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WAWeird Anthropomorphoid Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the noise made by ASH of Pokemon, and the fact he is anything but human)
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WAAAAH!Wail Annoyingly And Acquire A Hug Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WAAAH!Wouldn't Allow Angela Any Honours Angela Brett, after Tony took a lot of the honours for first and last acronyms under each letter.
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WABAINWood Alkaloid Brings About Immediate Narcosis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
WACKYWeird And Crazed Kooky Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
WAFFLEWoman Arrested For Finding Love Elsewhere Rico Leffanta, to go with BAFFLE
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
WAGEWon't Acknowledge Greater Effort Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
WAGONWe Are Getting On Now. Angela Brett
Transport:Trains
WAHINESWomen Absolving Hula In Naked Environmental Shows Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
WAIFWhat An Insignificant Figure! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
WAIFSWe Are In Financial Strife Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Commerce:Money
WAITERWalks Around Indoors, Tending Eaters' Requirements Tony McCoy O'TableSix
Food & Drink
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
WALESWherein Abide Leek-Eating Sheep Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
WALKABOUTWhen All Local Kiddies Are Bedecked, 'Onouring Uppity Tourist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics:Royalty
WALKERIAWas A Little Killer. Eventually Renamed. Is Alwalkeria. omnicronos (according to http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/dinosaurs/glossary/indexw.shtml, Walkeria was a small bipedal carnivore. And, according to http://www.isgs.uiuc.edu/dinos/de_4/5ce8942.htm, it changed its name in 1987 - just enough to avoid recursion)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
WALKERTONWater - A Liquid Killer - Exacerbated Residents' Troubles Over Night Patricia Rix (Walkerton was catapulted into horror and infamy a year and a half ago when it was found that one of the town's wells was contaminated with E. coli to the extent that the water wasn't even safe to wash in. As many as 2000 people got sick, and 7 of them died directly from the E. coli, with perhaps 10 others dying from other causes after being weakened by the bacteria, and many many are left with chronic serious illnesses. You couldn't give away a house in Walkerton during this time, so they were pretty well stuck with it, using bottled water for ingesting, and washing in bleach-water.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
WALKMANWhile A Listener's Kinetic, Music Around Noggin. Tony McCoy O'Grady, who wasn't sure whether Angela would know the term 'noggin' for head.
Entertainment:Music
Science:Electronics
WALNUTWallopping A Lot Normally Ups Tonnage TMcCO'G - referring to the old saying "A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be." (This is not in accordance with Tony's opinions!!)
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
WANTWomen Are Naked Too Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
WARWhen America Retaliates Angela Brett, after terrorists crashed commercial jets into the Pentagon and the WORLD TRADE CENTER.
Military:War & Terrorism
WARDWorship At Reach, Drove Jan Morgan (see WARD CONFERENCE) drove = throng or group
Religion
WARDENWe All Require Dramatic Exit Now Angela Brett, after being eveacuated from a building due to a fire alarm.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
WAREHOUSEWhere A Retailing Empire Holds Over Unsold Stock Excess Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
Places:Buildings
WARFAREWe Are Ready For A Rapid Exit Angela Brett
Military:War & Terrorism
WARPWood's Awry, Rain Penetrated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
WARSWeb Application Retrieving Studies Angela Brett (see DETECTIVE) - If the veterans have been in the wars, why shouldn't the clinical trials be in the WARS too?
Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition
WARTSWhere A Rubbed Toad Shows Tony McCoy O'Grady (Old wives tales talk of catching warts from touching toads)
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
WARWICKWily Adviser, Respected & Wise - Is Called 'Kingmaker' Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
WASHWater And Soap Hygiene. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
WASHERWhen A Seal Has Expired, Replace! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
WASHINGTONWestern Area State Has Important, Necessary Great Trees, Olympic Nationals Jan Morgan - Olympic Nationals Park
Places:States & Regions
WASPWill Anaphylactic Shock Prevail? Angela Brett, thinking again of people who are allergic to wasp stings.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Insects
WASPSWith A Sting, Pierce Skin Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Insects
WATCHWrist-Attached Timer Counting Hours Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
Time
Science:Electronics
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
WATERWet And Terrifically Essential Resource Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
WATERCOLOURWhen A Toxin's Eaten, Rashes Can Occur. Loads Of Unhealthy Radicals. Angela Brett (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
WATERFALLWhere A Torrent Eternally Rolls Forward - A Liquid Location Tony McCoy O'Grady, who wants to see a submission from AngelFalls Brett
Places:Waterways
WATERLOOWhen A Tyrant's Ended Revolution, Loses Over Onslaught Robert Anonymous Waterloo was the name of the battle in which Napoleon was defeated. Napoleon was a self declared emperor who had restored stability to France after the French revolution.
History
Military:War & Terrorism
WATERMELONWet And Tasty (Eaten Ripe) - Much Elbow-Licking Often Necessary Tony McCoy O'Grady (the juice gets everywhere!)
Food & Drink
WAYNEWellknown Actor, Yet Never Excelled Tony McCo(wbo)y O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
WEATHERWet Expectations - A Thunderstorm, Hail, Especially Rain! Angela Brett
Science:Meteorology
WEBWait Endlessly, Browse Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet
WEBCAMWoefully Explodes Bowels... 'Cause Actually Metal. Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
WEBLOSWe Endlessly Be Loyal Of Scouting Jan Morgan -- Rank in Cub Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
WEBTVWas Enlisted By Trainee, Variant Jan Morgan -- not a computer but can get SOME internet functions. A beginner's choice.
Computers:Internet
WEDDINGSWhen Each Day Dawns, I'm Near Gorgeous Soulmate Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WEEWet Excretion, Essentially. Angela Brett, after her youngest niece and nephew each managed to wet a bed.
Science:Biology
WEEDWe Enjoy Expanding Dope Angela Brett, after she and Steve acronymised many different names for cannabis
Drugs:Cannabis
WEEK?Weak? Enervated Energy! Kindness! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Rough WEEK?
Time
WEEKDAYWork Expected, Endlessly Keep Doing Again Yesterday's Angela Brett
Time:Weekdays
WEEKDAYSWhen Everyone Else Keeps Diaries Are You Safe? TMcCO'G - Who believes that all days are weekdays. what a silly word - what's a non-weekday? ;-)
Time:Weekdays
WEESWhat Everyone Else Said Acronymous Anonymous
Main
WEETBIXWrongfully Executing Enemies... Techniques Being Incredibly Xpert Angela Brett, creating another cereal killer
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
WELLWater! Eureka! Lotsa' Liquid! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Places:Waterways
WENDELLWhen Everyone Needs Direction, Enters Lifes Lessons Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
WESLEYWas Evangelists' Surname; Ladies Eponymised Young Angela Brett (according to http://babynamer.com, This was the surname of brothers John and Charles Wesley, 18th-century founders of Methodism, a Protestant Christian denomination. It was first used as a given name in their honor during their lifetimes.)
Names:First names:Male
Religion
WESTWhere Exits Sun Today Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Positions & Directions
WHAT?Would Happily Accept Teaching Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
WHATEVERWe Hear All That's Expressed - Valiantly Eschewing Reasoning Tony McCoy O'Grady - many people with a closed mind will say "whatever" to end a discussion they are bored with.
Communication
WHEELWonderfully Helpful, Enabling Easy Locomotion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Parts
WHIDBEYWhat Has It Done But Ensare You? Sean Lamb (Whidbey is Microsoft's code name for Visual Studio '05; Microsoft's strategy can often be reduced to Embrace-Extend-Extinguish, as they first accept standards then provide "essential" extensions that are only compatible with their own products)
Computers:Programming
Computers:Windows:Applications
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
WHINEWail How It's Never Enough Angela Brat
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHINGEWhy Have I Not Got Everything? Angela Brat, inspired by an unsuccessful search for WHINE... this could be WHINE if you remove the Got but then it doesn't flow as well.
Assorted Verbs
WHINNYWhen Horse Imitates Nymphomaniac Nun Yodelling Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHINYWaaah! Help! I Need You! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
WHISKEYWe Have Irish, Scotch, Kentucky - Enjoy Yourself Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
WHISTLER"Windows Has Inconsistencies" Said The Laboratory Engineer Relentlessly Sean Lamb (Whistler was the internal code name used by Microsoft for Windows XP)
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
WHITEWedding's Hue Is Terrifically Elegant. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
WHOOPWelcome Hearty Outburst Of Pleasure Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WHOREWoman Hiring Out Reproductive Entrance Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
WHOREHOUSEWhere Hookers Operate - Regularly Entertaining Husbands Of Utterly Sexless Entities Penname Nom De Plume
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Places:Buildings
WIARTONWillie Is A Rodent Trying Out Notoriety Patricia Rix, referring to WIARTON WILLIE, the white groundhog who will be making his annual forecast on Groundhog Day.
Time:Special Occasions
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
WICCAWitches In Coven Conjure Antichrist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
WICKWith Illumination Comes Knowledge Gavin Lambert (thinking lantern wick in an old library or something)
Art & Literature
Household Objects
WICKIUPWhen It's Cold Kissing Is Usually Perfect Rico Leffanta
Places:Buildings
WIDOWSWomen In Danger Of Winning Solitaire Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WIFEWedded Individual - Female, Essentially. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WIKIPEDIAWhat I Know Is Perfect, Encyclopedia's Definition Is Augmented. Tony McCoy O'Grady I really like the idea of Wikipedia, particularly the notion that people can add extra detail to an entry in an area they know a lot about.
Computers:Internet
WILDWondering If Love Died Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
WILLIAMWas Insecure, Living Lies In Actual Memories Jan Morgan - someone I knew
Names:First names:Male
WILLIAMSWise Infantryman Loves Life, Is At Majesty's Service Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry V
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry V
WILLISWas Involved, Learning Lifes Inspired Salvation Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
WILLOWWonderful In Lovely Latticed Osier Work TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
WINDAWoman Into Non-Dairy Alternatives Angela Brett
Names:You Are What You Eat
WINDOWSWill I Never Discover Original, Wondrous Software? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows
WINDSCREENWhere Insects Normally Die. Stops Crud Reaching Eyes, Ears & Nose Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
WINDYWet, Icky, Not Drinkable... Yuck! Angela Brett, after a gust of wind knocked her iced coffee into her lap.
Food & Drink:Drinks
Science:Meteorology
WINEWill It Never End? Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
WINFIELDWoolwoorth's Internal Name For Its 'Emulatory Label' Designs Tony McCoy O'Grady = Winfield is the name used by the Woolworth group for its 'own brand' label products. Winfield was the second forename of Frank W Woolworth who founded the company.
Names:Famous people
Commerce
WINFSWell, It's Not Fail Safe Sean Lamb (WinFS is yet another Microsoft acronym [a Micronym?] for WINdows Future Storage, which was originally planned to be included in the upcoming Longhorn release)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
WINNERWanker In No Need Exultation Really wishes
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
WINNERSWinners Innovate! Navigate Naturally. Empathetically Realise Success! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
WINSTONWould Induce Non-Smokers To Oppose Nicotine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
WINTERWeather Inclement, Night Time Extends Rather Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
WIRELESSWith ITrip Radio Equipment, Listeners Everywhere Start Stations Angela Brett (the iTrip is an FM transmitter for the Apple iPod... by far the best one if you ask me as it gets all the power it needs from the earphone port, yet has just as good range as competing products which require batteries.)
Computers:Generic Hardware
WISCONSINWater Is Surrounding, Center Of Northern States In Nation Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
WISEWeirdly Intuitive... Soundly Educated. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
WISHWhat I Should Have Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
WITCHWields Incantation To Certain Happiness Rico Leffanta
Religion
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
WITHERWater Is Taken Hurriedly, Ensuring Roughness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
WITH-OUTWho Invented This Horrid , Objectionable, Unpleasant Term? Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela used 'With-Out' in an expansion.
Main
WITSWords In Tidy Sequences Angela Brett, anticipating a battle of wits when Gavin was knocked off the bottom of the HALL OF FAME
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WITTICISMWhat It Takes To Incite Cackling Is Sometimes Magical Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
WIXWill It Xtinguish? Sean Lamb (WiX really means Windows Installer Xml; Microsoft's latest attempt to "embrace and extend" XML)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
WMSWhat, More Spam!? Sean Lamb (WMS really means Windows Messenger Service)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows:Applications
WMVWatch My Video WMV usually stands for Windows Media Video
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
WOADWas Once A Dye Jan Morgan -- found this word in the dictionary. It's a plant whose leaves were formerly used to make blue dye.
Science:Biology:Plants
WOBBLEWell Off Balance By Losing Equilibrium Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
WOBBLERWent Overboard By Blusteringly Launching Enraged Response Tony McCoy O'Grady - in Ireland the term "He threw a wobbler" is used to describe someone's reaction to bad news
People & Relationships
WOLFWorks On Learning Fun Jan Morgan -- Rank in Cub Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
WOLFRAMWent Overboard Looking For Random Automata? Maybe. Angela Brett, referring to Stephen Wolfram and his huge tome 'A New Kind of Science' on cellular automata and similar constructs. I don't think there's really such a thing as going overboard investigating something in science... even if the hypothesis turns out to be completely wrong, somebody has to thoroughly investigate it so that we know it's wrong, and more than likely they'll discover something that is useful in the process. At the very least, absurdly wrong ideas make good material for http://OldScientist.com (if only anyone had time to write for it.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
WOMANWitters On Meaninglessly - Ad Nauseam Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
WOMBATWarm Omnivorous Miniature Bear Australians Treasure Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Animals
WOMENWe Only Make Empty Noises. Tony McCoy O'Grady. (The views expressed in this publication do not necessarily reflect those of the Editor.)
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
WONDERBRAWearing One Nowadays Develops Enormously Robust Bosom - Rather Artificially Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
WONDERFULWordsmith O'grady Now Deserves Extra Respect For Unbeatable Letters. Angela Brett, after reading Tony's TOPS AND TAILS.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WON'TWaiting On Next Tweaking Tony McCoy O'Grady, suggesting a name for the 'W' category (see MOSCOW (2))
Words & Wordplay
WOODWe Observe Our Devotion Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the wood (5th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
WOOLWife's Obedience Obviously Lasting Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the wool (7th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
WOOTWhile Owning, Outcry This I though that "woot" needed to be an apronym, and I saw that no one created one yet so...
Main
WOOZYWoman Out Of Zest Yesterday Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
WORDWe Often Require Dictionaries Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
WORDSMITHWired On Reading Dictionaries So Much It Turns Harmful pdtar -- Ditty gave a pointer to your site that included "wordsmith". I decided to play.
Words & Wordplay
WORKWeed Out Recreational Knowledge Rico Leffanta
Commerce
People & Relationships:The Workforce
WORKOUTWeightlifting Or Running Keeps One Utterly Trim Tony McCalorie O'Grady
Science:Biology
Sports & Recreation
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
WORMWarm Or Raw Magnifique! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
WORRIEDWhile Only Reasonably Risky, It's Extremely Distressing. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
WORSHIPWe Offer Redeemer Strength, Honour In Praise. Grace Francis
Religion
WOWWorks Out Wonderfully! Angela Brett, after reading TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
WOZNIAKWithout One Zealous Nerd's Inventions, Apple's Kaput! Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
WREATHWe Remember Everyone, Acclaiming Them Heroes Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
Military:War & Terrorism
WRESTLINGWhere Race Equals Strength, Try Letting In Natural Guile Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
WRISTWriting Requires Incredibly Supple Tendons. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
WRITEWrite Right! Inscribe Talents! Endure! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Art & Literature
Communication
WRITERSWearily Rehashing Ideas 'Til Exasperating Reader's Satisfied. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
WRITINGWithout Reading Instruction, This Is No Good. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
Communication
WROTEWords Relayed Orthographically To Endure Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
Communication
WRYNECKWith Robin You Never Ever Come Kissing Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
WTCWar? Terrorism? Crime? Jeff Anonymous (given the lack of a proper term to describe the September 11, 2001, tragedy in New York City, resulting in the destruction of the World Trade Center)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WWDC Where We Demonstrate Code Angela Brett (WWDC usually stands for Worldwide Developers Conference -- see http://apple.com/wwdc)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
WWW.ALTSCAPE.COMWe've Written Windows Application (Leaky Though!) Still Coding Apple Product. Eventual Cash Outcome, Maybe! Angela Brett, who is sure they'll get rid of the memory leaks in the final release. :)
Computers:Internet:URLs
WYNDWinding Yet Narrow Defile Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
WYOMINGWhen You Obviously Moan In Nerdy Gallop. Jeff Anonymous (Wyoming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Moving in hurried desperation from one cubicle to another in a public lavatory trying to find one which has a lock on the door, a seat on the bowl, and no brown streaks on the seat.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs