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100% HAHappy Acclamation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% HABAKKUKHow A Baleful Avenger Kills, Kiboshes Ungodly's Kin. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
83% HABITHave A Big Interest in Tobacco? Angela Brett
Drugs
88% HAFNIUMHungarian Assisted in Finding & Naming It, Useful Metal. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% HAGGAIHeaven Awaits. Glorify God. Arise, Israel! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
100% HAGRIDHuge Adult Gives Rare Insights Disconcertedly Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter friend always backs himself into a corner and has to explain himself in a very unsettled way "I shouldn't have said that"
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
100% HAGSHardly A Gladsome Sight Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% HAGUEHere Amsterdam Girls Use Eurodollars Rico Leffanta
Places:Towns & Cities
100% HA-HAHardly A Hilarious Acronym Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to FLAME and FIRE (3)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% HAHAHarder Acronyms Hamper Angela Angela Brett, when it took her a while to respond to a challenge to acronymise haha, after she'd said she couldn't resist acronymising capitalised words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% HAHA (2)Has A Heifer Astounded Tony McCoy O'Grady, who explains that a ha-ha - lowercase - is a sunken fence which keeps cattle away from the grounds immediately surrounding a house, without spoiling the view with walls, hedges or fences.
Assorted Nouns
100% HAILHas Aerial Ice Landed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
100% HAIL (2)Hard - And Icy - Lumps TMcCO'G
Science:Meteorology
100% HAIL (3)Hops As It Lands TMcCO'G
Science:Meteorology
100% HAIRHeat, And Its Retention Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HAIRCUTHacking Around Irrationally Razor Cutting Uniform Tresses Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% HAITIHurricanes Annually Inundate This Island. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% HALHe's Artificial Lunacy Angela Brett, referring to the computer in '2001: A Space Odyssey'
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% HALLIBURTONHalliburton's American Leader Lifts Income By Usurping Regime-Terrorized Oil Nation Chris Kjelgaard. Knew what I wanted to get across and just tried a variety of word combinations until I found one that seemed to fit. "Halliburton's American leader" is, of course, former CEO Dick Cheney, the Vice President of the USA and the man who many people in the USA believe really makes the Presidential decisions.
Commerce:Companies
Politics
100% HALL OF FAMEHave A Laugh... Lots Of Fantastically Funny Acronyms Might Eventuate. Angela Brett (The Acronyms Hall of Fame is at http://acronyms.co.nz/halloffame.html)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% HALL OF FAME (2)Here's A Long List Outlining Fully Famous Acronym Makers Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
100% HALL OF FAME (3)Here Anthony Looks Like One Fine Fellow... Added Most Expansions. Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
91% HALL OF FAME (4)Happy Arrival! Lotsa Luck On Fending off Future Apronymists' Meticulous Encroachments. Roger Williams, on achieving tenth-equal placing on the Apronyms HALL OF FAME.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
100% HALLOWEENHouselights And Lanterns Light One's Way Entreating Each Neighbour. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% HALLOWEEN (2)Happens Annually Letting Loads Of Weefolk Eat Excessive Nuts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions
100% HALLOWEEN (3)Horrid American Lads & Lasses On Wilding Escapades Enrage Neighbours Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions
100% HALLOWEEN (4)Horrible And Lashably Laughable 'Oliday Wickedly, Even Extremely, Needless. Jeff Anonymous, after spending $35 on Halloween candy to pass out.
Time:Special Occasions
90% HALLOWEEN (5)Horrid Adults Leave Little Ones Waiting, Eagerly Expecting Nyum-nyums. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions
90% HALLOWEEN (6)Have A Lizard-Like Oculus - Witches Employ Eye-of-Newt! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% HALOHer Angelic Love Observed Rico Leffanta
Religion
100% HALTHorrible... Athome Locks Transactions. Jeff Anonymous, in reference to his ISP halting trading at 14 cents.
Commerce
100% HALT (2)Have A Little Time Angela noticed that part of the title of a song by Dido forms an unintentional (I assume) apronym.
Time
100% HAMHoliday-Appearing Meat Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% HAMISHHome's A Mountaintop In Scottish Highlands Tony McCoy OTartan
Names:First names:Male
100% HAMLETHaunted And Maddened - Life Ends Tragically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
100% HAMPERSHinder[s] Angela's MP3 Player's Expected Reception Speed Angela Brett, several days after her IPOD was supposed to arrive, on finding out that due to an influx of CHRISTMAS HAMPERS some smaller packages are getting lost.
Communication
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% HAM SANDWICH THEOREMHere's A Mathematical Statement Anyone (Not Dealing With Integrals) Can Hungrily Test. Halve Exactly Outer Rolls, Even Meat. Angela Brett (From the Collins dictionary of Mathematics: ham sandwich theorem, n, a colourful name for the theorem that given three volumes in Euclidean three-space, there is at least one plane which simultaneously bisects the three volumes. As a consequence, any sandwich may be cut in such a way that the two pieces have equal amounts of filling and equal amounts of each slice of bread.)
Science:Mathematics
Food & Drink
100% HANDHard Acronym Not Done Angela Brett, when Steve was trying to think of a HAND acronym and then asked her for an expansion when he couldn't think of one.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HAND (2)His/Hers Are Nearly Dry Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Towels
100% HAND (3)Human Appendage Noticed Daily Kenny Roy
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HANDSHave Above Nine Digits, Sometimes. Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HANDSHAKEHoping A Nasty Deal Somehow Has A Kiss Enclosed Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
Commerce
100% HANDSHAKE (2)Hope A Nice Deal Still Has A Kind Ending Tamara Parisio
People & Relationships
Commerce
100% HANDSOMEHas A Nice 'Dial' - Showing Off Much Enamel Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% HANDY HINTHer Answers Never Deny You'll Have Intercourse Next Time Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HANDYMANHusband's Apparently Now Doing Yearly Maintenance Around Nest. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% HANDYSHorrifically Abused Noun Denoting Your Sellfone! Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
100% HANGOVERHow Agonizing! Not Good! Oh, Vengeful Elixir Residue! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% HANNAHHere's A Nice Name - And How! Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
100% HANNIBALHopkins (Again Needing Nutrition) Is Back As Lecter. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
100% HANSHas A Nutty Scalp Angela Brett, referring to HANS MOLEMAN - HOMER once kissed him on the head and exclaimed, 'It's just like kissing a peanut!'
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% HANS MOLEMANHis Appearance Needs Seeing Massive Over-Large Eyeglasses, Much Alopecia Noted! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% HANS THOMASHis Autobiographic Novel Spans Two Hundred Or More Autumn Seasons! Angela Brett, referring to the character in 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
100% HAPLOCANTHOSAURUSHuge Animal Probably Lived Off Cuttings And Not Tenderlons. Historically Often Seen Around Utah Region, United States Sean Lamb (Haplocanthosaurus was an herbivore; remains of this species have been found in Colorado, Wyoming and Utah)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
100% HAPPINESSHaving A Pleasant Profile Involves Not Enjoying Someone's Sadness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HAPPINESS (2)Having A Pleasant Perception In Natural Enviroment Successfully Satisfied Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HAPPYHappy Apple PowerBook Posessor. Yippee! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela got a new PowerBook and was very HAPPY about it.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HAPPY (2)Having A Perfectly Productive Yield Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HAPPY (3)Heavenly Angel Perpetually Pleases You Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
86% HAPPY AS LARRYHaving A Pleasant Personality, You're Always Smiling. Laurence Apparently Remarkable Role-model for You TMcCO'G, who wonders who "Larry" was.
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HAPPY B-DAYHere's A Present, Proving You've Blocked Death Another Year. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
93% HAPPY BIRTHDAYHave A Pleasant Party, Your Birthday Is Really The Happiest Day of Anthony's Year. Angela Brett, shortly before Tony's mother's birthday.
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY!Here's A Properly Phony Year... Because In Roman, The (Heard) Digits Announce You're Allowed Non-Truths. Have One Neat Year! Angela Brett, when Tony became old enough to li about his age.
Words & Wordplay
Time:Special Occasions
96% HAPPY BIRTHDAY MACINTOSHHistorical Apple Product Presented Years Back. It's Really Terrific; Humans Don't Actually Yearn for Magical Arcanities. Commandline Isn't Needed, Though OSX's Sure Helps Jeff Anonymous on the occasion of the twentieth anniversary of the 128k Mac.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY!Hardly A Party Pooper, You'll Be Incrementing 'Round The Helios' Digits, Announcing 'Yippee! Tony O'Grady's New Year!' Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
97% HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR TONY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!Hope Anniversary Passes Pleasantly. You Being Irish, [I] Realise Today's Half Done As Your Today's Our Yesterday. One Understands How Age Passes Properly - You Begin Increment Relative To Home's Date - And Yet To Others You're Over/ Under. Have A Perfect Party, You'll Be In Revelry 'Til all Hours Doing Anything You Desire, Enjoying Another 'Return' (To Original Neonatal You? Here's A Pretty Picture!) Yawn! Bed Is Ready To Habitate. Dawn Awakes You Tomorrow One Year Older. Unbeatable! Angela Brett, on Tony's birthday.
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAPPY CHRISTMASHave A Peaceful Prosperous Year! Celebrate Heartily, Revel Indecently, Sensuously To Mark Ancient Saturnalia. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% HAPPY CHRISTMAS (2)Have A Peaceful, Pleasant Yule, Colleagues. Hopefully Resulting In Some Truly Marvellous Acronymic Spectaculars! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% HAPPY HOLIDAYSHoping Acronymists Pass Peaceful Yuletide, Havering Over Last Initial's Dubiety Always Yields Satisfaction Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAPPY HOLIDAYS (2)Here's A Plan: Pamper Yourself! Hours Of Lie-Ins Dissolve Away Your Stress. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAPPY HOLIDAYS (3)How American People Phrase Yuletide Hellos... One Living In Diversity Atheises Yearly Sentiments. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% HAPPY NEW YEARHosting Alcoholic Party Post Yule; Need Earthlings Wanton, Youthful, Erotic, And Rich! Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions
100% HARD DISK MANHorrid And Rotten Deviant. Definitely Intends Stealing Kilobytes - May Attack Now! Tony McCoy O'Grady, inventing another VILLAIN for the baddy-school roll.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
100% HARD DRIVEHardly A Readily Digestible Diet... Rarely Is Vitamin Enriched. Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% HARDWAREHave A Real Dinner Without Any Raw Electronics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% HARKHear Any Rubber Knickers? Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
100% HARLEY DAVIDSONHells Angels Ride. Lovingly Engineered. Yo Dude, Along Ventura 'Ighway. Desirable Secondhand Or New. Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% HARMHumans Are Really Mean Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Military:War & Terrorism
100% HARMONICAHappy And Rowdy Musicmakers (Off Note) - It's Christmas Again TMcCO'G - thinking back to Christmas mornings as a child when Santa Claus usually included a harmonica in one of the family's stockings
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% HARMONYHeavenly Arrangment Results - Many Orchestrated, None Yelling Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Entertainment:Music
100% HAROLDHas Admiration, Reflecting Opportunities Lost, Dutiful Jan Morgan - someone I know who reflected on his opportunities
Names:First names:Male
100% HARPHairs Are Rapidly Plucked Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
100% HARP (2)Harmonious Agreement, Resonates Perfectly Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
100% HARPERHappy Actress Regularly Played Eccentric Rhoda Tony McCoy O'Grady - Valerie Harper Played "Rhoda" in the Mary Tyler Moore Show and eventually got an eponymous spin-off show.
Entertainment:TV shows
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
78% HARPISTHeaven's Angels Required to Play Instrument of Sweet Twanging. Angela Brett, after Tony enquired as to whether Chinese heaven has harpists, when Angela described a Chinese writer mentioning people 'harping around in heaven.'
Religion
Entertainment:Music
100% HARRISHere's A Rough & Rugged Island - Scottish Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
100% HARRY POTTERHe's A Rather Remarkable Youth, Picked Out To Tackle Evil Ringleader Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
100% HARRY POTTERSHappiness Abounds Reading Ripping Yarns - Popular Obsession Theme's Tertiary Education Reading Society Muggles McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for a name for a Harry Potter society at Cambridge University.
Art & Literature:Harry Potter Society
100% HARVARDHaughty Alumni Resounding, "Veritas!", A Relic Declaration Robert Anonymous (Veritas is Harvard's motto, latin for truth)
Education:Schools
100% HARVESTHaving Accumulated Ripe Vegetables, Eventually Store Them Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% HARVEYHe's A Rabbit-Viewer Evidently, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
100% HASHISHHigh As Sugar Heaven, It's Still Hemp Rico Leffanta
Drugs:Cannabis
100% HASSOPHere Armchair Stores Sterling Or Plastic Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (Hassop is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The pocket down the back of an armchair used for storing two-shilling bits and pieces of Lego.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% HASTINGSHardly Anything Suspicious - The... Icing Needed Glazing, See? Angela Brett (Hastings is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Things said on the spur of the moment to explain to someone who comes into a room unexpectedly precisely what it is you are doing.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% HATEHumans Attack Their Enemies Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
Military:War & Terrorism
100% HATE LIFEHave A Tolerance (Extremely Low) Involving Futile Existence Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% HATINGHumans Attack Those Idolising Neighbouring Gods Angela Brett
Religion
People & Relationships:Emotions
Military:War & Terrorism
100% HAUNS MILLHere Attacked, Underhanded Needless Slaughter, Massacre Is Landmark Location Jan Morgan -- Horrible incident happened in Missouri in the 1800's
History
Places:Landmarks
75% HAVE A LIFEHoping for A Veritable Experience of A Long Interface with Fellow Entities Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
100% HAVE A LOVELIER DAY THAN...Have A Very Excellent And Lovely (Oh, Very Entertaining) Life! I Expect Record Days And Years To Happen! And NOW! Rob Rix, after he capitalised that phrase in an email and Angela challenged him to expand it.
Assorted Phrases
100% HAVE AN EFFECTHeaviness And Vectors - Every Action Necessarily Effects Further Forces, Eternally Changing Things Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
100% HAVE A NICE DAYHopefully A Very Enjoyable And Not Irritating Circadian Episode Does Await You. Angela Brett
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
93% HAVE A NICE LIFEHere's A Very Exact Aspiration. Normally It's a Conversation Ender - 'Live Ideal Future Existence'. TMcCO'G
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
100% HAWAIIHosting Amorous Weekends At Island Inns Rico Leffanta
Places:States & Regions
100% HAWAII (2)Happiness Around Wonderful And Irresistable Islands Jan Morgan and Kayana Morgan
Places:States & Regions
100% HAWAII (3)Hulagirls And Wave-Action - Idyllic Islands Tony
Places:States & Regions
100% HAWKSHas Aggressive Ways, Kamikaze Styling Jan Morgan - the bird of prey
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
75% HAYHarvest Available Year-round Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
100% HAZELHers Are Zany Eye-Lashes TMcCO'G
Names:First names:Female
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% HEADHat/Hair Envelops Axons & Dendrites Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEADLAMPHelps Espy Any Danger Lying Across My Path Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Parts
100% HEALHelpful Education About Life/Love Angela Brett, in response to the same request as WATCH OUT
People & Relationships:Abuse
100% HEAL (2)Helping End Abusive Lifestyles Tony McCoy O'Grady (see WATCH OUT)
People & Relationships:Abuse
100% HEALTHHas Everyone Actually Left The Hospitals? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
100% HEALTH (2)Hospitals Earn A Lot Though Handicaps Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
91% HEALTHCAREHabitually Eating A Large T-bone Has Caused Arteriosclerosis, Requiring Electrocardiograms Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% HEALTHCARE (2)Having Experts At Local Teaching Hospitals Can Assist Rebuff Epidemics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare
100% HEARINGHearing: Environment Aurally Receive / Interpret Navigate Grasp Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology
Communication
88% HEARSAYHis Evidential Account's Really Secondhand (According to Yvette) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% HEARTHopefully Evident Arrhythmias Repair Themselves. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEART (2)Healthily, Each Atrium Rhythmically Twitches. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEART (3)Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEART (4)Heaves Everything At Rogue Theatrics Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% HEART (5)He's Expired... Atria Rhythm Terminated Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEART (6)Hydraulic Engine Absolutely Rooted Today! Bern Dell
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEARTACHEHelping End Abusive Relationships That Are Causing Hurt Everywhere/Everyday Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Abuse
100% HEARTACHE (2)Helping Educate About Relationships That Are Causing Hurt Everywhere/Everyday Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Abuse
100% HEARTBURNHaving Eaten Amazingly Rapidly, Then Begrudgingly Undergo Restless Night Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% HEART-STOPPERHave Encountered Accident. Really Terrible Situation. Then One Pulse Pausing Emergency Resulted Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
100% HEATERHigh Electrical Appetite, Turns Element Red. Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Household Objects:Appliances
100% HEATHHeather Enhancing Air To Heaven Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants
100% HEATHCLIFFHe Eats A Terrible High-Cholesterol Lunch - It's Fried Fish Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
100% HEAT LOSSHome's Entrances Are The Largest Offenders - Squandering Sultriness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
Science:Physics
100% HEAVENHighly Ecclesiastical Angelic Vista - Eternal Nirvana Angela Brett (the Angelic one ;^)
Places
Religion
100% HEAVEN (2)Hyperdevelopment: Emmanuel Almighty - Virgin Energises Newborn! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Places
Religion

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