Objects
Communication
PENCIL (3)People Enjoy Nice Colours In 'Leads' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
Communication
PENCIL (4)Printing Enabled. Notable Contribution Is Lead! Roger Williams
Household Objects
Communication
PENCIL (5)Plumbus's Excluded, Now Carbon's In Lieu Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PENCIL (4). Pencils have never, ever contained lead. Carbon in the form of graphite has been misnamed for ages. (See PEDANTRY for a correction.)
Household Objects
Communication
PENGUINPending Extinction - Not Going Up In Numbers Angela Brett, thinking of the Yellow-Eyed Penguin, although I don't know whether the numbers are going up or not.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
PENISPinkish, Erectile Needle Injects Semen. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PENIS (2)Particularly Enlarged, Now Incredibly Stiff Matthew Oram
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PENIS (3)Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PENIS (4)Penetrating Entity Needed In Sex Apronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PENNILESSPenury's Evident Now, Nincompoop Is Lamenting Every Shilling Spent Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
PENNSYLVANIAPenned Enterprising Necessities, Noteworthy State, Yankees Liberty Victorious, A Nation's Independence Awarded Jan Morgan - this is where the declaration of independence was penned
Places:States & Regions
PENTAGONPoor Economic Numbers? Target Arabian Gulf Oil Nation! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (2)President Employs "Nucular" Threat Argument, Guaranteeing Overthrows, Naturally Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (3)Politicians Envisage New Targets As Greed Opportunities Narrow Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (4)Purchases Endlesss New Tanks, Aircraft, Guns, Ordnance, Napalm Chris Kjelgaard
Military:Weapons
PENTAGON (5)President's Edict: No Terrorists Active, Grab Oil Now! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (6)Practises Every Night To Attack Governments, Overthrow Nations Chris Kjelgaard
Military
PENTAGON (7)Potentially Every New Terrorism Alert Generates Offensive Now Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (8)Posits Enemies, Nuclear Threats And Gets Official Nod Chris Kjelgaard
Military
PENTAGON (9)Patriotism Excuse Now To Attack Gulf Oil Nations Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
PENTAGON (10)Practically Every Newly Trained Army Grunt Overseas Now Chris Kjelgaard
Military
PENTAQUARKPhysics Experimenters Noticed That Assumed Quintets Unquestionably Are Real. Kudos! Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
PENTAQUARKSPositively Extending 'Normal' Tetrads, Anti-Quark Units Are Really Kinda Strange Angela Brett (according to http://www.phy.ohiou.edu/~hicks/thplus/pentaquark.html For the exotic pentaquark under study here, the valence quarks consist of two up quarks, two down quarks, and one strange antiquark)
Science:Physics:Particles
PENTHOUSEPublished Erotic Nudes That Hadn't Obviously Used Spraybrush Experts TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Communication:Periodicals
PEPCIDPill Eliminates Perilous Common Indigestion Daily Jeff Anonymous (see TACO BELL)
Drugs
PEPPERPiquant Exotic Powder Promises Enjoyable Repast Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
PEPPERYParticularly Explosive & Pungent - Paprika Effectively Reddens You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
PEPSICOPeople Employed Peddling Sugar In Carbonated Offerings Tony McCoke O'Grady
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink:Drinks
PEPSI COLAPathetic Emulatory Product, Silly Idea Copying Original Liquid Aliment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
PEPSI COLA (2)People's Evident Preference. Sculley's Is Coke, On Labelless Appraisal. Angela Brett, because when John Sculley (then president of Pepsi Cola) took the 'Pepsi challenge' he picked Coca Cola as being the nicest tasting cola, although most people chose Pepsi as long as the brands were not identified beforehand.
Food & Drink:Drinks
PERCIVALPerhaps Espied Renowned Chalice In Venerable Arthurian Legend Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
PERDITAPerilously Exposed. Restored Daughter Is Then Affianced Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Winter's Tale
PERFECTPicky Evaluators Rarely Find Everything's Completely Tiptop Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
PERFECT (2)Pun Experts: Ready For Expansions? Call Tony! Angela Brett, since Tony's acronyms are generally of very high quality.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
PERFORMANCE INCENTIVEPeople Envisage Rich Financial Offerings. Really, Merely A Nice Cookie Elicits Improved Neural Capability. Employees' 'Need' To Indulge Valuably Exploited. Angela Brett, who has been bribed with chocolate chip cookies to do work. The trick is to get the cookies in advance, and then take a long time to finish the work so that you can get more and more cookies as the briber's desperation grows.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
PERICLESPathos Endured Results In Complex Life's Eventual Solution Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Pericles
PERKSPeople Employed Regularly Keep 'Souvenirs' Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
PERSEIDSParticles Entering Remote Stratosphere Emit Illuminations During Summertime. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
PERSIANPokemon Evolution Refines Scratchcat Into Aesthetic Nuisance Angela Brett (Persian is Pokemon #53)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PERSISTENTPersonal Energy Resolved Somehow Into Something Terminally Enhancing, Not Temporary. Ray Piper
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
PERSONALITYProperty Expressing Real Self Often Not Altogether Liked - Is That You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
PERSPIRATIONPeople's Exudations Ret Skin's Pores In Rivulets, Although This Is Often Nasty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
PERUPopulation's Expansion Rises Uphill. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
PERVERTSPeople Each Requiring Vasectomies, Enjoy Raping The Susceptible. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PESOPlease Empty Sack Out Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
PETERPontiff Eventually To Evangelise Rome Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Saints
PETER, PETER, PUMPKIN EATERPrincipal's Eating Turns Exotic: Repasts Particularly Extend To Eating Ripe Pumpkins. Unhappy Missus Proves Kindly In Not Eschewing A Technically Edible Room. Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
PETER QUINCEPlaywright's Efforts Towards 'Exact' Rehearsals Quite Unarguably Indicate Neurotic Character Elements Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
PETROLPrehistoric Extinction! This Revolutionised Our Locomotion. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
PETROL (2)Prefer Engines That Run On Light Angela Brett
Transport
PETROL IN YOUR TANKPerforming Experiment That Relies On Lexical Imagery, No, Yes Or Uncertain Results Twisted Affimatively, Nothing's Known. Angela Brett, after reading in the booklet which came with the SUGAR FREE RED BULL that 'studies show it also gives you a bit of extra petrol in your tank.' I certainly hope this is only a metaphor, as I have no car and would worry about where they put my free petrol, but how exactly can a study prove or disprove a vague metaphor?
Science
Food & Drink:Drinks
PETRUCHIOPerversity Effects Taming - Resolution Unfolds Complete Harmony In Opposites Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
PETTERPerson Enamoured Tries Touching Erogenous Regions Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PETTER (2)Personal Experiences Too Tempestuous? Eschew Revelations! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Patricia responded to his PETTER (and the unsuccessful search on the website for that word) with, 'No personal experience here!)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
PFALTZGRAFFPeople's Food's Always Lots Tastier, Zippier, Given Really Astonishingly Fine Foodware Patricia Rix - Pfaltzgraff is a very beautiful, very high quality stoneware made in the U.S.A.
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
PHALLUSPretense Holding Any Long Length Ushers Satisfaction Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
PHASEPeriodic Happenings Around Some Event TMcCO'G
Time
PHASERPlease Have A Stun Effect Ready Angela Brett (apparently "set your phasers to stun" is a common command in Star Trek)
Military:Weapons
PH.D.Pathetically Haughty Dunce Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Education:Qualifications
PHIL'Philip' Has Identifier Limited Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
PHIL (2)Praenomen Has Insufficent Letters Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
PHILADELPHIAPortrays Hero's Intriguing Life And Details Evolving Life-Problems. He's Infected - AIDS! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
PHILANTHROPYPlainly Humanity Is Loved - And Normally This Has Romantic Overtones & Pecuniary Yield Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
PHILANTHROPY (2)Past Hippy In Los Angeles Now Throws His Riches On Poor Yuppys C. Frost, E.C.V. #49
People & Relationships
PHILATELISTPerson Hoarding Interesting Letter Adornments To Examine & Lookup In Stamp Tomes Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Communication
PHILIPPINESPeople Hated Its Leaders, In Particular People Into Needless Expensive Shoes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
PHILOSOPHERSPeople Here, In Life, On Some Opportune Planet... How Extremely Remarkable Sounding! Angela Brett
Religion
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PHILOSOPHY AT WORKPerhaps He Is Looking On, Seeing Our Procrastination... "Heaven, You?! A Terrible Waste Of Resources, Klutz!" Angela Brett, although that expansion better describes theology at work.
Religion
People & Relationships:The Workforce
PHOBIAPhears Have Overtaken Because I'm Anxious Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
PHONEMESPrimary Hearing Objects - Nearly Every Morpheme Employs Several Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
PHOSPHORUSPilots Have Over-Supply. Potentially Hellfire Objects Relayed Unto Scene Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
PHOTOCOPIERPlace Hand On Top Of Copier & One's Palm Is Endlessly Reproduced Tony McXerox O'Grady
Science:Electronics
PHOTOGRAPHPeople Have One Taken Occasionally, Get Ready And Pose Happily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
PHOTONParticle Helps One Talk Over Networks Tony McCoy O'Grady - who sincerely hopes that photons operate in fiber-optics
Communication
Science:Physics:Particles
PHOTON (2)Positives' Harness On Those Others (Negatives.) Angela Brett (photons are the 'particles' which give rise to the electromagnetic force, the force which famously makes opposites attract.)
Science:Physics:Particles
PHYLLISPlease Have Your Love Life In Secret! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
PHYSICSProfession Has Young Scientists Investigating Complex Spaces Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
PHYSICS (2)Puzzling Heuristics; Your Scientific Information Contains Spuriosities Gavin Lambert, after Angela corrected the credit for PROTON (2)
Science:Physics
PIPatternless Irrational Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
PI (2)Perfectly Irrational MLF
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
PI (3)Pi Irrational Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Statement about one of math's most useful & well-known transcendentals. Sound-alike "Pie Irrational!" (Unhealthy!) Most pies are oversweetened with refined sugar & theingredients are not all organic & vegan (Unhealthy!)
Food & Drink
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
PIANOPlay In A Nice Order Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PIANO (2)Played In All Nice Orchestras Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PIANO (3)Pleasing Instrument Acoustically, Numerous Octaves. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PICARDPerson In Charge Aboard Roving Dreadnaught Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
PICCOLOPrinciple Is Clear - Cover Over Little Openings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
PICHUPikachu Infant. Cries Horribly, Unpeacefully. Jeff Anonymous (Pichu, Pokemon #172, is a baby Pikachu.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PICKAXPlease Ignore Craggy Kaves. Awkay, Xplore! Jeff Anonymous, on what could be consdered a good tool for spelunkers.
Sports & Recreation
PICNICPolite Intercourse Could Not Impede Copulation Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
PICNIC (2)Party In Countryside Necessitating Insect Condiments Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
PICTUREPales In Comparison To Unadulterated Real Event Angela Brett
Art & Literature
PICTURE (2)Pretty In Color, Tints Usually Relinquish Eventually Jan Morgan
Art & Literature
PIDGEYPlaying In Dirt Gets Eyes Yucky Angela Brett (Pidgey is Pokemon #16)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PIECEPartial Item - Especially Capturing Essence Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
PIECE OF CAKE!Pie Investment Extravagant! Chefs Extraordinaire! Overpriced! Full/Fool Customer Adaptabily! Kitchens! Expedited! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Food & Drink
PIECE OF CAKE! (2)Perfect Invention! Examine! Commandeer Executive Officers! Fully Computerise Assemblyline! Kindly Expedite! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Phrases
PIECE OF CAKE! (3)Peace Invasion! Examine Computers! Execution Order: Fillers! Cakers! Assemble Kinder Elevators! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Bakery acquires another bakery and gives raises toall.
Food & Drink
Commerce
PIECE OF CAKE! (4)Piece Intervention! Examine Computer Execution Of Following: Cake Assemblyline! Kindly Expedite! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Food & Drink
Science:Electronics
PIGPork Is Good! Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
PIG (2)Pretentious Idiot's Glory John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:Insults
PIG LATINPhrasing Is Genuine Language, Adults Think It Nonsensical Onitay Ackoymay Radiogay
Science:Linguistics
PIG LATIN (2)Partially Intelligent Gibberish Leaves Adults Totally Ignorant, Normally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
PIG TAILSPretty If Girl's, They Aren't Ideal Lads' Style. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
PIKACHUPokemon Is Keeping Animation Creators Happy & Unstarved! Angela Brett (Pikachu is Pokemon #25)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PIKEPointed Implement Kills Enemies Sean Lamb (dictionary.com lists one definition as "A long spear formerly used by infantry.")
Military:Weapons
PIMASTERParticular Irrational's Memorised, A Superimportant Transcendental's Effortlessly Recited. Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
PIMASTER (2)Pedantic Imbecile Masquerading As Scintillating Teacher Enlightening Riffraff. PiMaster
Names:Acronymists
PIMASTER (3)Pretty Intelligent Man, And Smart Too - Excuse Redundancy. Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
PIMPProfits In Manipulating Prostitutes Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PIMPLEPlease Ignore My Pained & Lumpy Epidermis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
PINCHPatently Idiotic Non-Competent Healer Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
PINCHINGPain Is Now Caused, Help - It's Not Gentle TMcCO'G
Assorted Verbs
PINCHYPennypinchy, I'd Name Crustacean! He's Yummy. Angela Brett (Pinchy was the lobster which Homer bought small and then raised into a fully-grown lobster in order to save money.)
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
PINEPuts Irritating Needles Everywhere TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
PINGProbably Instigating No Good. Steve Keate, while wondering while people online were pinging him.
Computers:Internet
PINKPersonally, I'm Not Kinky Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
PINK (2)Perfectly Irresistible Neckline/Newlywed/Negligee, Knockout Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
Household Objects:Clothing
PINK BITSPain Is Nude Knockers Burnt In The Sunshine Angela Brett
Science:Biology
PIPPINPeering Into Palantir Produces Intense Nightmare Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
PIRACYPernicious Individuals Rob And Cheat You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
PISAPrecariously Inclined Structure, Alarmingly Eric Bridgstock
Places:Towns & Cities
PISCESPseudo-Intelligent Science Commands Extra Scepticism Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
PISMOPowerBook Is Superlative Mobile Office. Angela Brett, referring to the last PowerBook G3 model, code-named 'Pismo.'
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
PISSEDPeed In Side Street... Eww! Disgusting! Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
PISSED (2)Priests In Seminaries Shouldn't Ever Drink Angela Brett
Religion
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
PISSED (3)Perhaps I Shoulda Stopped Excessive Drinking! Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
PISSED (4)Perhaps I Swilled Some Extra Diuretic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
PISSENLITPeeing In Sleepwear Seems Extremely Nasty, Lessening Its Thermodynamics Patricia Rix (pissenlit is French for DANDELION... see DANDELION (2))
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
PISS OFFPeabrain, I Suggest Silence! Odious Fatuous Fool! Tony McCoy O'Grady, still trying to annoy Angela
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
PISSOFFProfessional In Some Sort Of Financial Field John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
PISS OFF (2)Party In-Store... Sale On Freaky Fashions! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
PISTOLPetty, Insolent, Small Time Oafish Lout Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
PITCHFORKPlease Insert Tines Carefully Hay Fever Often Reveals Kissers Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
PITHParticularly Interesting Tropical Helmet Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
PITH (2)Peel's Interior Tastes Horrible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
PI TIMES THREE IPerchance If Thou Inexplicably Mutters Expandable Shoutings, Thou Hasto Really Expand 'Em Immediately! Jeff Anonymous ('Immediately' suggested by Tony McCoy O'Grady) rationalizing semi-imaginary rule pi*3i, which states that all things rendered in capitals on the Acronyms fora must be acronymised.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
PI TIMES THREE I (2)People Ignoring To Immediately Make Expansions Should Try Harder - Rendering Expansions Educates Individuals. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see PI TIMES THREE I)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
PITSLIGOPeople In Tube Straphang - 'Look, I'm Gently Oozing!' Tony McCoy O'Grady (Pitsligo is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Part of traditional mating rite. During the first hot day of spring, all the men in the tube start giving up their seats to ladies and staphanging. The purpose of pitsligo is for them to demonstrate their manhood by displaying the wet patches under their arms.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
PIZZAPalatable In Zesty Zeal Appetizing Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
PIZZA FACEPrimo In Zit-Zapping... Acnekleen Foams And Cleanses Epidermis. Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
PLACARDPagan Libidos Are Cocked And Readily Discharged Rico Leffanta, who explains that placards are public labels; just as black men are placarded as having oversized organs, pagans are placarded as having overactive libidos.
People & Relationships

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