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100% SCATTERBRAINSomeone Chasing After The Thought Eroding Rapidly Because Reason Always Investigates Nuances Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Insults
100% SCENARIO ANALYSISSomebody Can Excessively Notate A Really Insignificant Occurrence, Adding Not A Lot You'd Say Is Sensible. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
86% SCENICSee Countryside En-route, Nestled Inside Coach Angela Brett
Transport
100% SCEPTICAL MANSculley Created Essential Peruser, The Ideal Computer-Aided Learner Multiply Analyses Notions. Angela Brett, because in his book, 'Odyssey: Pepsi to Apple,' John Sculley says that the ideal reader is Sceptical Man... and that, 'Sceptical Man does not take ideas on faith; he uses a multiplicity of information to compare and contrast. The computer makes such information available easily and in great quantity.'
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
100% SCHEDULESome Classes Hard, Each Day Undertaking Lessons Earnestly Robert Anonymous
Time
Education
100% SCHISANDRASupposedly Can Help Irritable Stomachs And Nervous Digestions - Reliably Affective Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
88% SCHITSOSchool of Community Health Information Technology Subgroup Operative. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
100% SCHNOZSleeping, Causes Horrible Noise - Onomatopoeically 'Zizz' Angela Brett ('schnoz' being slang for nose)
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% SCHOLARSHIPStudent Can Have Own Loot After Receipt - Someone Has Instituted Prizefund Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
86% SCHOOLSocial Club Helping Orphans Organise Love-ins Rico Leffanta
Education
Places:Buildings
100% SCHOOL (2)Some, "Cruel Hatred Object." Others Love. Jeff Anonymous
Education
Places:Buildings
100% SCHROEDINGER'S CATSome Can't Handle Rebus Of Existence - Does Item Not Genuinely Exist Regardless - Sightless Condition Affects Test. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
100% SCHUBERTSusan's Classical Hero Uniquely Begot Elegant & Remarkable Trios TMcCO'G - Professor Susan Tomes has recorded many (if not all) of Schubert's Piano Trios
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% SCHUMANNShall Choral Harmonies Unite Man And Nature? Never! Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Artists
88% SCHWEPPES APPLESweetened, Carbonated H2O With Effervescent Properties. Particularly Enjoyable Smell - Aroma Passes to People Like an Explosion. Angela Brett, describing one of her favourite soft drinks... as soon as the bottle is opened, everyone within a 2 metre radius is hit with the delicious smell of it.
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% SCIENTIFIC METHODSome Creationists Insist Even Now That Investigating Fossils Is Chicanery/Conspiracy. Ministers Explain The Heresy Of Dinosaurs. Angela Brett
Science
Religion
100% SCIENTISTSSome Canny Inventors Experiment - Nothing That's Interesting 'Scapes Their Scrutiny Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% SCINTILLATESparkle (Coruscate Is 'Nother Term) Issuing Lustrous Light - Also, Talk Entertainingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
100% SCIONSomeone Classic In Origin, Now Robert Anonymous
People & Relationships:Family
100% SCISSORSSnips Cardboard In Seconds - Slashing Others Requires Sharpening. Angela Brett
Household Objects
75% SCOSuing for Copyright Ownership SCO has launched copyright infringement suits against IBM and has threatened to sue Linux users as well.
Commerce:Companies
Computers:Linux
100% SCOFFScornfully Criticise Others For Fun Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% SCOLDSomething Charming Old Ladies Do Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
100% SCONEStale Clump Of Non-Edibility Angela Brett, when Steve tried to find some food at the UNIVERSITY cafeteria and found that the only vaguely edible thing they had was some stale scones.
Food & Drink
100% SCOOTERSmall Chariot Occasionally On The Easy Road Rico Leffanta
Transport
83% SCOPESnappy Control Of Playing with English Tony McCoy O'Grady, pointing out that LONG WORDs give one more scope.
Words & Wordplay
100% SCORPIOStarsigns Can Offer Readers Personally Itemised Offal. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
100% SCORPIO (2)Self Control Or Raging Person Is Original Jan Morgan -- has self control but can go off deep end if provoked (original = independent)
Religion:Astrology
100% SCORRIERSnuffling Canine - Often Revolting - Rootles In Embarrassing Regions Tony McCoy O'Grady (Scorrier is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A small hunting dog trained to snuffle amongst your private parts.')
Science:Biology:Animals
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
89% SCOTLANDSource (of) Constant Overindulgence That Leaves Alcoholics Near Death Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SCOTLAND (2)Sampled Communities On Top Lush Area, Nice Destination Jan Morgan
Places:Countries
100% SCOTTSecure Competent One Teaching Truth Jan Morgan -- middle name of someone I know
Names:First names:Male
100% SCOTT (2)Sensitive Caring One, Tactfully Truthful Jan Morgan -- middle name of someone I know
Names:First names:Male
100% SCOTT (3)Successful Company Owner Tackles Trade Jan Morgan -- someone I know
Names:First names:Male
83% SCOUTService Counts (for) Observant Unusual Teen Jan Morgan - Boy or Girl most learn how to be service oriented and helpful
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
100% SCOUT (2)Scout Can Obtain Umpteen Trades Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
100% SCRABBLESpellings Can Roam Across Board, But Look Erratic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Games
100% SCRAM!Simply Communicated: Run A Mile! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
100% SCRAM! (2)Seeking Complete - Rest - Alone - Minute! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
0% SCRAMBLED*Submission Confused. Erroneous Logic. Rules Manifestly Broken. Apronym Disallowed! Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay
100% SCRAMOGESmall Cut Received After Mishap On Gummed Envelope Tony McCoy O'Grady (Scramoge is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'To cut oneself whilst licking envelopes.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% SCREAMSuch Comic Responses Elicit Another Moan Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% SCREENSomewhat Coarse, Rarely Eaten. Explains Nausea. Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
80% SCREGGANSmall Criss-crossed Region Erroneously Generated - Generally After New-year Tony McCoy O'Grady (Screggan is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The crossed-out bit caused by people putting the wrong year on their cheques all through January.')
Commerce
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% SCREWEDSometimes Cannot Reasonably Escape Wedding Expedite Divorce Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% SCREWED UPScribblings Contained Recognised Errors - Writer Evidently Ditched Unamended Paper Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
100% SCRIPShoddy Controls Ruin Internet Provider Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to HALT.
Commerce
100% SCROTUMSac Containing Reproductive Orbs, Tucked Underneath Manhood. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% SCRUFFYSeems Comb's Regularly Unemployed For Feckless Youth TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% SCSI CHAINScanner Connection Sans Instructions Can Halt Angela's Imaging Nascency. Angela Brett, when she couldn't get her scanner to work, due largely to the fact that it came with no instructions whatsoever regarding the setting up of a SCSI chain. Poor Angela actually had to resort to looking at her Mac's manual, and Mac users don't need manuals! See SCANNER
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% SCUBASuffocation Can Usually Be Avoided. Angela Brett (SCUBA actually stands for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Sports & Recreation
100% SCUBA (2)Seawater Can't Usually Be Aspirated Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Sports & Recreation
100% SCUMSurface Contains Unattractive Muck Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% SEANSoy Enamorado A Novio Robert Anonymous. Written in Spanish. Translation: I'm enamored by (my) boyfriend. (Its hard to express what i wanted to express with SEAN in English. The expansion is almost grammatically correct, there should be a posessive adjective before Novio.)
Names:First names:Male
100% SEARCHSeek Every Available Resource Checking Hits Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
Communication
100% SEARCH FOR ACRONYMSSeeking Expansions? All Right, Come Here For Our Respected - And Cherished - Resource. Oh, Notify Your Mates Speedily Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying 'We need newcomers to spread the word! :-)' [Note from Angela: You can search for acronyms at http://acronyms.co.nz, or in the stack by clicking on a word in the expansion or credit, or option-clicking a word in the acronym list]
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% SEARCH HELPStrongly Endorsed... A Reading Can (Hopefully) Help Explain Location Parameters. Angela Brett, referring to the Search Help page at http://acronyms.co.nz/searchhelp.html
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
100% SEARCH WARRANTSince Everyone Assumes Real Criminal's Here, We Are Raiding Rooms And Not Tidying. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% SEARSStock Everything Americans Regard Saleable Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Companies
100% SEASONSummer Example: Ante September October November Eric Bridgstock
Time:Seasons
100% SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDERSometimes Eating Another Slice Of Nourishment At Lunch Affects Feelings. For Each Christmas Time It's Very Evident Diagnosis Is Simply One Real Disorder, Eased Rarely Sean Lamb
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
Time:Seasons
88% SEAWOLFSome Engineers Are Working On Linux Full-time Sean Lamb (Seawolf was the code name for RedHat Linux 7.1)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
100% SEBASTIANStorm Engulfs Brother And Sister, This Introduces Arranged Nuptials Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Twelfth Night
100% SECSerial Event Constant Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
100% SEC (2)Short, Extremely/Evidently/Emotionally Convenient/Confining! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
100% SECONDARYSome Educators Can Open New Doors - Amazing Resentful Youths Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
100% SECOND CLASSSuccess Equates Class Of Natural Demands, Choosing Lessons At Some Schools Jan Morgan -- Rank in Boy Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
100% SECONDSShe Enjoys Climaxes; One Never Does Satisfy Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SECOND TO NONESupreme! Every Competitor Overwhelmed. Nobody Dares To Oppose - No Other Need Enter Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
82% SECRETARYSeduces Executives, Can't Resist Enjoying Torrid Affair in Response to Yearning. Angela Brett. (Tony responded that they're not all called Monica, you know!)
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% SECURITYSafe Existence Creates Uniquely Relaxed, Incredibly Tractable You Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% SECURITY (2)Safe Evolvement Causes Us, Relaxed In Trusting Yield Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% SECURITY MANAGERSeeking Errant Criminals Usually Risks Injury To Yourself - Make A New Assistant Get Endangered Recklessly Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% SEEDSomething Emerges, Expands, Develops Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
100% SEEINGSeeing: Eye Electromagnetically Inputs / Navigates Grasps Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology
100% SEEING IS BELIEVINGSuch Eye Enthusiasm Is Not Good - It Sometimes Blinds! Evidence Lies In Everything, Visibility Is Not Guaranteed. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
100% SEEING IS BELIEVING (2)Such Eye Enthusiasm Is Not Good - It Sometimes Blinds! Eyes 'Lie' (Illusions Etc.) Vision Is No Guarantee. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
100% SEEKSearch Everywhere, Eyeing Keenly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
100% SEE YOU SOONSeems Everyone's Exiting, Yet Only Us Stay, Outlining Our Nexttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
100% SEGASystem Emulating Gaming Arcade Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Games
100% SEGWAYSScooters Employing Gyroscopes Will Assure Your Stability Angela Brett
Transport
100% SEINFELDSilly Eejit Is Not Funny, Even Looks Dorky Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% SELA WARDSeeks Exciting Love Affair With A Romantic Director Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% SELENESilently Escapes Lunar Energy Nurturing Earth Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
100% SELENIUMSometimes Ends Life, Evidently. Nasty In Unpleasant Mixtures. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% SELF HARMSomebody Evidently Looking For Hugs - A Real Masochist. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
100% SELFISHShe Enjoys Living For Images Showing Herself Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% SELF REFERENTIALSome Entries Lack Fully Relevant Expansions (Found Example? Rethink... Expect Now That It's A Lie.) Angela Brett (see if you can work out whether this apronym is self-referential. Don't forget to eat.)
Words & Wordplay
100% SELL!Secure Employment! Live Luxe! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
100% SELL CARSSpec! Exhibit! Log Luxe Cars: Audi, Rolls, Simca! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Transport
Commerce
92% SELMA BOUVIERSmokes Endlessly, Loves Marriage - Although Bob Objected! Unfailingly Views Incoming Eligible-males Romantically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% SEMENSpermfilled Emission Men Ejaculate Naughtily Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% SEMINARYScriptures Examined, Massive Investigations, Necessary Analysis Researched Yearly Jan Morgan
Religion
100% SENATESelected 'Elders' Nobody Actually Thinks Estimable. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
81% SEND ME AN EMAILSadly, Email is Now Dependent on Myself Expectantly Asking for New Electronic Messages. Alas, I'm Lonely! Angela Brett, when it seemed that none of her friends was emailing her.
Computers:Internet
88% SENEGALSavannah - Ex-colonial Nation - Exports Groundnuts And Lime. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SENILESeventy... Eighty... Ninety... Is Life Endless? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
100% SENILE (2)Seventy... Eighty... Ninety... I'm Lacking Exactness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
100% SENIORSpelling Easily Now Is Often Rong Rico Leffanta
Time:Age
100% SENNA LEAFSh*t Erupts Near Nasty Asshole, Laxative Effects Are Famous Tony, when Senna Leaf was mentioned as one of ORGANIC HERB's products. I don't know if Senna Leaf has similar properties to Senna Pod, and I can't be arsed finding out.
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
100% SENSE OF ITSuitable Expansions Need Suitable Expressions Offered For Interesting Tony Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela challenged him to make SENSE OF IT and he said that "SENSE OF IT" doesn't make any sense of its own, so he'd play around with it.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% SENSE OF STYLESeems Everyone Nearby Suffers Erection. One Fellow Says That You Look Erotic! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
90% SEPTEMBERSummer's Expiring, Parents To Expect Much Bookbuying (as) Education Restarts. Tony McCoy O'Grady, who lives in the northern hemisphere.
Time:Months
100% SEPTEMBER (2)Summer's End Prompts Timepieces Emendment - Must Become Early Riser Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Months
100% SEQUENCESome Expect Quite Unremarkable Ending - Numbers Converging Evenly. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
100% SEQUENCE (2)Sometimes Especially Queer Unruly Entity Named Chaos Emerges. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
100% SERGEANTStripes Earned Recently Generate Envy Amongst Non-Talented Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
100% SESAMEScattered Extremely Sparsely At McDonalds' Eateries TMcCO'G, referring to the "sesame bun" one gets in McDonalds!
Food & Drink
100% SETISpread Ears Toward Infinity Angela Brett (SETI usually stands for the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
100% SETI (2)Some Expect Tiny Irishmen Angela Brett, referring to 'little green men' (see SETI)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
100% SETI (3)Spacemen Everywhere Tune In Angela Brett (see SETI)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
100% SETI (4)Sentience: Earthbound? The Investigation Angela Brett (see SETI)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
100% SETI (5)Seek E. T's Integers Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SETI)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Astronomy
100% SETI AT HOMESupercomputers Everywhere Try Isolating Alien Technology's Hallmark - Obfuscated Mathematical Equations? Angela Brett
Computers
Science:Astronomy
100% SETI AT HOME (2)Sift, Eventually, Total 'Interference' Among The Heavens Over Mother Earth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
100% SETUPSomething Easy To Understand, Please! Angela Brett
Computers
100% SEWERSomewhere Everyone's Waste Eventually Reaches Sean Lamb
Assorted Nouns
Places:Waterways
100% SEXSomething Else Xtraordinary Steve Keate, after being asked what comes after INFATUATION.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SEX (2)Sensual/ Emotional Xploration Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SEX (3)Seriously Erogenous Xanadu Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SEX (4)Sometimes Evildoers Xploit Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
93% SEX AND THE CITYSingles Enjoy X-perimenting And Navigating Drama. They Have "Encounters" Casually In The 'York Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:TV shows
86% SEXISMSuggesting Excess X-chromosomes Is Somehow Meaningful Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
75% SEXISTSlagging Extra X-gene Implies Superiority of Testoserone? Angela Brett, after Tony came up with FEMININE
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
75% SEXIST (2)Surgery Ending X-rated-fun Is Sore Therapy Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SEYCHELLESSome European Yobs Came Here, Enslaved Locals. Locals Eventually Seceded. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% SEYMOUR SKINNERSeems Everytime Your Mother's Obviously Unduly Resentful, Something Kicks Inside. Nobody Needs Endure Resentments! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
83% SHACKShabby Hovel - Almost Completely Knocked-down Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
100% SHADOWSSilhouettes Haunting Anything Detailed Outdoors When Sunny Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
100% SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLLSomeone's Hungry, And Knows Exactly Required Aliments. Thickshake, Then Long Edible (And Newly Dead) Reptile On Little Loaf. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
92% SHAKESPEAREStudying History And King (of) England Should Prove, Educationally, A Rewarding Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays
Art & Literature:Writers
100% SHALESlipping Has A Lovely Ending Rico Leffanta
Household Objects
100% SHALLOWStudent Had A Lusty Life Of Wonder Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
100% SHAMELESSShe Has All Men Expecting Love Everytime She Smiles Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% SHAMPOOStops Hair Acquiring Mange. Pour Over Oneself. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
100% SHANEStrange Hero Attempts New Existence TMcCO'G referring to a classic Western, called "Shane"
Names:First names:Male
Entertainment:Movies
100% SHAPESolidity Has A Physical Embodiment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
82% SHAREWARESoftware Having A Requirement of Expenditure Worth Access to Restricted Elements Angela Brett/Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
100% SHAREWARE (2)Some Hardworking Authors Rightly Earned Whatever Amount Registration Entails. Angela Brett
Computers
100% SHARKSwimming Hazard - A Real Killer TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Animals
100% SHARONShe Has A Reputation Of Naughtiness! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
100% SHARON (2)Seems Hyphens Are Really (Occasionally) Necessary Hyphen McCoy O'Grady (presumably protesting about the purity tester on the acronym submission form's sensitivity to hyphens.)
Names:First names:Female
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% SHARON TATESkelter, Helter Atrocity, Repulsive. On News Telling August's Terrible Event Jan Morgan - the Tate-La Bianca murders that Charles Manson orchestrated (the song 'Helter Skelter' by The Beatles was written in blood on the walls)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% SHARPSomething Honed And/or Remarkably Pointed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives

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