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100% PC (3)Passable Calculators Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
100% PC (4)Poor Compromises Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
100% PC (5)Piss Can Dustan Dowsing
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
100% PC (6)Please Crush! Steve Keate
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
100% PC (7)Persistently Crashes Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
67% PC (8)Piece of Crap Gavin Shapiro
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
100% PCI-EPurchasing Computers In Excess Sean Lamb (PCI-E is an acronym for a new graphics bus, the PCI Express; it may launch a wave of new computer purchases)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorise Conputer Industry Acronyms. Acronymious Anonymous. (PCMCIA actually stands for Personal Computer Memory Card International Association, but nobody can ever remember that!)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
90% PC ROMANCEPrivate Chat Room Offered Me A New Chance of Entanglement Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Computers:Internet
100% PC ROMANCE (2)Private Chat Room: Old Maids Actually Nastily Claim Exoticism Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Computers:Internet
100% PCS FOR EVERPathetic Computers Sometimes Fail Over Rotten Entrails, Viruses Enter Readily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows
100% PC USERPerfect Consumer - Uses Some Expensive Rubbish Steve Keate
Computers:Windows
100% PDAPointer Directs Actions Tony McCoy O'Grady (PDA usually stands for Personal Digital Assistant)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
100% PDQPerform - Don't Question! Angela Brett (PDQ usually stands for Pretty Darn Quick)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
100% PEACEPerhaps Enmity's At Complete End Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Military
100% PEACE IN OUR TIMEPathetic Englishman's Airport Claim. Evil Intentioned Nazis Obviously Unreliable. Resulting Turmoil Involved Millions Exterminated Tony McCoy O'Grady
History
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
100% PEANUTPaste's Edible And Nutritious Upon Toast Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% PEANUT (2)Peckish Eaters Are Nibbling Unopened Treats Sean Lamb (peanuts always seem to taste better when you have to get them out of their shells first)
Food & Drink
100% PEARPreferably Eaten All Runny Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% PEARLPassion Exhibits A Rare Longevity Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the pearl (30th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% PEARL OF GREAT PRICEPerceptive Eternal Answers, Rarely Learned Only For Good Reasons. Everlasting Accurate Truth Perfectly Recommended Is Carefully Exact Jan Morgan - LDS Important Reading
Religion
100% PEBBLEPedestrian Evidently Bashed Boot, Limping Erratically Tony McCoy O'Graaaaaady
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% PEDANTProfessional Exhibit Displaying Angela's Natural Talent Rico Leffanta, when Angela pointed out that Maori and wahine shouldn't be pluralised with the letter s.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% PEDANT (2)Person, Educator, Does Algebra 'N' Trigonometry Jeff Anonymous, explaining that a pedant is a male schoolteacher.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% PEDANT (3)Picky Extremist Doesn't Accept New Terminologies Tony McCoy O'Grady, pointing out that pedant is also a term for someone who is too 'pedantic' about matters of grammar and the use of words.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% PEDANT (4)Peruses Each Dictionary And Notes Troubles. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% PEDANT (5)Peruses Every Day A New Thesaurus. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% PEDANT (6)Pedagogue Expects Discipline And No Truancy Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% PEDANTRYPlumbum Est. Don't Alter Nixages/Notation, That's Rather Yucky. Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENCIL (5) If anyone can think of a better N word for an ending, let me know.
Words & Wordplay
100% PEDESTRIANSPeople Evading Drivers - Eventually Squashed! They're Regularly Included As Newspaper Statistics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
94% PEDESTRIAN SAFETYPeople Expect Drivers, Especially Speeders, To Resist Injuring Anyone - No Sidewalks Are For Entertaining Tear-away Youths! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% PEDIGREE CHARTPersonal Effort Determines Interlocking Generations, Respecting Every Evidence, Chooses Heritage At Relations Task Jan Morgan - a form used in organizing a family for genealogy purposes
People & Relationships:Family
100% PEEPING TOMPervert Enjoys Entering Porperty Inspecting Neighbour's Genitals, Then Openly Masturbating Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PEGASUSPony (Enchanted) Galloping Around Starlit Unicorn Stallions Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
100% PEGGYPretty Easy Girl Gets You! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
100% PELICANPeculiarly Enlarged 'Lip' Is Convenient As Net Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
100% PELICAN (2)Perhaps Explains Lost Infant Canine - Avian Nibbled! Patricia Rix (my Australian friend told me pelicans would take chihuahua pups!)
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
100% PENPaper-Embellishing Nib Angela Brett
Household Objects
Communication
88% PENANCEPreacher Extends Needless And Narcissistic Clearance of Errors Jeff Anonymous
Religion
78% PENANCE (2)Pastors, Evangelists, and Nuns Advocate Nightly Confession of Errors Jeff Anonymous
Religion
100% PENCILPlease Erase Non-Correct Illustrations/ Letters Angela Brett
Household Objects
Communication
100% PENCIL (2)Prudish Euphemistic Name Concerns Its Lead Patricia Rix
Household Objects
Communication
100% PENCIL (3)People Enjoy Nice Colours In 'Leads' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
Communication
100% PENCIL (4)Printing Enabled. Notable Contribution Is Lead! Roger Williams
Household Objects
Communication
100% PENCIL (5)Plumbus's Excluded, Now Carbon's In Lieu Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PENCIL (4). Pencils have never, ever contained lead. Carbon in the form of graphite has been misnamed for ages. (See PEDANTRY for a correction.)
Household Objects
Communication
100% PENGUINPending Extinction - Not Going Up In Numbers Angela Brett, thinking of the Yellow-Eyed Penguin, although I don't know whether the numbers are going up or not.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
100% PENISPinkish, Erectile Needle Injects Semen. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% PENIS (2)Particularly Enlarged, Now Incredibly Stiff Matthew Oram
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% PENIS (3)Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% PENIS (4)Penetrating Entity Needed In Sex Apronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PENNILESSPenury's Evident Now, Nincompoop Is Lamenting Every Shilling Spent Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
100% PENNSYLVANIAPenned Enterprising Necessities, Noteworthy State, Yankees Liberty Victorious, A Nation's Independence Awarded Jan Morgan - this is where the declaration of independence was penned
Places:States & Regions
88% PENSIONPeople (Elderly) Need Savings Invested (Or Nest-egg) Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
Time:Age
90% PENSIONERPeople Evidently Need Saving In Old-age, Not Especially Rich Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
100% PENTAGONPoor Economic Numbers? Target Arabian Gulf Oil Nation! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
100% PENTAGON (2)President Employs "Nucular" Threat Argument, Guaranteeing Overthrows, Naturally Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
100% PENTAGON (3)Politicians Envisage New Targets As Greed Opportunities Narrow Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
100% PENTAGON (4)Purchases Endlesss New Tanks, Aircraft, Guns, Ordnance, Napalm Chris Kjelgaard
Military:Weapons
100% PENTAGON (5)President's Edict: No Terrorists Active, Grab Oil Now! Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
100% PENTAGON (6)Practises Every Night To Attack Governments, Overthrow Nations Chris Kjelgaard
Military
100% PENTAGON (7)Potentially Every New Terrorism Alert Generates Offensive Now Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
100% PENTAGON (8)Posits Enemies, Nuclear Threats And Gets Official Nod Chris Kjelgaard
Military
100% PENTAGON (9)Patriotism Excuse Now To Attack Gulf Oil Nations Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
100% PENTAGON (10)Practically Every Newly Trained Army Grunt Overseas Now Chris Kjelgaard
Military
100% PENTAQUARKPhysics Experimenters Noticed That Assumed Quintets Unquestionably Are Real. Kudos! Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
100% PENTAQUARKSPositively Extending 'Normal' Tetrads, Anti-Quark Units Are Really Kinda Strange Angela Brett (according to http://www.phy.ohiou.edu/~hicks/thplus/pentaquark.html For the exotic pentaquark under study here, the valence quarks consist of two up quarks, two down quarks, and one strange antiquark)
Science:Physics:Particles
100% PENTHOUSEPublished Erotic Nudes That Hadn't Obviously Used Spraybrush Experts TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Communication:Periodicals
91% PENTIUM MANPathetic, Eggheaded Nerd, Too Idiotic to Use Macintosh, Must Await Neutering! Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up another villain for our hero MacGirl to defeat.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
100% PEPCIDPill Eliminates Perilous Common Indigestion Daily Jeff Anonymous (see TACO BELL)
Drugs
100% PEPPERPiquant Exotic Powder Promises Enjoyable Repast Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% PEPPERYParticularly Explosive & Pungent - Paprika Effectively Reddens You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% PEPSICOPeople Employed Peddling Sugar In Carbonated Offerings Tony McCoke O'Grady
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% PEPSI COLAPathetic Emulatory Product, Silly Idea Copying Original Liquid Aliment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% PEPSI COLA (2)People's Evident Preference. Sculley's Is Coke, On Labelless Appraisal. Angela Brett, because when John Sculley (then president of Pepsi Cola) took the 'Pepsi challenge' he picked Coca Cola as being the nicest tasting cola, although most people chose Pepsi as long as the brands were not identified beforehand.
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% PERCIVALPerhaps Espied Renowned Chalice In Venerable Arthurian Legend Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% PERDITAPerilously Exposed. Restored Daughter Is Then Affianced Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Winter's Tale
100% PERFECTPicky Evaluators Rarely Find Everything's Completely Tiptop Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% PERFECT (2)Pun Experts: Ready For Expansions? Call Tony! Angela Brett, since Tony's acronyms are generally of very high quality.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% PERFORMANCE INCENTIVEPeople Envisage Rich Financial Offerings. Really, Merely A Nice Cookie Elicits Improved Neural Capability. Employees' 'Need' To Indulge Valuably Exploited. Angela Brett, who has been bribed with chocolate chip cookies to do work. The trick is to get the cookies in advance, and then take a long time to finish the work so that you can get more and more cookies as the briber's desperation grows.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% PERICLESPathos Endured Results In Complex Life's Eventual Solution Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Pericles
93% PERIODIC TABLEProper Education Requires Introduction Of Dmitry's Ingenuous Classification. Tabulation Afforded Better Learning of Elements. Tony McCoy O'Grady, who has acronymised not only the PERIODIC TABLE, but each element in it.
Science:Chemistry
100% PERKSPeople Employed Regularly Keep 'Souvenirs' Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% PERSEIDSParticles Entering Remote Stratosphere Emit Illuminations During Summertime. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
100% PERSIANPokemon Evolution Refines Scratchcat Into Aesthetic Nuisance Angela Brett (Persian is Pokemon #53)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% PERSISTENTPersonal Energy Resolved Somehow Into Something Terminally Enhancing, Not Temporary. Ray Piper
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% PERSONALITYProperty Expressing Real Self Often Not Altogether Liked - Is That You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
93% PERSONAL NAMESPeople Essentially Realize Searching for One's Name Always Locates New Acronym Meanings, Especially Silly Sean Lamb (who has spent enough time searching for his own family names to know better)
Names
100% PERSPIRATIONPeople's Exudations Ret Skin's Pores In Rivulets, Although This Is Often Nasty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
100% PERUPopulation's Expansion Rises Uphill. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
88% PERVERTPerson Enjoying Rather Varied Engagement (with) Reality & Truth Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PERVERTSPeople Each Requiring Vasectomies, Enjoy Raping The Susceptible. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PESOPlease Empty Sack Out Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
100% PETERPontiff Eventually To Evangelise Rome Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Saints
100% PETER, PETER, PUMPKIN EATERPrincipal's Eating Turns Exotic: Repasts Particularly Extend To Eating Ripe Pumpkins. Unhappy Missus Proves Kindly In Not Eschewing A Technically Edible Room. Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
100% PETER QUINCEPlaywright's Efforts Towards 'Exact' Rehearsals Quite Unarguably Indicate Neurotic Character Elements Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
100% PETROLPrehistoric Extinction! This Revolutionised Our Locomotion. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% PETROL (2)Prefer Engines That Run On Light Angela Brett
Transport
100% PETROL IN YOUR TANKPerforming Experiment That Relies On Lexical Imagery, No, Yes Or Uncertain Results Twisted Affimatively, Nothing's Known. Angela Brett, after reading in the booklet which came with the SUGAR FREE RED BULL that 'studies show it also gives you a bit of extra petrol in your tank.' I certainly hope this is only a metaphor, as I have no car and would worry about where they put my free petrol, but how exactly can a study prove or disprove a vague metaphor?
Science
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% PETRUCHIOPerversity Effects Taming - Resolution Unfolds Complete Harmony In Opposites Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
100% PETTERPerson Enamoured Tries Touching Erogenous Regions Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PETTER (2)Personal Experiences Too Tempestuous? Eschew Revelations! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Patricia responded to his PETTER (and the unsuccessful search on the website for that word) with, 'No personal experience here!)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PFALTZGRAFFPeople's Food's Always Lots Tastier, Zippier, Given Really Astonishingly Fine Foodware Patricia Rix - Pfaltzgraff is a very beautiful, very high quality stoneware made in the U.S.A.
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
100% PHALLUSPretense Holding Any Long Length Ushers Satisfaction Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% PHASEPeriodic Happenings Around Some Event TMcCO'G
Time
100% PHASERPlease Have A Stun Effect Ready Angela Brett (apparently "set your phasers to stun" is a common command in Star Trek)
Military:Weapons
100% PH.D.Pathetically Haughty Dunce Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Education:Qualifications
100% PHIL'Philip' Has Identifier Limited Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
100% PHIL (2)Praenomen Has Insufficent Letters Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
100% PHILADELPHIAPortrays Hero's Intriguing Life And Details Evolving Life-Problems. He's Infected - AIDS! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
100% PHILANTHROPYPlainly Humanity Is Loved - And Normally This Has Romantic Overtones & Pecuniary Yield Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% PHILANTHROPY (2)Past Hippy In Los Angeles Now Throws His Riches On Poor Yuppys C. Frost, E.C.V. #49
People & Relationships
100% PHILATELISTPerson Hoarding Interesting Letter Adornments To Examine & Lookup In Stamp Tomes Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Communication
89% PHILEMONPaul's Helper Imprisoned, Letter Expedited Master of Onesimus's Niceness. Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
92% PHILIPPIANSPaul Hails Impressively Liberal Inhabitants (of) Phillipi. People Informed About Necessary Sharing. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
100% PHILIPPINESPeople Hated Its Leaders, In Particular People Into Needless Expensive Shoes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
92% PHILOLOGISTSPathetic Horrid Individuals Lusting Over Language Origins Getting Instant Sexual Turn-ons Simultaneously Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela suggested that people might think from some of these acronyms that we have DIRTY MINDs. He concluded we're just PHILOLOGISTS.
People & Relationships
100% PHILOSOPHERSPeople Here, In Life, On Some Opportune Planet... How Extremely Remarkable Sounding! Angela Brett
Religion
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% PHILOSOPHY AT WORKPerhaps He Is Looking On, Seeing Our Procrastination... "Heaven, You?! A Terrible Waste Of Resources, Klutz!" Angela Brett, although that expansion better describes theology at work.
Religion
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% PHOBIAPhears Have Overtaken Because I'm Anxious Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
100% PHONEMESPrimary Hearing Objects - Nearly Every Morpheme Employs Several Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
100% PHOSPHORUSPilots Have Over-Supply. Potentially Hellfire Objects Relayed Unto Scene Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% PHOTOCOPIERPlace Hand On Top Of Copier & One's Palm Is Endlessly Reproduced Tony McXerox O'Grady
Science:Electronics
100% PHOTOGRAPHPeople Have One Taken Occasionally, Get Ready And Pose Happily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% PHOTONParticle Helps One Talk Over Networks Tony McCoy O'Grady - who sincerely hopes that photons operate in fiber-optics
Communication
Science:Physics:Particles
100% PHOTON (2)Positives' Harness On Those Others (Negatives.) Angela Brett (photons are the 'particles' which give rise to the electromagnetic force, the force which famously makes opposites attract.)
Science:Physics:Particles
75% PHPPhasing-out HyperCard Pages Angela Brett, after Tony accused her of geek-speek when she mentioned that more of the formerly HyperCard-generated web pages had been switched to PHP (PHP Hypertext Preprocessor)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% PHYLLISPlease Have Your Love Life In Secret! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
100% PHYSICSProfession Has Young Scientists Investigating Complex Spaces Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
100% PHYSICS (2)Puzzling Heuristics; Your Scientific Information Contains Spuriosities Gavin Lambert, after Angela corrected the credit for PROTON (2)
Science:Physics
100% PIPatternless Irrational Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
100% PI (2)Perfectly Irrational MLF
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
100% PI (3)Pi Irrational Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Statement about one of math's most useful & well-known transcendentals. Sound-alike "Pie Irrational!" (Unhealthy!) Most pies are oversweetened with refined sugar & theingredients are not all organic & vegan (Unhealthy!)
Food & Drink
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
100% PIANOPlay In A Nice Order Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
100% PIANO (2)Played In All Nice Orchestras Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
100% PIANO (3)Pleasing Instrument Acoustically, Numerous Octaves. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
75% PIBPain In the Butt I had heard a dog named that before and I asked the owner if it had stood for Pain in the butt because I had often called people that before.
Names:Pet Names

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