Appeal: Please Resist, Or Naive Young Minds Subverted!
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| 100% | ACRO FORTHCOMING | A Crazy Rendition Of Frazes. Openly Readable Text, Hyper Card On Macintosh. I'm No Goofball ;) |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | AERATE ME | An Explanation Required As This Eludes Me, Elucidate! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, wondering about the meaning of 'coolies.' |
| 100% | A IS FOR APPLE | Another Instructive Sentence Forming Opinions Regarding Alphabetic Pedagogy... Please Learn Earnestly. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | AMOR VINCET OMNIA | Any Memory Of Romance Vicariously Ignites Natural Conceptions Embracing Two Opportune Mates Needing Imagined Ardour |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | AN EXCUSE THAT'S FULL OF HOLES | A Novel Explanation - Xculpating Culprit Under Suspicion. Elaborate Tale Has Abundant Twists. Seems Foolproof, Until Logically Looked Over - Faulty - Hundreds Of Light-Emitting Sources |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 92% | AS FAR AS I KNOW | Assuming Some Facts And Researching Available Supplied Information, Knowledge is Now Offered Warily. |
Roger Williams |
| 100% | AS SOON AS POSSIBLE | A Speedy Start, Only One Nanosecond As Strict Preference... Only Should Slow If Beloved's Life Ends. |
Angela Brett Time |
| 100% | BACK OFF | Beware A Cornered Kiwi - Offence Fires Fury. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races |
| 100% | BE BACK LATER | Busybody Ends By Adjourning Conversation, Keeps Linkage Alive Through Eventually Returning |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | BEHIND THE EIGHT BALL | Balefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans. |
Roger Williams Commerce |
| 100% | BE RIGHT BACK | Briefly Ending Relationship (I'll Go Have Tea) But Am Coming Kcab :-) |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | BITE ME | Blonde's Invited To Eat My Epidermis |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Main |
| 100% | BLOW MY OWN TRUMPET | Brilliant Lady, One Will Meet Your Own Wishes, Now 'Thousands' Replaces Utterly Modest, Personally-Effacing 'Tons'. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela suggested changing the 'Tons' in his TONY (4) with the more accurate and impressively unexaggerated 'Thouands'. |
| 100% | BORN FOR THE PORCH | Being Of Restful Nature, Find Oneself Returning To Hammock Everytime. Perhaps One Relishes Calm Happiness |
TMcCO'G - who hopes he has grasped the meaning being sought by the person who searched for this phrase. |
| 94% | BRIGHTNESS OF HOPE | 'Bad Reasoning' Is Good; Helping Them Not Expect Sad Swings Of Fortune Highlights Opportunities (of) Preventing Emergencies. |
Angela Brett ('Bad reasoning' referring to the idea that hope in a particularly bleak situation is illogical.) People & Relationships |
| 93% | BURNT TO A CRISP | Blistering Uninhibited Rays Neatly Toast The Outer Area of Coverless Rump - Isn't Sunscreen Protected |
Angela Brett |
| 93% | BURNT TO A CRISP (2) | Becoming Unbearably Red, Now Taking Ti-tree Oil And Craving Relief In Skin Pigmentation. |
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing |
| 89% | BY THE WAY | Before You Think He's Ended, Wit Appends Yackety-yak |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | C'EST LA VIE | Challenging, Exciting Situations To Live Amongst... Very Interesting Experience |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | COOL STUFF | Chill Out - Oh Look, Some Things're Utterly Funky & Fantastic |
TMcCO'G |
| 100% | DITTO | Double It, To This Opinion |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | EAT A SANDWICH | Email Alias Thingies And Some Annoying Nonsense, Drab Writings Investigating Cheeseburger Hunger |
Angela Brett, as the subject of a rambling email to Edwin asking about an email alias and complaining about being hungry and wishing she'd eaten the rest of that double cheeseburger the night before. |
| 100% | EAT MY DUST | Eradicating All Tailgaters Makes Your Driving Usually Suffer Thoughtfulness |
Kenny Roy |
| 100% | EAT MY SHORTS | Educational Authorities Treat Male Youth Scandalously - He Openly Replies 'Trouser Salad'! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Education Household Objects:Clothing Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons |
| 100% | END-TO-END | Extremeties Neatly Dovetailed Together, One Ensures Neat 'Dressing' |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | EUREKA! | Epiphanic Understanding Reached - Exclaim Knowledge Aloud! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | FAT CHANCE! | Forever Anonymous. Terribly Cruel, Hey? Anonymity: Nice! Creative, Exceptional! |
Jeff Anonymous, as a response to NEW ACROS (2). |
| 100% | FLASH LAST | Flirted, Loved, And Swallowed Hook Line And Sinker Terminally. |
Rico Leffanta, explaining that flashing last is going down in flames like a shooting star. |
| 100% | FOR STARTERS | For Only Recently Shoud Those Adults Ready To Engage Really Start. |
John Block |
| 100% | GET UP AND GO | Great Energy That Urges People Along... Now Don't Go Overboard! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | GOOD DAY | Generosity Of Others Definitely Does Affect You |
Angela Brett Time People & Relationships |
| 100% | GOODNIGHT | Goodness Oh Oh Dear Now Its Going Home Time |
Messy Eater, During a conversation Time |
| 100% | GO TO HELL | Going On Tour Of Hades, Enduring Lucifer's Location |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Religion |
| 100% | HARK | Hear Any Rubber Knickers? |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | HAVE A LOVELIER DAY THAN... | Have A Very Excellent And Lovely (Oh, Very Entertaining) Life! I Expect Record Days And Years To Happen! And NOW! |
Rob Rix, after he capitalised that phrase in an email and Angela challenged him to expand it. |
| 100% | HEART-STOPPER | Have Encountered Accident. Really Terrible Situation. Then One Pulse Pausing Emergency Resulted |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | HOW DO YOU DO THAT? | Help Out With Details Of Your Operational Uniqueness, Disclosure Of Technique Helps Acclimatise Trainees |
TMcCO'G |
| 100% | HOW NOW BROWN COW | Here's One Writing Naming Our Wonderful Bovine Representive. Ours Was Named Clara. Oh, Wow! |
Roger Williams |
| 100% | HURRY! | High Urgency... Result Required Yesterday! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | I AM COOL | 'It's A Myth!' Claim Objective On-Lookers |
Angela Brett People & Relationships |
| 100% | I AM COOL (2) | Indicates A Master Craftsman Of Obvious Laidbackness |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships |
| 95% | I CAN'T AGREE MORE, TONY | In Complete Agreement - Nothing To Argue. Gladly Reinforce Evocative Emotions Mentioned. One Re-echoes Exactly Thoughts Originally Noted Yesterday. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Jeff said on the forums, 'I can't agree more, Tony.' |
| 100% | I DON'T BELIEVE YOU | I Doubt Obvious Nonsense - Tis Beautifully Embellished - Lacks Indications Endorsing Veracity, Evidently You're Outrageously Untruthful |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | I'D RATHER DIE | It's Depressing Reading.... And The Hurt/Horror Escalates Rather Dreadfully.... It's Endless |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | IF YOU ARE GOOD | I'll Finance Your Own Unicorn! (Alicorn's Really Elephant's, Glued On... Oh, Devious!) |
Angela Brett (any young girl would be good if promised a unicorn, and parents can be sneaky when it comes to making young girls be good.) |
| 100% | I HAVE NOTHING TO DO! | I Have A Vapid Existance, Never One To Hear Interesting News. Great Things Oncoming? Dream On! |
Robert Anonymous |
| 100% | I'M AN IDIOT | I Must Amend Neglectfulness -- I Didn't Inspect Original Typing |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he missed out a word when typing an acronym on the forums. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| 100% | I MISS YOU | It's Miserable In Solitude Sometimes... Yearning's Overwhelming, Unfulfilled. |
Angela Brett People & Relationships |
| 100% | INABSENTIA | I Need A Bath Soon Especially Now That It's Autumn! |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | IN MY ARROGANT OPINION | I Never! May Your Absolutely Ridiculous Ruminations Oppose Greatness? Are Not Thinking, One Presumes; I Need Idiotic Opinions Not! |
Gavin Lambert People & Relationships:Thoughts |
| 100% | I REALLY NEED TO GO PEEPEE | In Relief Emergency A Lavatory's Located. You Now Elbow Every Door To Openly Gain Occupancy. Painfully Each's Engaged - Piddle Erupts Everywhere |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 90% | I'VE FALLEN | It's Very Embarrassing - Fumbled And Landed Legs-up, Exposing 'Nickers! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | I'VE FALLEN (2) | I'm Virtually Embracing Flooring, And Lack Levitation-Enabling Needs |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | I WAS JOKING | It Was A Silly Jest, Over Killed. It Never Gelled. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Laughter |
| 100% | I WAS TIRED | I Went And Said Things I Regret; Excuse Delivered. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | JEEPERS CREEPERS | 'Jesus!' Euphemism; Expressing Perturbation Except Removing Sacrilegious Christ Reference. Everyone Except Pagans Exigently Respects Saviour. |
Angela Brett, thinking that the expression 'jeepers creepers' probably came about as a replacement for 'Jesus Christ!' Religion |
| 100% | JUST TOO BUSY | Joyful Users Should Try To Openly Operate Battery Utilisation System. Yes? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, complaining about Angela's sister, who is JUST TOO BUSY to change her clock batteries and therefore her emails come through as though they'd been sent several days beforehand. Computers |
| 100% | NE PLUS ULTRA | Need Extra Penile Length? Use Safe Urologist Logs That Raise Assets |
Rico Leffanta |
| 89% | NOBODY GROWS APPLES | No Orchard Businesses Operate; Don't You Grow Refections On Wasted Suburban Areas? Properly-fed People Like Environmentally-friendly Sustenance. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading SINGAPORE (2) |
| 100% | NO STRINGS ATTACHED | Not One Single Thread Remains... It's Now Gone Smooth And That's Terrible, As Cords Held Extra Delight |
Angela Brett, who can't think exactly what kind of item is worse with no strings attached, but there must be something. Whatever was the person who searched for this term thinking of? ;) |
| 100% | NOTHING MUCH | No One Thing Has Importance Now. Guest May Unexpectedly Cause Happiness |
Tedium McCoy O'Boredom |
| 100% | ONCE IN A WHILE | Occasionally - Not Consecutively, Erratic In Nature And Without Having Identifiable Lapse Episodes |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Time |
| 100% | ONE STOP TESTING SOLUTIONS | Officials Need Every Single Thing Operating Perfectly? Then Enter Super Testers Incorporated's Nice Gleaming Station. Our Labourers Undertake Technical Inspections Of No Specificity. |
Angela Brett, thinking that one-stop testing solutions would have to be able to test anything and everything, and would perhaps have designed a single, extremely generalised test. They would, therefore, probably not test any particular thing very well. |
| 100% | OOHS AND AHS | Oldies Ogling Huggable Sprog: Apathetic Neonate Dribbles, 'Awww, How Sweet...' |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | OUT OF HERE | Once Under That Old Fence, He'll Evasively Run East |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Law & Order |
| 100% | PIECE OF CAKE! (2) | Perfect Invention! Examine! Commandeer Executive Officers! Fully Computerise Assemblyline! Kindly Expedite! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. |
| 86% | P-L-E-A-S-E | Perhaps Liz (will) Email Anthony, Screen Enumerators |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela's sister Liz did not answer him when he asked how large her screen is. |
| 100% | QUID PRO QUO | Quietude Usually Invokes Detention Police Require Oral Questioning Under Oath |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | RULE OF THUMB | Rather Unique 'Legislation' Explains Observed Findings That Have, Usually, Many Benefits |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science |
| 90% | SAY CHEESE | Suggestion Asking (for) Your Concerted Happy Expression, Endure Several Exposures |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SECOND TO NONE | Supreme! Every Competitor Overwhelmed. Nobody Dares To Oppose - No Other Need Enter |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SEE YOU SOON | Seems Everyone's Exiting, Yet Only Us Stay, Outlining Our Nexttime |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SKIN OF YOUR TEETH | Striving Keenly In Nasty Occasion - Finally Yielding One's Utmost Resolution - To Eventually Escape The Horror |
TMcCO'G People & Relationships:Disaster |
| 100% | SLUGS AND SNAILS AND PUPPY DOGS' TAILS | Slime Laying, Unpleasant Garden Species Are Nominally Described Suggesting Nastiness And Ickyness. Lying 'Sisters' Are Naturally Deceitful - Painting Untruthful Pen-Pictures You Depict Outrageousness Grossly Slandering The Angelic, Innocent Little Saints |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Genderalisations |
| 96% | STARTED THINKING SIDEWAYS | Summersaultingly Turned All Rational Thoughts Endways. Directed The Head In Novel Kinds of Ideas Never Generally Suggested. Inspected & Developed Every Worthwhile Avenue, Yielding Success |
Tony McCoy O'Grady MacGirl & KeyBoard People & Relationships:Thoughts |
| 100% | STATE OF THE ART | Spending The Amount That's Expected, One Finds They Have Encompassed All Recent Technologies |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Computers Science:Electronics |
| 97% | SUGAR AND SPICE AND ALL THINGS NICE | Some Uncouth Girls Apparently Require Affirmation. Nursery-rhyme Details Suggest Poetic Ingredients. Calorie Enhanced Additives Named Describing Apparent Lovely Luscious Treats. Heartily Idiotic Nonsensical Gender-Specific Nastiness Is Completely Erroneous. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Genderalisations |
| 95% | TOTES LIFT RAPID RELIEF! | Totes Objective: Travel Easily, Swiftly! 1. Light/Lift/Left (Inside Fluid) 2. {Thesaurus, etc.: Rugged/Raise/Right} 3. Alas! Pace Increases! 4. Destination: Rugged/Relieve/Right 5. End: Light/Lower/Left. I Enjoy Fast/Freedom! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. A friend gave me 2 Great Totes! Left Tote = Light = (2 Quarts Great Bear Spring Water[in Nalgene Bottles = Narrow-Mouth = Loop Top]; etc.) Right Tote = Rugged = Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (11th edition); Webster's New Thesaurus of the English Language; etc. |
| 100% | TO BE OR NOT TO BE | The Option's Between Enduring One's Repetitive Nightmare, Or To Terminate One's Breathing Existence |
TMcCO'G referring to Hamlet's famous soliloquy musing on suicide. Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays |
| 0% | TIME FOR BED, OR NOT? | This Is My Evening Fight Of Reasoning... Being Excited, (I) Don't Often Respect Notifications Of Tiredness. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! (2) | This Hear! I Said I Scoff Workers Haplessly Assuming That I Meant: Enventually! Absolutely, Now! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships:The Workforce |
| 100% | THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! | Take Heed! I'm Still Immeasureably Superior, Wanting Happiness Always. To Increase My Exacerbation: Absolutely, Not! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. |
| 86% | THIS IS STUPID (2) | That Humbug Is Silly, I Suggest. Such Tripe is an Utterly Presumptuous Inane Diatribe. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 92% | THIS IS STUPID | That Humbug Is Silly. I Suggest Stop Talking Until (you) Properly Inspect Dictionary |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | THIS IS ALL LIES | Truth Here Is Suspect! I Shan't Allow Little Lousy Liars Invent Exaggerated Stories. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 94% | THE WAY THINGS ARE | To Have an Easier World And Yet To Have Interesting New Glitches Shows A Reasoning Error |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | THEN WHAT? | Total Headrest Ensues. Not What Horny Angela Thought! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela mentioned that she wanted to finish an email and get to bed before midnight, but she only had 9 minutes left - Tony said "Don't worry, the hero always arrives just before the clock on the bomb has ticked down to zero. Expect a tall dark stranger to burst into your room any minute now." To which Angela replied "And whisk me to bed in the nick of time? Then what?!" so Tony responded with this acronym. |
| 87% | THAT'S NOT FUNNY | This (is) Horrid And Thoroughly Superfluous. Never Offer Thoughts Founded Upon Nasty Notions (of) Yours |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Laughter |
| 100% | TALLY HO | Toward Any Lethal Limb Your Horse Opts |
Rico Leffanta Sports & Recreation |
| 100% | UNDILUTED GRADE A CANADIAN NONSENSE CONCENTRATE | Unnervingly Normal? Dial Into Lunatics Unlimited. They Export Drivel, Gibberish, Ridiculousness - All Daily! Emails Are Completely Absurd, No Alternative Deliveries Include A Nation's Nonsense. Order Now! Sanity's Exaggerated; Nobody Sane Ever Created Outstanding New Custard-Extracting Nets. Try Real Absurdity Today, Everyone! |
Angela Brett, when Rob challenged her to acronymise that phrase after she'd commented that every email she'd received that morning was from him. |
| 96% | UNWANTED CHILD FINALLY ABORTED | Unprepared, Naive Woman Argues Need for Termination. Embryo Dies & Can't Have Infantile Life - Development Further Is Not Allowed, Lest Little Youngster Abide Bastardism Or Rations To Eat & Drink. |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Family |
| 100% | USUAL WAY TO DO THINGS | Unvaried Style Undoubtably Averts Laughter. Why Aren't You Trying Out Different Organisational Tactics? Have Innovative & New Goals, Steve! |
Angela Brett... referring, of course, not to Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, or Commissioner Steve, but the Steve whatsisname who is the CEO of Microsloth. Computers:Windows |
| 100% | VERY GOOD! | Victorious Exclamation. Really You Give One Obvious Delight. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he typed 'VERY GOOD!' in an email to Angela and she reminded him that capitalised phrases ought to be acronymised. |
| 100% | VISIT USA | Vacations Including Scenes Illustrating The Ugliest Sexual Adventures |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | VOULEZ-VOUS? | Voicing Our (Using Language Exotic) Zeal, Veritably, Our Urges Satisfied! |
Robert Anonymous Science:Linguistics:French Words |
| 100% | WAKE UP! | We're All Keenly Expecting Undelayed Play! |
Angela Brett, when an opponent on an online game was not responding. |
| 91% | WELCOME TO A SINGLES CLUB | Wankers Evidently Like Company... Obviously Man's Entry Thrills Oestrogenic Airheads. Some Intoxicated Numbskulls Get Lucky, Except Seldom is Comatose Lust Unconquered by Booze. |
Angela Brett. People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | WE WILL SEE | While Everyone Waits Impatiently, Looking Like Something Expecting Explosion |
Angela Brett |
| 95% | WHAT DOES FLAG STAND FOR? | We Have Answer... That Dude O'Grady Expanded as Such: Flutters Loftily And Gloriously. Searcher Typed A Naturally Defined Form Of Request. |
Angela Brett, in response to an unsuccessful search for the phrase. See FLAG. |
| 100% | WHAT'S GOING ON | We Have A Tight Schedule; Get Onto It Now! Goof Off Never! |
Angela Brett |
| 78% | WHAT? YOU? | Who Has Attempted This? You're Obviously Up-for-it |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | YELLING INTO A DEAF EAR | You Evidently Listen Little. I'll Now Generate Increased Noise (Throat Open And Declaim Excessively) And Facilitate Effecting A Response |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 84% | YOU'RE FUELLING THE ENEMY! | Your Open Uniqueness Restricts Enemy Function! Unerringly, Enemies Lose Land. Incomprehensibly, Nobody Gets it; They'd Hinder the Enemy by Encouraging Nonconformism. Engage in Mutiny, You! |
Rob Rix, when he used that phrase in capitals in an email to Angela, and Angela said he should acronymise it. |
| 71% | YOU'RE WELCOME | You Ought to Understand... Really, Everyone Would Eagerly Lend a Computer Oriented Magazine to an Email-buddy |
Angela Brett, when Tony thanked her for lending him her MacAddict magazine |
| 97% | TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY | Totally Reliable to Uphold True Happiness, Just Us Super Twosome In Control Everytime, All Nasty Deviants Treated Harshly Eventually And Miscreants Expect Resistance Initially. Counter Active Naughtiness - Walk Away Yahoos! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady... don't ask why a half-Irish, half-kiwi twosome would fight for the American way, but hey, it's quite an ACRONYM! MacGirl & KeyBoard |