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100% EPICENTERExpanding Peacefully Into Community, Engaging Neighbours To Enrich Religiouslife Tony
Religion:Men's Ministry
100% EPIMEDIUMEnhances Potency In Males - Extends 'Duration' In Underperforming Men Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
100% EPIPHANYExternal Presentation - It Possibly Happened Around New Year Tony McCoy O'Grady - The Christian celebration of "The Epiphany" recalls the visit of 'The Magi' to the new-born Saviour - His first presentaiton to non-Jewish people, it is celebrated on January 6th
Religion
Time:Special Occasions
88% EPISODEExcitement Promised In Serialised Offerings of Dangerous Escapades Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
100% EPISTLEEveryday Post Is Slow! This Letter's Electronic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
80% EPISTLESEloquent Presentations of Intellect Stylishly Translated into Letters - Email Sent! Angela Brett
Communication
100% EPONAEquestrians Plopped On Nags Abnegate Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
90% EPSOM SALTEver Painfully Shat? Open Mouth, Stick-in A Laxative Tablet. Jeff Anonymous
Science:Chemistry
Drugs
100% EPSOM SALT (2)Extremities Painful? Soaking Of Members Slowly Allays Lingering Tension Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
Drugs
100% EPSOM SALT (3)Everyone Please Stay Off My Salted, Aching, Little Toe Charlie
Drugs
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% EPSONEvil Printer Supplier Overcharges Needlessly Jeff Anonymous (in reference to Epson's practice of gouging on inkjet cartridges)
Commerce:Companies
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% EQUALEnigmatic Question Upsetting Answers Levelled Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
94% EQUATORIAL GUINEAEvidently Quite Usual African Tribes Operate Republic In A Largely Genuinely Unspoiled Independent Nation (in) Equatorial Africa. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% EQUESTRIANEven Queen - Uh - Elizabeth Strives To Ride Irascible Anne's Nags Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
100% EQUESTRIAN (2)Evidently, Queers Understand Equines Superbly... They're Riding In Australia Now. Angela Brett, because it seems that most members of the New Zealand equestrian team in the Sydney olympics are homosexual.
Sports & Recreation
100% EQUIVOCALEmpirical Queen Uttering Indecent Virginal Orchestrations Climaxing Amoral Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% ERASEvents Rise And Shine Rico Leffanta
Time
75% ERBIUMEmployed in Reactor Bits. It's Uses (are) Marginal. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% ERICExact Retribution In Coinage Tony McCoy O'Grady (Crossworders will know that an 'eric' was a fine payable by a murderer to the family of the victim)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% ERIC (2)Expansions Result In Chuckles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
100% ERIC (3)Eats Ripple Ice-Cream Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
100% ERICAExpects Romance Is Coming Afterward Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
100% ERIEErie Railroad Is Extinct Sean Lamb (the Erie Railroad, chartered in 1832, ran between New York City and Buffalo (on Lake Erie) until it was merged into the Erie Lackawanna in the 1950s and later Conrail, which has now been split between CSX and Norfolk Southern)
Transport:Trains
100% ERIKEnchanting Rich Individual's Karma Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% ERISEarthlings Relish Interrupted Seasons! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
88% ERITREAEthiopia Relinquinshed It, This Republic (of) East Africa. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% ERNEST HEMINGWAYEspousing Rugged Nature (Eventually Suicided Though) He Epitomised Manliness In Novelists, Generally Wrote About Yanks Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
100% ERNIEEverybody Regularly Needs Income Enhancement Tony McCoy O'Grady. - ERNIE is the name of the computer which picks (picked?) winning Prize Bonds in the UK. it stood for Electronic Random Number Indicator Equipment
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Money
100% EROGENOUS ZONESEasement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
89% ERRANTRYEssentially Romantic Roaming (for) Adventures, New Things Reward You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% !ERROR! ?MESSAGE?Evaluation Required! Read Old Recondite Manuals! Exhaust Sentience Spirit! !Apathy! !Generally! !Ensues! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Computers
94% ERROR POINTER-OUTEREver Resourceful Resource Organiser Rapidly Points Out (In Nit-pickingness & Tediousness) Errors. Remote Oldie Unfailing Types Errors Repetitively Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela pointed out he'd missed out a word in his HEARTBURN expansion.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% ERUDITEExtensive Reading Usually Develops Intellectual Talent Effectively. Roger Williams
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% ESACEnd Statement After 'Case' Angela Brett -- in a bash script, to end a case block you use 'esac', to end an 'if' you use 'fi' and to end a 'do' you use... 'done'. Nobody ever called bash intuitive. ;^)
Computers:Programming
100% ESCAPEExtreme Situations Catapult Anxious Permanent Exits Ian Rywalt (I've contributed a couple of other apronyms a long time ago). The first two letters were easy to imagine, the rest was sculpted from the dictionary and thesaurus, with an intent to force a suitable exit strategy. The apronym could alternatively be written as "Extreme Situation Catapults Anxious Permanent Exit", but I like the plural form better.
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% ESCAPISMEveryone Should Create A Paradise Inside Stultified Mind TMcCO'G
People & Relationships
100% ESCARGOTEscaping Snail Craps And Regurgitates Garlic On Throat Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
89% ESCARGOT (2)Eww! Snails! Carry Away Right-now! Gimme Other Things! Jeff Anonymous
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
100% ESCHEREscher Sketches Cunningly Harness Expressive Recursion omnicronos (Note the deliberate recursion :-)
Names:Famous people
Art & Literature
100% ESCOFFIEREspecially Successful Chef Offered French Food In European Restaurants Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% ESOPHAGUSExhaust So Offal Passes Heart And Goes Under Scrotum Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
86% ESPEONEvidently Some Pokemon's Evolved, Or Newly-reincarnated TMcCO'G
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% ESPNEighty Seminole Points - Nil. Angela Brett, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We have a game coming up with our rival school, the Florida Gators. We are the Florida State Seminoles. and we want an Acronym for ESPN with something clever about us winning. If anyone could help that would be great.
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
100% ESPN (2)Extraordinary Sports People, Natives Angela Brett, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We have a game coming up with our rival school, the Florida Gators. We are the Florida State Seminoles. and we want an Acronym for ESPN with something clever about us winning. If anyone could help that would be great.
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
80% ESPN (3)Every Schools' Playing-field Nemesis Tony (see ESPN)
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
100% ESPN (4)Energetic Sports Played Nastily Tony (see ESPN)
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
100% ESPN (5)Expect Some Personal Naughtiness Tony (see ESPN)
Sports & Recreation:Florida State Seminoles
100% ESSEXEnglish Slags Selling Erotic 'Xperiences TMcCO'G - "Essex Girl" is a wellknown expression in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% ESS-OH-ESSEncoded Scream Starts Off Harbourmaster's/Hero's Emergency Safety Strategy Angela Brett (see DOTDOTDOTDASHDASHDASHDOTDOTDOT)
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% ESTHEREvidently She Treated Her Existence Religiously Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
97% ESTIMATING AND COMPARING CAPACITYEssential Skill Today Is Measuring Approximately - That Is, Nearest-Guess About Next Drink's Content Of Methanol-like Poison. Alcoholics Reason, 'If New Glass Contains A Paltry Amount, Cheers, I'll Take Yours.' Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% ESTIMATIONExperience Sole Teacher In Murky Art, There Is Often None. Angela Brett, after somebody at work said that estimation is a black art and the only way you can get better at it is with experience.
Assorted Nouns
100% ESTONIAEventually Soviets Thrown Out, National Independence Attained. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% ET CETERAEchoing Thoughts Create Endless, Termless Expressions, Repeating Aimlessly Melanie Merswolke
Main
100% ETERNALEverlasting Truth, Eternally Right, Nuptials Always Lasting Jan Morgan
Time
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% ETHIOPIAEnduring The Heat Is Onerous, Poverty Is Apparent. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% ETHNICITYEven Though Human Nature's In Common, Ideologies Throw You Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% EUCLID'E's Unclear... Can Lines Intersect Dually? Angela Brett, because Euclid's first postulate saying that a straight line can be drawn from any point to any point does not explicitly say that the line is unique.
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% EUDORAEmail Utility Demonstrates Over Reaching Achievement Gavin Lambert, who really likes it - most of the time!
Computers:Internet
100% EUDORA (2)Eponym's Unpronounceable. Dummies Only Rarely Accurate. Sean Lamb (who has heard too many users say "Endora" when they really mean "Eudora")
Computers:Internet
100% EUGENEExemplary Unique Gentleman, Encourages Negotiations Energetically Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% EULAExtremely Unappealing License Agreement EULA = End User License Agreement (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
100% EUNUCHEugenics Urges Neuter Up Choral Heights Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
Entertainment:Music
100% EUREKA!Epiphanic Understanding Reached - Exclaim Knowledge Aloud! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
100% EUROPEEncompasses Unique Regions, Own Purposes Emphasized Jan Morgan
Places
100% EUROPEAN SPACE AGENCYExalted University Researchers Orgainsed Project Emulating American (NASA) Space Programme - Albeit Cannot Expend Asmuch Gelt Each New Calendar Year Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
89% EUROPIUMEvidently Ultra Reactive - Oxide's Phosphoresence Is Used (for) Magenta. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% EUTOCIUSEssentially Updated The Others' Calculations - Inscribed Unoriginal Summaries. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% EVA GABOREternal Virgin Always Going Around Breasting Other Romantics Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% EVANGELISTExpounds (Vehemently) A New Gospel, Explaining Life In Sacred Terms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
100% EVANGELIST (2)Evil Villains, Admit Now: God Eternal Loves Incinerating Sinning Traitors/Terrorists/Trekkies/Tombrobbers/Townsfolk/Turtlepoachers/Thieves Jeff Anonymous, adding: something a mad Johnathan Edwards-like evangelist might say
Religion:Religious Occupations
96% EVERY ACRONYM UNDER THE SUNEach Vocabulary Entry Reaches Your Acronymiser's Creative Resources. Only Not-Yet-Mastered, Uncommon Nouns Don't Expand Readily. The Hardest Expansions Sometimes Use Non-words. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% EVERY GIRL IN JERSEYEven Virgins Envisage Raw Young Girls In Routine Life In New Jersey Enjoying Rough Sex Every Year Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGEEvery Victorious Effort Reveals Your Worth! One Really Difficult Interpretation Names Thee Hero! Eventually Even Nonsensical Gibberish Leaves Insiders Shouting "Hurray!" Lastly, Acronym Neurosis Grows Unchecked, Aggravating General Excitability Patricia Rix
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE (2)Extremely Valiant Effort - Regularly You Work On Reliable Dictionary; Incredibly, No Thesaurus Has Every Existing Nuance! Go Looking In Sundry Hackneyed Lexicons And Now Generate Universal Acronyms & Great Expansions Tony McCoy O'Grady and Patricia Rix
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% EVIDENCEEvidence Vindicates Indictment. Defenders Explain Nothing 'Cept Embarrassment. Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% EVIL DEAD THREEExtremely Vapid, Incredibly Ludicrous, Decidedly Eccentric, Absurd, Deriding-Type Horror's Really Easily Enjoyed Inev
Entertainment:Movies
92% EVIL LAUGHTEREvidence of Vile Intent. Laughing Like An Unpopular Gangster Has Terrible Eerie Results Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
94% EVIL TWIN BROTHEREntirely Vile Intel-Loving Twit With Innovators' Name - Beige Remains On Top in His Evil Realm. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, thinking of Dustan's gatanist friend Steve and wondering how he could share a name with Jobs and Wozniak, then deciding perhaps he is COMMISSIONER STEVE's evil twin brother.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
100% EVOLUTIONEvery Viable Organism Lives Under The Influence Of Nature Angela Brett, who isn't sure just how much sense this one makes but it flows well.
Science:Biology
100% EVOLVEDEvolving View On Life Verily Excited Darwin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
100% EXAMPLEEdifying Xplanation Always Makes People Learn Earlier Patricia Rix
Education
100% EXAMSEvery "X" Attenuates My Score. Timothy Chambers
Education
100% EXCALIBUREminent Xemplary Claymore, Arthur Lifted It, But Ultimately Returned Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% EXCEPT THAT ONE!Explicit Xclusion Communicated Excitedly: Pressing That Toggle Has Adverse Thrust. One Never Engages! Gavin Lambert, when Angela reminded him to expand anything in capitals -- his email signature is 'Press any key - EXCEPT THAT ONE!!!'
Computers
90% EXECUTIVE ASSISTANTSEverybody Xpects Executives Cannot Understand Things. It's Very Egregious And Secretaries Serve (as) Innocent Scapegoats, Taking All Nonsense (in) Their Stride Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% EXERCISEEnergetic Xertions Erase Rounded Curves, Instead Substituting Emaciation Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
0% EXODUS*Eventual eXit Of Descendants Out (of) Slavery Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
82% EXPANSIONExposures to X-rays Probably Are Not Safe, If Occasionally Necessary Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Science:Biology
100% EXPENSE CONTROLEver Xpanding Purchasing Ensures No Savings Exist. Can One Not Try Regulating Outgoing Lolly? TMcCO'G
Commerce
100% EXPENSE MANAGEMENTEvery Xebec Put Elsewhere Needs Some Explicit Meaning And Necessity. Accountants Gain Extra Money Eliminating Needless Tarriffs. Angela Brett
Commerce
88% EXPLODEExcessive X-particle Production? Lots Of Dust Everywhere! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
94% EXPLODE AND RELEASEExcessive X-particle Production? Lots Of Dust Everywhere After Nuclear Detonation. Resultant Energies Leave Each Area Sterile Evermore Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% EXPOSEExtricates Xerox PARC's Overlapping Screen Elements Paul Marshall (an allusion to the MacOSX 10.3 feature)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
100% EXPULSIONExcited Xenophobic Pressures Usually Lead Surreptitious Illegal Overstayers Nowhere Leo Boyes
People & Relationships
100% EYEEspy Your Enemies Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
83% EYRIEElevated Yet Remote, Inhabitation (of) Eagles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
100% EYRYEagle Young's Restroom Yesterday Rico Leffanta
Places
100% EZEKIELExtremely Zealous Ecstatic Keenly Inveighs Exile Loudly. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
100% EZRAExiled Zion Returns Again Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books

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