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100% FAFalsetto's Aria Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
100% FA (2)Frolicking Americans Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the abbreviation for Florida.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:States & Regions
100% FAAAFrench Airstrip Along Atoll Rico Leffanta (Faaa is the name of the international airport for Papeete (Tahiti))
Places
100% FABFantastic And Brilliant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% FAB (2)Faintly Absurd & Backdated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
83% FABLEFictional Account Bearing Lesson on Ethics. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
100% FABLE (2)Fictional Account By Legendary Eavesdropper Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
100% FABLE (3)Faithful And Beautiful Lovers Exist Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
100% FABRICFashion Artists Become Rich 'In' Clothing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
100% FABRIC (2)For A Breakfast Reduced In Calories Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% FABRIC (3)For A Breakfast Rich In Cotton Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% FABRIC (4)Fibre's A Basic Requirement? I'm Confused Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% FABROSAURUSFast, Agile Beast Relies On Skillful Adaptation Under Relatively Unfriendly Situations Sean Lamb (Fabrosaurus was a small, bipedal herbivore discovered in Africa that had five fingers on its hands)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
100% FACADESFrontal Aspects Create A Desirable & Esteemed Streetscape Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
100% FACEFocus Additional Cosmetic Enhancement Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% FACTFunny Acronym-Connected Trivia Angela Brett, to use as one of the headings on the ACRONYMS front page until someone thinks of something better.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% FACT (2)Found Absolute, Concrete Truth Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% FACTORYFabricate Any Concoction To Order; Relieve Yourself. Rico Leffanta, who explains "I think factories are much the same around the world, i.e. they fabricate the order and the revenge themselves by urinating on it or otherwise fouling the order."
Places:Buildings
100% FACTSFreddie Always Comes Too Soon Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% FACTS (2)Fundamentals Are Conveyed Too Slowly Angela Brett
Education:Slow Teaching
100% FAGFrequently After Guys Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
100% FAG (2)Few Aren't Gay Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
100% FAGGOTFellows Are Gay? Good On Them! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
100% FAGSFormerly A-Grade Smokes Angela Brett
Drugs:Tobacco
86% FAILERFailure Approaching = Income Lower than Expenses Repeatedly Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
100% FAILS'Flocci...' Acronym Is Laudable Subject! Tony McCoy O'Grady, responding to Jeff's THEORY with 'As I am not my own son, this idea - like many things - works fine in theory but fails in practice.' Jeff had promised to acronymise floccinaucinihilipilification if his THEORY were correct.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% FAIL SAFEFamily! Adult In Loving Sweet Abode! Fails Employers! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Family
100% FAIL SAFE!Failure: Assuredly Impossible! (Lost Stability Automatically - First Energising!) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Inciders obtaned this Ofishyule Seekret Docyoumeant of the SIRC (Sertintlee Infinnitlee Relieabell Corporation) "From page 123 of the SIRC (Proprietary Info): 'This widely advertised, THINGAMAJIG has specifications (inside parentheses are actual performance): Failure: Assuredly Impossible! (Loses Stability Automatically - First Energising). ONLY USE IN NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MORTAL COMBAT ."Furthermore, because of our marketers' keen insight, we sold hundreds where the soldiers used THINGAMAJIGs only as specified. AS WAR GROWS SO SIRC'S CAPITAL GROWS"
Assorted Adjectives
Commerce:Companies:SIRC
100% FAILUREFeeding Acronymic Irishman's Large, Unusually Robust Ego Patricia Rix, when Tony said 'When it comes to acronyms, I don't acknowledge this as a word' after challenged to acronymise failure when someone searched for it on the website. Patricia said he was asking to be TAKEN DOWN A PEG and then produced this acronym.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% FAILURE (2)Failure = (Assets + Income Lowering Uncontrollably Repeatedly) < Expenses Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
100% FAILURE (3)Funds Are Inadequate, Loads Under Running Expenses. Angela Brett
Commerce
100% FAINTFeel(s) As If Not There Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
90% FAIRCHILDFine Aircraft, It Reaches Cloud-Height Instead of Lower Down. Angela Brett, when she realised that the aeroplane she was travelling in was a Fairchild... yep, that is the kind of plane that those people crashed in and ended up eating each other. See also WINDOW SEAT.
Transport
100% FAIRYFanciful Aerobic Individual Raising Yawns Mary Carr
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
100% FAISALFellow Arabians, Intelligent, Smart And Loyal Faisal Yaqoob
Names:First names:Male
100% FAITHFeeling As If There's Heaven Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Names:First names:Female
100% FAITH (2)Full Assurance. Invisible = Trusted Hope! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Reference: Hebrew 11:1.
Religion
100% FAITH (3)Fantastic Adventures In Trusting HIM CJ
Religion
100% FAITHFULFacts: Almighty = Individuals' Trust! Hebrews 11. Fulfilled Unseen's Love/Law! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% FAITHFUL (2)Faithful Accept Infinite's Truth! Hold Fully Unlimited Love! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% FAITHFUL (3)Firm Allegiance In True Heart Falls Under Loyalty Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% FAKEForgeries Are Kinda Expensive Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% FAKE (2)Fraud Artists Kid Everyone Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% FAKE (3)Fools Are Knowingly Ensnared Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% FAKE (4)Forged A Karat, Expertly Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% FAKESFool And Kwanza Easily Separated Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% FALCONFords Are Like Cars, Only Nicer Angela Brett, who actually has no opinion on which car makes are better.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% FALLFrightened About Looming Landing Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
100% FALL (2)Frantic Anti-Levitational Locomotion. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
100% FALLINGForget About Lost Luggage - Incompetence's Now Grave! Angela Brett, referring to a falling aircraft and the presumed incompetence of whoever's flying it, compared with that of the luggage clerk who sent your luggage to Murmansk.
Transport
100% FALLING BEHINDFeeling A Little Lacking? In Nether Grades Because Education's Heading In Negative Direction Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
96% FALLING ON THE GROUND LAUGHINGFace And Legs Lost If Naughty Giggling Overwhelms Nerve Transmission... Hilariously Each Guffaw Reinforces Our Uncontrollable Near-Delirious Lather. Avoiding Urination Gets Harder - It's No-longer Good! Angelastic
Laughter
100% FALSTAFFFriendly And Loyal Supporter, Though A Fat Fool Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
100% FAMILYFather And Mother, I Love You. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
86% FAMILY (2)Friends And Macs Included... Loved-ones, Yes? Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
People & Relationships:Family
100% FAMILY (3)Freaks Aligned Monolithically In Living Yearbooks Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
100% FAMILY (4)Friends Are Members, In Life's Years Jan Morgan -- our family should be our friends throughout the years
People & Relationships:Family
100% FAMILY HOME EVENINGFun Activities, Meetings Involve Lessons You've Held On Monday Evening, Entertaining Ventures, Edible Nibbles Involve Nice Group Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Family
91% FAMILY TREEFinds Ancestral Members, Interred and Living. Your Tribal Relatives Expand Exponentially. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Family
100% FAMOUSFlaunting Ample Money, Often Under Scandal Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
100% FAMOUS (2)Finally A Merit Of Useless Submissions Carl Brett, after being informed that he'd submitted enough acronyms to get on the HALL OF FAME.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% FAMOUS POEPLE IN IRAQFingers Are Mischievous, One Usually Should Proofread One's Enquiries. Poe's Literary Endeavour, I'msure, Never Included Remote Arab Quarter TMcCO'G, when Angela accidentally let this misspelled phrase onto the Unsuccessful Searches list.
Words & Wordplay
100% FANForces Air Nearer. Roger Williams
Household Objects
100% FAN (2)Feeling Always Nice Jan Morgan
Household Objects
100% FANGORNForest Arouses Nervousness; Go Onward Reducing Noise Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Places:The Lord of the Rings
100% FANNYFortune Always Needs Nudging Yourself Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
100% FANTASTICFelt About Near To A Seizure. This Is Comical. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% FANTASYFrequent Apparitions Necessary To Appease Sensual Yearnings Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
100% FARLEY MOWATFrozen Arctic Realms Lured Enterprising Young Man; Observed Wolves' Actions Thoroughly. Roger Williams
Art & Literature:Writers
80% FARMFinance All Relies on Meteorology Angela Brett
Places
100% FARMERFriendly, Agricultural 'Real Man...' Endearingly Rugged. Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% FARTFree Air & Release Tension Angela Brett
Science:Biology
80% FART (2)Fabled Acronymist Reaches Turning-point! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Edwin heard that he was turning 50 and jokingly called him an old fart on the ACRONYMS forums.
People & Relationships:Insults
100% FASHIONFor A Sum, Hilfiger's Immaterial, 'Official' Name Patricia Rix
Household Objects:Clothing
100% FASHION (2)Fortunes Are Spent Happily In Overcoming Nakedness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
100% FASHION (3)Fleeces And Shirts - Have It Overstamped "Nike" Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
100% FASHION (4)Forceful Advertising Seeds Homogeny, Imposing Others' Norms Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Household Objects:Clothing
100% FASHION (5)Forces A Spectrum, High Individuality Or Not Angela Brett -- it seems to be fashionable to be original and different, but only within certain limits.
People & Relationships
Household Objects:Clothing
100% FASHION MARKETINGFind A 'Statement', Hang It On Nonchalant Model, And Rich Kids (Exposing Their Insecurities) 'Need' Garment. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
Commerce
100% FASHIONSFoster Adolescent Self-Hate If Outfit's Not Stylish Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
100% FASHIONS (2)Fools Are Spending Hundreds; It's Old Next Season Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
Commerce
100% FASTFleet And Speedy Travel Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
86% FAST FOOD RESTAURANTFast All Starting/Sixth-month 2003 Tuesday/Third! Food: Obsessive/Organic Other Delightful/Days! Really Enjoyed Second-fast/Sound/Sleep/Sixth-month 2003 Tuesday/Tenth! Almighty/Advancing/Atonement! Ultimate Rest Assured Nightly! Tuesday/Trend! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Fast All Starting/Sixth-month2003 Tuesday/Third! What a day! I began fasting (only Tuesdays, Thank You) to lose weight. (Water only.) I had no idea that fasting would fast lead to the best sleep ever in 58 years. (Thursday 10 May 1945 to Tuesday 10 June 2003.) The night of my second fast (Tuesday 10 June) started a TREND. Submit Date: Daytime Friday 5 September 2003. (Tuesday Night 10 June to Thursday Night 4 September 2003 were 87 Nights Of No-Tossing-And-Turning. 12 Weeks + 3 Nights.) When I want to sleep, I lie flat on my back, until I doze. Once asleep, I stay in the same position, until awakening.
Food & Drink
91% FAST GROWTHFeeble And Small? Then Get Ready (for) Our Wonderful Thyroid Hormones Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
100% FASTINGFeasts Are Stopped To Interprete Neccessary Glimpses Jan Morgan - a prayerful fast helps you make important decisions and can help in crisis situations like illnesses
Religion
Food & Drink
100% FASTPHONEFunds Are Speedily Transferred, Particularly Handy On Near-Empty. Angela Brett, who often uses her bank's Fastphone service to transfer funds from her savings account to her EFTPOS one.
Commerce
Communication
100% FAST THINKERFamed Action Superhero. Thought Transference Happens Instantaneously, Non-Kinetic-Energy Radiation. Tony McCoy O'Grady, as a further explanation of SWIFT.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
100% FAST TRACK For A Shorter Transport Time, Railways Are Car Killers! Angela Brett
Transport:Trains
100% FATFrom Animals, Tallow/Tasteless Jan Morgan - Tallow is animal fat as well as the kind we cook with
Food & Drink
100% FATALForwards Abruptly To After-Life Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
100% FAT CHANCE!Forever Anonymous. Terribly Cruel, Hey? Anonymity: Nice! Creative, Exceptional! Jeff Anonymous, as a response to NEW ACROS (2).
Assorted Phrases
100% FAT FREEForget Adding Tax For Rightful Extra Energy! Angela Brett, thinking that 'fat free' signs could be advertising that you don't have to pay for the fat - although in reality food with such a sign cost more and have less fat in them, which seems like a RIP-OFF
Food & Drink
100% FATHERFearless Adult That Hinders Equal Responsibilities Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
100% FATHERSForbid All Teenage Happiness - Especially Recreational Sex Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
100% FATHERS (2)Fellows Attempt To Help Everyone Redeem Souls Tony
Religion:Men's Ministry
100% FATUOUSFrigid Aunt Tugging Udder On Unbridled Steer Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% FAUNAFields Are Usually Nourishing Agriculture Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
100% FAWNFrisky Almost Weaned Native Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Animals
100% FAXForward A Xerograph Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
Communication
86% FEAKLEFacial Expression Akin-to Kiddie-Leering Elder's Tony McCoy O'Grady (Feakle is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'To make facial expressions similar to those that old gentlemen make to young girls in the playground.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
80% FEARFacing End of Aimed Rifle Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% FEAR (2)Frightened? Expect Adrenalin Rush Angela Brett
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% FEAR (3)Faithful Entreat A Rescue Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% FEAR (4)Foes Engender A Response Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% FEAR (5)Fright Evokes A Reaction Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% FEAR AND LOATHINGFOLDOC Explains Acronym; Really, All Now Do Loathe "Other" Architecture That Honestly Is Not Good Rob Rix, inspired by the FOLDOC entry at http://foldoc.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?query=fear
Computers
86% FEAROWFlies Easily, Aided by Resplendent Oversized Wings. Angela Brett (Fearow is Pokemon #22)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% FEBRUARYFrosty, Exceptionally Blustery, Rainy Usually, After Recent Yuletide Tony McCoy O'Grady, who lives in the northern hemisphere.
Time:Months
100% FEBRUARY (2)Feels Extra Blustery, Raincoats Usually Are Required, Yeah? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
100% FEBRUARY (3)Frozen Exhaled Breath Rises Upwards And Rimes You Patricia Rix
Time:Months
100% FECKLESSFriends Evade Challenges Knowing Love Excuses Self Service Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% FEDERATIONFrom Each's Democracy, Eventually Regions Are Turning Into One Nation Tony McCoy O'Grady - looking at the (likely) distant future of the EU
Politics
80% FEETFantastically Effective & Environmentally-friendly Transport Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Transport
100% FELIXFree Enterprising Lad Is Xenophobic Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% FELLATIOFeeling Energetic? Laps Love Affection Testing Intercourse Orally Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% FEMALEFor Ever Moaning About Littlest Errors Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% FEMALE (2)From Eden; Makes Adam Largely Excited Ian Rywalt
Religion
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% FEMALE DIVORCEDFinally Exited Marriage After Long Endured Distress (Including Violence Occasionally). Recently Court Ended Dispute Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% FEMALE DOGFrom Every Mammy Alsation's Litter, Extract & Develop One Guidedog Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
100% FEMALESFor-Ever Making A Lover Exasperatedly Sigh Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% FEMALES (2)Flimsy Entities Males Attain Lewdly Enforcing Sexuality Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% FEMALES (3)For Entertainment, Many Are Laying Evil Scheme(r)s Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% FEMININEFrail Entity Making Idiotic Noises In Nefarious Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, while looking for MacGirl's faults, alleges that 'girls just squeak and squeal when faced with danger!' Not MacGirl, no... MacGirl is brave, MacGirl is fearless. MacGirl is... eek, is that a (three button) mouse over there? Heeelp!
MacGirl & KeyBoard
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% FENCEFringe End Nullifies Coming / Exiting Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
100% FENCESForce: Even Not! Cage Envelops Stuff! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Concentration camp, World War 2. See THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMAN.
Military:War & Terrorism
100% FENCINGFoil Epee Nobly; Crouching Is Never Girlish Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
89% FENG SHUIFar Eastern New-age Guidance; Should Have Uncluttered Interior Eric Bridgstock
Religion
100% FENG SHUI (2)Fashionable Energy Nurturing. Get Some Help Understanding It. Eric Bridgstock
Religion
89% FENG SHUI (3)Fixes Energy Negatives. Gets Shot of Harmful Unwanted Items Eric Bridgstock
Religion
100% FENTONForest Escapade's Neat Trick, Organizing Nuptials Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
90% FERDINANDFolly Ensues Resolution. Disguised Identities Needed After New-found Devotion Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Love's Labours Lost
100% FERDINAND (2)Father's Exact Reverse, Depicting Innocent Nature And Native Decency Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
100% FERMATFamous Equation Really Made Andrew Think! Angela Brett (Andrew Wiles eventually proved Fermat's Last Theorem centuries after Fermat's death.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians

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