APRONYMS BY ROGER WILLIAMS
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100% LIGHTNINGLittle Ions Get Humming Then... Nailed! It's Not Good Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
100% LIMP (2)Leg In Much Pain. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% LOLLIPOPLots Of Little Licks Instill Presence Of Pleasure. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% LOUISIANALong's Organization Used Impropriety, Shadiness In Administering Nefarious Activities. Roger Williams -- Refers to Huey Long, Governor of Louisiana from 1928 until his assassination in 1932.
Places:States & Regions
History
100% MAE WESTMen Always Eagerly Watched Every Sexy Turn Roger Williams -- We're talking about the actress here, not the life jacket...
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% MAP (4)Men Absolutely Poohpooh. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Places:Navigation Aids
100% MAP (5)Masks All Potholes. Roger Williams
Places:Navigation Aids
100% MARK (2)Making Available Religious Knowledge Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
100% MONOPOLYMany Owners Nevermore. One Person Owns Lots. Yikes! Roger Williams
Commerce
100% MOON (2)Makes One Odify Nighttime Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
100% MOON (3)Most Often Observed Nightly. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
100% NEINNo, Everywhere, Is No Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics:German Words
Communication:Yesses And Noes
100% NEWSPAPERNational Events, World Stories Published And People Everywhere Read Roger Williams
Communication:Periodicals
100% NO (3)Not Oui. Roger Williams
Communication:Yesses And Noes
100% NOAHNegotiated Original "Animal House" Roger Williams
Names:First names:Male
Religion
Science:Biology:Animals
100% NUMISMATICSNot Unexpectedly, Many Individuals Spend Much Amusement Time In Coin Study. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
100% NUTS!Not Undertaking This Surrender! Roger Williams - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne Division) replied "Nuts" to a German surrender demand during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII.
History
100% OILOh, It Lubricates! Roger Williams
Household Objects
89% PAKISTAN (2)Persecutions Absolutely Known, India Separated into Two Asian Nations. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
100% PENCIL (4)Printing Enabled. Notable Contribution Is Lead! Roger Williams
Household Objects
Communication
100% PLIERS (2)Possibly Lost Items Easily Retrieved... Sometimes Roger Williams
Household Objects
100% PLOW (2)Pull! Lusty Oxen Will. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
100% POISONPotion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis Roger Williams
Drugs
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% POLITICS (4)People Only Listen If They Identify Congress's Sins. Roger Williams
Politics
100% PORTENDPrevious Omens Readily Tell Events Not Developed. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
100% QUAKERSQuiet, Unagressive, Agrarian Kinfolk; Extremely Religious Souls. Roger Williams
Religion
100% RICE (3)Raised In Chinese Empire. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
100% RODEOSRiders Often Dismount End Over 'Saddle' Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
100% ROTATERound Orb Turns And Turns Eternally. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
100% SASSSibling's Argument; Snippy Speech Roger Williams
Communication
0% SCRAMBLED*Submission Confused. Erroneous Logic. Rules Manifestly Broken. Apronym Disallowed! Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay
100% SHOPLIFTERSome Hold Off Paying, Looking Instead For The Exits & Running. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
100% SINSo, It's Naughty! Roger Williams
People & Relationships
100% SIN (2)Satan Is Near. Roger Williams
Religion
People & Relationships
100% SIN (3)Sacrifice It's Not! Roger Williams
Religion
People & Relationships
100% SIN (4)Shamefully, It's News! Roger Williams
People & Relationships
100% SNIPER (2)Solitary Nemesis, Invisibly Placed, Executes Reliably. Roger Williams
Military:War & Terrorism
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
100% SNOW (3)Soft Notation Of Winter Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
100% SNOWFLAKESpectacular Natural Ornamental Wintertime Feature; Little Abbreviated Kaleidoscopic Experience. Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
100% SOFTWARE (3)Someone Offered 'Free Trial'. Worm Already Resident, Encoded. Roger Williams
Computers
100% SOUTH DAKOTASome Of Us Think, "How Did Arrivals Keep Overcoming This Area?" Roger Williams
Places:States & Regions
100% SPAIN (2)Spain & Portugal Are Iberian Neighbors. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
100% SPICESugar's Partner In Creating "Eve"s Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% SPOONERISMSeople Pometimes Offer Odd Narrative, Easily Recited, Involving Sixed Mounds Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay
100% SQUARESSome Quadrangles Use Angles Right; Even Sides. Roger Williams
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
99% STARLIGHT, STAR BRIGHT, THE FIRST STAR I SEE TONIGHT. I WISH I MAY, I WISH I MIGHT HAVE THIS WISH I WISH TONIGHT. Some Think A Real Love Is Given Hope Through Sayings That Are Recited By Reflective Individuals. Gloomy Humans Think That Hopeful Expressions Fail to Instill Real Security That Solider Tactics Allow. Rational Individuals Still Eternally Evade Those Oppressive Notions; Instead Giving Homage To Ideas Which If Studied Have Insufficient Manifested Antecedents. Yet Individuals Wantonly Insist Stars Have Incredible Magical Influence. Granted, Horoscopes, Too, Have Astrological Views. Embittered Troublemakers Have Insisted Stubbornly, When Inquired, Showing How Improbable Wishful Interpretations Succumb. However, Thousands Offer Narrations Interminably; Getting Hope Timelessly. Roger Williams
Religion
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
100% STARS (2)Still Twinkling After Repeated Seasons Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
100% STATISTICS (5)So Taking Averages That Imply Stupid Testimony, I Can Seduce. Roger Williams
Science:Statistics
100% STIPULATE (2)Sincerely, That Is Promised; Upholding Literally All Terms Expressed. Roger Williams
Communication
100% SUGAR (4)Spice's Union - Girls Are Result Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% SUN (3)Solar Unit Nearby. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
100% SUNRISESun's Up Now, Resulting In Sleep Ending. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
100% SUNSETSun Unseen Now Signifying Evening Time. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
100% SWAMPSeriously Wet And Mucky Place. Roger Williams
Places:Waterways
83% SYRUP (2)Sap You Readily Use on Pancakes. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Condiments
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% TARA (2)They Are Rich Atlantans. Roger Williams -- Gone With the Wind.
Places
100% TAXTariffs Are Xcessive. Roger Williams
Politics
Commerce:Money
100% TELEPHONE (3)Talk Endlessly, Leisurely, Enjoying Personal Hobnobbing Over Neverending Expanses Roger Williams
Communication
100% TERMITESThese Entities Readily Munch It 'Til Everything's Sawdust Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
100% THESISTake Heed! Everything Stated Is Stolen. Roger Williams
Art & Literature
Education
100% TIDEThen It Does Ebb. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
Places:Waterways
100% TITANIC (2)Total Indifference Triggered A Needless Iceberg Collision. Roger Williams
Transport
History
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% TRASH (3)Toss Ruined & Abandoned Stuff Here. Roger Williams
Assorted Nouns
100% TREE (2)Tall Redwood: Excellent Example! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% TREE (3)Tropical Resident, Enthusiastically Eradicated! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% TREE (4)Timber Repository Eagerly Exploited. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% TRIPLETSThree Related Infants Psychically Linked Eternally Together Somehow Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Family
100% TSARThe Sovereign Amongst Russians. Roger Williams
Politics
100% TYROThis Youth Requires Orientation. Roger Williams
People & Relationships
100% UNBEATABLE PRICES (2)Usually Nobody Believes Everything Advertised Today, Although Bigger Lies Easily Permit Retailers Instantly Contacting Every Sucker. Roger Williams
Commerce
100% VAPORWAREVenders Advertise Prematurely. Often Resources Wane And Research Ends. Roger Williams
Commerce
100% VOLCANOESVolumes Of Lava Come After Numerous Orgasmic Earthquakes. Scram! Roger Williams
Places
People & Relationships:Disaster
Science:Geology
100% WASP (4)Winged And Stinging Pest Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
100% WELLWater! Eureka! Lotsa' Liquid! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Places:Waterways
100% WE'RE BACK!Welcome, Everybody! Relax! Enjoy! Backedup Apronyms Completely Kept! Roger Williams - Due to Angela's backed-up data, Apronyms were not lost when the hard drive took a vacation in Feb, 2004.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% WHINE (6)Whimpering Habitually; It Never Ends! Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% WOOL (6)Was On Our Lambs Roger Williams
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric

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