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100% SORESome Organ's Reddened & Excited Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% SORRYSuch Offensive Rudeness Riles You. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% SOSSide Open, Sinking Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (2)Some Obscure Signal Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (3)Several Obituaries Soon Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (4)Signal Of Stress Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (5)Sea Opened, Swallowed Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (6)Stupid Ocean Swells! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (7)Several Overboard Seamen Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (8)Sending Out Screams Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (9)Splitting Our Seams Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (10)Stay Out, Sea! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (11)Stop Our Suffering! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (12)Sh*tting Our Selves! Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOSUMISound. Overtly Shagging Up Music Industry Tony McCoy O'Grady. The makers of the early Mac computers stated that they would never be used to make music. The name of the sound called "sosumi' translates as "so sue me". (see http://www.newtontalk.net/archive/newtontalk.2002-04/1425.html for more information)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Entertainment:Music
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% SOULSeat Of Unending Life Tony McCoy O'Afterlife
Religion
100% SOUNDSleep Ongoing = Usual = Nice Deep! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
100% SOUND (2)Sane. Organized. Unagressive. Novel. Dependable! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
100% SOUND (3)Sane, Organized, Unagressive, Novel. Dependable! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% SOUND IN SPACESign Of Uneducated Nitwits... Doesn't It Need Some Perturbed Atoms, Compressing & Expanding? Angela Brett, when Jeff gave sound in space as the reason for calling STAR WARS FOUR Un Realistic.
Science:Astronomy
100% SOUTHStandard Orientation's 'Under' Top Hemisphere Angela Brett
Places:Positions & Directions
92% SOUTH AFRICAScene Of Unparalleled Tribal Happiness - Aroused Following Recent Inevitable Collapse (of) Apartheid. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SOUTH CAROLINAShape Odd, Uniquely Triangular, Has Charleston Area Restored, Originally Lead In Nation's Altercation Jan Morgan (civil War)
Places:States & Regions
100% SOUTH DAKOTASome Of Us Think, "How Did Arrivals Keep Overcoming This Area?" Roger Williams
Places:States & Regions
100% SOUTH DAKOTA (2)Sculptures Of Upright Trusted Humans, Deeply Admired, Kept Our Territories Agenda Jan Morgan - Mount Rushmore
Places:States & Regions
91% SOUTH KOREASource Of Unequalled Textiles, Has Known Outbreaks (of) Recurring Enemy Activity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SOUVEFARStrange Object Usually Via Envelope From Another Realm Angela Brett (A souvefar is like a souvenir, except it's from somewhere you've never been anywhere near. Some souvefars start out as souvenirs but become souvefars when given to friends or family back home; others are bought at local souvenir shops and delivered to friends overseas.)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% SOVIET ONIONSystem Of Vegetables In Elected Tribunals, Or Novelties Inside Other Novelties. Angela Brett, expanding a quirky unsuccessful search. An onion's layers are similar to matryoshka dolls, so perhaps that's what a soviet onion is!
Politics
Food & Drink
100% SOY BEANSource Of Your Butter Excludes Animal Nutrients Tony
Food & Drink
100% SPASignal Passing Ambulance Angela Brett, celebrating TOWEL DAY by acronymising different types of towels to show some of their uses. ('...You can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal')
Household Objects:Towels
100% SPACEScientists Puzzled About Curvature, Etc. Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
89% SPACE AGEShuttle Pilotted by Aging Chap - Everybody Admires Great Explorers. Angela Brett
Time
Science:Astronomy
100% SPACESSome Paradoxically Appeared, Code's Essentially Spoiled. Angela Brett, after finding some spaces where they shouldn't have been in a C program which she's sure she never typed.
Computers:Programming
100% SPACE STATIONSpecially Prepared Automobile - Communty Education & Surgery Taking Animal Topics Into Our Neighbourhood Tony McCoy O'Grady (punning on the closeness of 'SPCA' and 'SPACE')
Science:Biology:Animals:The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre
100% SPAEScottish: Predict An Event Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% SPAINSunshine Particularly Attracts International Nudists Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SPAIN (2)Spain & Portugal Are Iberian Neighbors. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
100% SPAMSend People Annoying Mail Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (2)Stupid People Are Many Steve Keate, referring to the people who mindlessly forward spam.
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (3)Sometimes Promises Ample Money Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (4)Sanity Prevailed, Ate Meat. Steve Keate
Food & Drink
100% SPAM (5)Sludge Passing As Meat Steve Keate
Food & Drink
100% SPAM (6)Supposedly Particles Are Meat Steve Keate
Food & Drink
100% SPAM (7)Spiced, Preserved And Minced Angela Brett
Food & Drink
100% SPAM (8)Some Particularly Aggravating Mail Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
80% SPAM (9)Students Paid to Administer Mailings Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (10)Students Propagate Annoying Messages Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (11)Students Propagate Anonymous Mailings Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (12)Students Propagate Assinine Mailings Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (13)Slime Posing As Meat W. Kline
Food & Drink
100% SPAM (14)Shoves Products At Me Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
80% SPAM (15)Sending Plentiful Amounts of Mail Sean Lamb
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (16)Scams, Phishing And Maliciousness Bruce Siegel
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (17)Short Pointless Annoying Message Lingwo
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (18)Stupid People Advertising Merchandise Rebecca G. Listening to a news report on spammers and Canada's Privacy Act
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (19)Special Purpose Army Mailer The AKO mail team
Computers:Internet
100% SPAMMEDSome Putzhead Apparently Multiply Messaged Eventless Discussion. Jeff Anonymous, after someone posted a URL multiple times on the Apronyms Forums.
Computers:Internet
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% SPAMMED (2)Stupid Punter Annoyed Masses, Moderator Exercised Discretion Sean Lamb, when the Apronyms Forums were SPAMMED and Angela deleted the offending posts.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% SPANKINGSomatically Punishing A Naughty Kid Isn't Necessarily Good Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% SPANKING (2)Some Pains Are Not 'Kindness' - Ignore Naive Gossip Tony McCoy O'Grady (I've never believed that "you've got to be cruel to be kind".)
People & Relationships
87% SPANNING TREESSilly! Prim's Algorithm's Not Necessarily Iterated (so) Numbingly Gradually. This is Really Easy, Elementary Stuff! Angela Brett, when a tutor was spending an hour finding the minimum cost spanning tree for a graph using Prim's algorithm, writing every single step on the board. It could have all been done in about 45 seconds - basically a game of join the dots where instead of finding the next number to decide which dot to go to next, we have to work out the minimum of a few numbers.
Science:Mathematics
Education:Slow Teaching
100% SPARCSun's Particularly Amazing Research Creation Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Computers
100% SPARE TIMESome Pastimes: Acronymising, Reading, Eating, Tweaking Important MacOS Elements... Angela Brett, who rather likes ResEdit ;^)
Time
100% SPARKLESuper Precious/Perfect And Rare Kitten Loved Existence Jan Morgan -- name of cat
Names:Pet Names
100% SPARSESome People Acronymise Rapidly, Some Exceptionally! Angela Brett, while Tony was producing over 40 new acronyms per day and her own contributions were becoming rather SPARSE. (But his are great too, I don't really mean that speed is reducing his quality)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% SPARTACUSSpite Provokes Ancient Romans To Actively Crush Uprising Slaves Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
100% SPASMSSharp Pain As Some Muscle Seizes Tony
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% SPASTICSlightly Palsied Athlete Specially To Intrigue Competitors Carl Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% SPASTIC (2)Slightly Palsied Athlete Specifically To Irritate Carl Carl Brett, probably referring to Angela
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% SPASTIC (3)Such People Are Surely Talented... It's Cerebral! Angela Brett, on Cerebral Palsy.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% SPEAKERSSome People Eat Audio Kit, Ending Really Sick Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% SPEAROWSmall Pokemon's Energetically Airborne, Rapidly Oscillating Wings Angela Brett (Spearow is Pokemon #21)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% SPECIALSounds Pretty Extraordinary. Causes Immediate Attraction Literally Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives
100% SPECIAL KSeriously Perillous. Expect Callous Icecold And Loathesome Killer Tony McCoy O'Grady, crunching his way through another cereal killer.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
100% SPECIAL OLYMPICSStupid People Enter Competition In Athletic Level. Only Lost Your Mind, Physically In Champion Shape. Angela Brett (anyone offended by 'stupid' may call me spastic.)
Sports & Recreation
100% SPECIAL WEAPONS AND TACTICSSome Police Experts Can Incapacitate A Larrikin With Exceptional Armaments. Positions Often Need Surrounding All Night / Day... The (Armed?) Criminal Then Is Captured / Shot Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
83% SPECTACLESSeeing Properly Entails Choosing The Appropriate Combination of Lenses to Ease Stigmatism. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% SPECTRESoul's Presence Ex-Corpus, Theoretically Residual Energy. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
100% SPECTRUMSee Practically Every Colour Through Rays' Unusual Motif Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
Science:Physics
100% SPEECHSpeaking Precisely Ensures Efficient Communication Happens Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
100% SPEECH (2)Spout Prefabricated Eloquence Ex- Campaign Headquarters Angela Brett
Politics
Communication:Talking
100% SPEEDOMETERSystem Pacing Each Engine's Distance Or Miles, Except Times Equipment Reverses Rico Leffanta
Transport:Car Parts
89% SPEIGHTSSouthern People Enjoy It; Goody-goodies Hate The Stuff. Angela Brett (Speights is a brand of beer)
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% SPEIGHTS (2)Special Piss Enjoyed In Great Hotels Throughout Southland Apronymous Anonymous
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% SPENCERSome Peer's Eponymously Named Coat - Early Regency TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% SPENTShe Predicts Entry Next Time Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
100% SPERMSmall Paternal Effort Riles Mother Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% SPERM (2)Sexual Performer Ejaculates Rich Mucous Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% SPESShould Probability Expire, Suppose! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
100% SPHERESolid Paradigm Having Every Radius Equal Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
90% SPHINCTERShuts Posterior Hole - Is Needed to Control Those Embarrassing Runs Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% SPICESugar's Partner In Creating "Eve"s Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% SPIDERSpins Pretty, Intricate Designs Entrapping Rations Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Insects
100% SPIDERMANSwinging Perilously Into Downtown Environs, Radioactive Mutant Arrests Nasties TMcCO'G
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% SPIKESharp Pointy In Kind, Excruciating Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns
100% SPIRITSomehow Perhaps I'll Remain, In Thought. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
100% SPIRIT (2)Soul's Passage Interrupted, Remains In Torment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
100% SPIRIT (3)Sacred Person In Righteous Intuitive Truth Jan Morgan
Religion
100% SPIRITUALSacred Perception In Righteous Intuitive Truth Usually Adds Light Jan Morgan
Religion
100% SPIRITUAL GUIDESacred Perception In Righteous Intuitive Truth Usually Adds Light. Giving "U" Individual Direction Essentially Jan Morgan
Religion
100% SPITFIRESpecial Plane In The Forties. It Really Excelled. Eric Bridgstock
Transport
100% SPITFIRE (2)Super Plane - Invincible Tactical Fighter. It Rouses Emotions. Eric Bridgstock
Transport
100% SPLATSeveral Parachutists Landed Awkwardly There Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
100% SPLEENStrange, Perplexing Little Entity... Explanation Needed Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% SPLITTING THE ATOMSingular People Loving In Tandem Trying Innovative New Gambits To Help Enhance Archaic Traditions Oppressing Marriage Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SPOCKStrangely Pointy Orifice-Coverings, Kinky! Bones McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
100% SPOCK (2)Space Plots Often Concern Klingons Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
83% SPOCK (3)Serious Person Of [the] Curious Kind Susan S. This alludes to Spock's lack of emotion and extended curiosity.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
100% SPONGESmelly People Obviously Need Greater Exposure Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
100% SPOOFSilly Prank On Optimistic Fools Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
100% SPOOKSpectacular Projection Of Our Kids Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
100% SPOOLSpindle Product's Outputted Onto Loop Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
100% SPOONSlurping Person's Often Overly Noisy Tony McCoy O'Grady (Soupspoons seem to turn some people into slobs!)
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
100% SPOONERISMSeople Pometimes Offer Odd Narrative, Easily Recited, Involving Sixed Mounds Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay
100% SPORKSure Partner Of Runcible Knife? Angela Brett
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
100% SPORTSome 'Players' Only Require Television Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows
Sports & Recreation
83% SPORT (2)Spectacular Pouring-forth Of Raw Testosterone Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
100% SPORT (3)Sometimes Played On Rough Terrain Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
83% SPORT (4)Some Pill-popping Olympians Recently Triumphed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
100% SPORTSSome People Organising Regular Training Sessions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
100% SPORTS FANSerious! Proud! Owes!$ Reads! Taunts! Sane? Faithful Always! Neveryield! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation
100% SPORTS FAN (2)Scientist Pursuing Observable Relationships: Time Stars Future Anno Numbers! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation
100% SPORTS MEDICINESwallow Painkillers, Out Running Tomorrow. Sore Muscles Every Day Indicates Competitor Is Near Excellence. Angela Brett (if you disagree, see SPORTS MEDICINE (2))
Sports & Recreation
Science:Biology:Healthcare
93% SPORTS MEDICINE (2)Some Physiotherapy Or Rest on The Sidelines - Must Ensure Disuse, Injury's Compounded If Now Exercised Angela Brett, to balance SPORTS MEDICINE
Sports & Recreation
Science:Biology:Healthcare
100% SPOTStain Present On Threads Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
100% SPOT (2)Super Precious Owners Toy Jan Morgan -- different views of animal
Names:Pet Names
100% SPOT (3)Stupid Pet Obstructs Traversing Jan Morgan -- A driver's view of animal -- can't even get into the driveway before he tries to greet you
Transport
Names:Pet Names
100% SPOT (4)Stupid Pet Of Throng Jan Morgan -- different views of animal
Names:Pet Names
100% SPOT (5)Special Pet Of Throng Jan Morgan -- different views of animal
Names:Pet Names
100% SPOT (6)Stuck Pet Of Throng Jan Morgan and Randall Morgan -- dog gets stuck under bed
Names:Pet Names
100% SPOT (7)Spineless Pet, Oblivious Tactics Jan Morgan -- different views of animal
Names:Pet Names
100% SPOT (8)Surprisingly Pounces Outta Truck Jan Morgan & Randall Morgan -- Dog can't figure out he is supposed to stay seated when the truck is in motion
Names:Pet Names
100% SPOUSESomeone Pretending One Understands Someone Else Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% SPOYLTSeveral Presents Offered - You Lucky Thing! Angela Brett, on sending Tony and his family some Christmas presents.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% SPREADSlimline Products Reflect Everyone's Avoirdupois Desires Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
94% SPREADING GOD'S WORDSome People Relish 'Educating' Anyone Distantly Interested (or Not.) Goodness Gracious, One Daren't Slacken With One's Religious Duties. Angela Brett
Religion
100% SPRINGSee Plants Resplendant In New Greenery Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Seasons
100% SPRING (2)Several Plants Rising In New Growth Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
100% SPRINGERSome People Revel In Nasty, Grossly Entangled, Relationships Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
100% SPRINGER (2)Self-Publicists Riled, Invariably Nauseous, Generally Elevate Ratings Eric Bridgstock and Tony McCoy O'Grady,
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
100% SPRINGER (3)Stunt-People Readily Instigate Nasty Grapples (Evidently Real) Angela Brett, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
100% SPRINGER (4)Should People Resolve Issues? No, Get Even! Retaliate! Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
89% SPRINGER (5)Staged Punch-ups Regarded Inevitable, Never Get Elegant Result Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
91% SPRING LAMBServe People Rosemary In Neat Garnish, Leave A Mint-sauce Boat Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink

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