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100% ELEVATOREntire Levitation Etymology Varies According To Origin's Requirements Gavin Lambert (referring to how a different name is used for the same thing in other parts of the world)
Science:Linguistics
Places:Buildings
100% ELFEnergetic Little Fellow Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
0% EL GOONISH SHIVEEveryday Lives Generated On Occasion? Not In Shive's Half-Serious Humor-Intensive Version of Earth. Inev; El Goonish Shive ©2004 Dan Shive (see http://elgoonishshive.com/)
Entertainment
100% ELIAEloquent Lamb Is Anonymous Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
0% ELITE FORCEEmergency Light Infantry - They Eliminate Foes Or Round-up Criminal Elements Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% ELIZABETHEvidently Linux Is Zenithal - All Boxes Exhibit Technical Homeostasis. Angela Brett, referring to her sister, who likes Linux.
Names:First names:Female
0% ELIZABETH (2)Eloquent, Live, Intelligent, Zesty... A Bit Excitable Though, Hehehe. :) wishes and Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
0% ELIZABETH (3)Eager Lass Ignites Zeal Activating Best Efforts To Heaven Jan Morgan -- someone I know
Names:First names:Female
100% ELKEmerges Large Kin Jan Morgan -- a kin to DEER
Science:Biology:Animals
100% ELKANAHEverybody Likes Kinship And New Activities Here David Brydon, referring to the Elkanah school of music ministry - see http://www.elkitesonline.homestead.com.
Entertainment:Music
100% ELLIEExciting Lass Loves Impressive Efforts Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
100% ELMOExcitable Little Monster Overachieves Jan Morgan - Sesame Street (red) monster
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% ELRONDEgotistical Lad Rapist Of Naughty Dwarfs Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
0% ELROND (2)Elegant Lazy Ruler Of Nostalgic Demigods Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
0% ELROND (3)Elven Lord Raised One Noble Daughter Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
0% EL SALVADORExceedingly Lawless - Spain Acceded Liberation, Vicious Activities Destroyed Ollie & Regan. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
0% ELVIS PRESLEYEternally "Las Vegas" In Showmanship, Performed/ Recorded Enduring Songs - Lives Eternally, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
0% ELVIS PRESLEY (2)Entertainer's Lovely Voice Is Stilled, Perhaps Recalling Extra Sexy Legmovements Entertains You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% EMACEven More Acceptable Contribution TMcCO'G - upon reading APPLE (6)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% EMACSEducational Machinery And Classroom Software Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% E-MAILEmitting Messages Along Internet "Lines" Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
100% EMAILEmbarassingly, My Account Is Lacking Gavin Lambert, when his email address changed
Computers:Internet
0% E-MAIL (2)Electronic Memos Are In Line Jan Morgan
Computers:Internet
0% EMAIL (2)Early Mail At an Impossible Light Jonathan Allard
Computers:Internet
0% EMAIL ADDRESSESEach Man's 'At' Is Like A Direct Delivery Route - Envelopes, Stamps, Streets Electronically Superseded Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
0% EMAIL ADDRESSES (2)Excessive Millions Are Immediately Live After Doing Domain Registration - Eighty Similar Spams Every Second. Angela Brett - if you buy a domain name you can have every conceivable username @ that domain go to you, but spammers might send the same spam to many of the addresses hoping they're for separate people.
Computers:Internet
100% EMERALDEnduring Marriage Exhibiting Reliable And Lasting Devotion Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the emerald (55th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% EMERSONEnjoy Massachusetts Education Regarding Science Of Notification Angela Brett (according to http://www.emerson.edu/ Emerson College is the USA's only four-year college devoted exclusively to the study of communication and performing arts)
Education
Communication
100% EMILIAEvil Males' Intriguing Loathed In Abundance Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Othello
0% EMILIA (2)Every Man Is Lost In Admiration Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
100% EMILYExceptional Maid Is Lusciously Youthful Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
100% EMINEMEmulates Macho Insubordination, Nearly Eradicating Music Kenny Roy
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% EMMYExcellence Makes Me Yours Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
100% EMOTICONEverybody Munching One Turns Irreversibly Cute, Often Nauseating Patricia Rix
Computers:Do Not Eat
0% EMOTICON (2)Eyes, Mouth Or Teeth - It's Copied Over Network Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
0% EMOTICON (3)Ever More Obtuse - These Indicators Convey Overt Nonseriousness Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: .....there are emoticons for emotions I've neither heard of, nor experienced! %^&/>
Computers:Internet
0% EMOTICON (4)Expression Motifs On The Incline... Caret's Often Nose. :^D Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
0% EMOTICON (5)Electronic Mail's Oft-Typed Indicator Conveying One's Nuances Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
100% EMOTICONSEach Message On The Internet Contains Our Nonsensical Shapes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
100% EMPATHYEvery Man - Perceive Another's Thoughts. Hear Yourself? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
0% EMPLOY ANGELA!Enthusiasm Means Productivity; Lots Of Yield And No Grumbling, Except Limited Ambulation. Angela Brett, whose resumé is at http://acronyms.co.nz/resume
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% EMPLOYEEExpecting Much Pay Leaves One Youth Especially Energized! Angela Brett, soon after finding out she'd got a job with SOEIDENTAL
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
0% EMPLOYEE (2)Everyone Marked "Personnel" Listed On Your "Employer's Expenses" Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% EMPLOYERSEvil Mice Pee Lastingly On Your Ears, Rodent Swine! Jeff Anonymous, referring to the attitude of some people against their employers. Salvaged from a failed mega-acronym.
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% EMPLOYMENTExpenses Much Padded? Look Out - Your Monthly Emolument Needs Tackling Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% EMPOWEREnthusiasm & Motivation, Plan, Organize, Work, Evaluate, Refine. Rico Leffanta, as a 'modernisation' of POWER.
People & Relationships:Advice
0% EMPTY TALKEncompasses Meaningless Politician Talk and Yakking To Another Likeminded Kretin. Angela Brett
Politics
Communication:Talking
100% EMULSIONEach Meal Using Liquid Suspension Isn't Overly Nutritious Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
0% EMULSION (2)Evening Meal's Unusually Luscious - Stir It Often, Naturally Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance EMULSION
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
100% ENABLEREver Noticed Addiction, But Let Everything Remain? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
People & Relationships
100% ENAMELExpect No Appetising Meals Eating Lacquer Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
0% ENAMEL (2)Everyone Needs A Meal - Eat Liberally Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance ENAMEL
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
0% ENCOURAGEMENTExplosions Need Collating. (I) Openly Urge ResEditing A Great Enumeration of Mindless, Empty Noises. Thanks! Angela Brett, when Tony said he would need some encouragement to go through software looking for more sounds for this stack, if we decided to use sounds other than the laughs he'd already collected.
People & Relationships
Assorted Nouns:Noises
0% ENCOURAGEMENT (2)Expansions Needed... Come On! Usual Rico / Angela Garbage Eventually Makes Extinct New Thought. Angela Brett, when for a while most of the acronyms contributed were from her or Rico.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% ENCRYPTIONEach New Code Requires Your Powers To Interpret Others' Notes. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
Computers
0% END ABUSEEnsure Nobody Deals A Blow; Unfairness Saddens Everyone Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Abuse
100% ENDEARMENTEveryone Needs Devotion Expressed Aloud. Romantic Men Emote Needful Twitterings Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% ENDINGEvery Near-Death Indicates New Genesis Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
0% ENDOCRINE GLANDSEverybody Needs Dispersal Of Chemicals Released Internally, Naturally Evincing God's Love of A Neat Distribution System Tony McCoy O'Grady, who finally got tired of seeing this subject every time he logged on to the "Unsuccessful Searches" page at http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% END-TO-ENDExtremeties Neatly Dovetailed Together, One Ensures Neat 'Dressing' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
0% ENDURE TO THE ENDEternal Nature Deems Unusual Righteous Endurance. Today Or Tomorrow's Heavenly Earth Eventually Negotiates Divinity Jan Morgan
Religion
0% ENDURE TO THE END (2)Every Nurtured Dealings Usually Rely Endlessly Towards Our Truth Healing End. Eternity Never Dies Jan Morgan
Religion
0% ENEMY AT THE GATESEnemies Never Ending - Military Youth Accurately Targets Those He Executes: German Army That Encircles Stalingrad Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
0% ENERGY MANAGEMENTEveryone Needs Electricity. Remember, Get Your Machines Audited Now And Get Extra Money Every New Term Angela Brett (if you take notice of what's using more electricity than necessary you can save money on power bills.)
Science:Electronics
91% ENGAGEMENTEnraptured Nubile Guy And Gal Entering Marriage to Enjoy Nuptial Togetherness Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% ENGINEEmits Noxious Gases Into Noisy Environment Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
100% ENGINEERINGEdifices Need Great Ingenuity Nowadays. Elegant Erections Require Innate Native Genius Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Places:Buildings
100% ENGLANDEuropeans? Not Generally, Louts Arouse National Dislike Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
0% ENGLAND (2)Ever Nostalgic, Green Lush Area, Nice Destination Jan Morgan
Places:Countries
100% ENGLISHEccentricities Numerous... Grammar Learning Is Superlatively Hard. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
0% ENGLISH (2)Essential Near-Global Language Is Superior, Honestly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
0% ENGLISH (3)Email's Now Global - Language Is Surely Hegemonic! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
Computers:Internet
0% ENGLISH (4)Each New Generation's Learning Involves Shakeapeare's Heritage Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays
Science:Linguistics
0% ENGLISH (5)European Normative Grammar for Linguistic Interoperability and Syntactic Harmony Alistair Lovegrove
Science:Linguistics
0% ENGLISH (6)Easy, Nice and Great Language If Studied Hard Son Hong Nguyen -- This apronym is recommended to English teachers as an amusing introduction to the language.
Science:Linguistics
0% ENGLISH (7)Everybody Needs Global Language - It Solves Hassles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Linguistics
0% ENGLISH (8)Especially Needs Good Learners -- It's Superbly Hard! Jeff Anonymous
Science:Linguistics
100% ENHANCEExperts Now Have Added Newly Coloured Elements Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
0% ENHANCING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIPEvery Nerd Hampers After New Computer. If Network Geek's Busy Using Some Incredibly Neat Equipment, She Should Respect Employer, Laughing At Technical Idiocy Only Near Somewhere He Isn't Present. Angela Brett, who is sure she'd be in a consistently better mood if she could use a PowerMac G5 at work.
Computers
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% ENIDEncourages Novice In Direction Jan Morgan - someone I knew
Names:First names:Female
0% ENID BLYTONEvery Nursery Is Delighted - Babies Love Your Tales Of Noddy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
100% ENIGMAEvery New Iteration Generates More Animosity Sean Lamb (Enigma was the code name for RedHat Linux 7.2)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
0% ENOLA GAYExploring Nippon Over Land Awakens Grisly Atomic Yesterdays Rico Leffanta
Military
100% ENRONEarth's Natural Resources - Or Nothing! Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
0% ENRON (2)Executives Nefariously Realise Outrageous Net Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
0% ENRON (3)Executive Neighs Reinforce Official "Nays" Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
0% ENRON (4)Employees Now Retire On Nothing Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Companies
0% ENRON MACHINE GUN "E" Nudged Really Ominously Notifies Malfeasance. A Computer Has Insides Not Expected, Generates Unwanted Noise. Jeff Anonymous, referring to the dark side of his desktop computer (the sound card was misrepresented and there is some odd fan noise) and the fact that Dell and the defunct energy company Enron share the "crooked E" logo. Suffice to say that his eyes have looked towards Apple for the next upgrade cycle.
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% ENTEat No Trees! Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
0% ENT (2)Enormous Noble Tree Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% ENTEIElusive, Not Trappable Every Instance Dundee (Entei is Pokemon #247 - one of the three legendary beasts which is very difficult to capture)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
83% ENTEREnter Now, Then Exit (at) Rear Dundee
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% ENTERPRISEExploring New Territories / Extremely Remote Planets & Regions Is Starships Errand Bones McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
0% ENTERPRISE SECURITYEvery Network Technician Eeverywhere Respects Privacy Rights Implicitly. Still Every Single Enterprise Consultant Usually Realizes it Isn't True Yet. Sean Lamb
Computers
91% ENTHUSIASMEagerness Neglects Thought. Hazardous Upsurge Suggests Inability to Assume Serious Meditation Tony McCoy O'Grady, finding more faults in MacGirl
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
0% ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESSEarth's Natural Vistas Indeed Require Our Nursing. Make Everyone Notice The Amazing Landscapes And Wetlands, And Recycle Everything, Not Extravagantly Scrapping Scraps. Angela Brett
Science:Environment
0% ENVY WITH GREEDExhibiting No Virtue, You Want It! To Hell with Generously Regarding Everyone Else's Desires Angela Brett, who wants to get rid of the 'with' but not the 'To Hell'.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% EOSEclipse Or Sunrise Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
100% EPHEMERALEverything Passes Hurriedly, Especially Mayflies - Earth's Rotation's A Lifetime. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
0% EPHEMERAL (2)Earth's Pirouette Has Especially Morbid Effect, Restricting A Life. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
100% EPHESIANSEdited Pauline Handiwork Explains Spiritual Intentionality. All Need Salvation. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books

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