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100% HOMESHearths Often May Evoke Sentiments. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
100% HOMESCHOOLING TEENSHow Our Mother's Educational Standards Channelled Her Offsprings' Outstanding Learning. I'm Naturally Grateful That Everyone's Educational Needs Serviced! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after someone searched the ACRONYMS web site for 'homeschooling teens'.
Education
95% HOMESCHOOLING TEENS (2)Happy Ordinararily, My Existence Somewhat Carefree, However, Observance Of Learning Is Nice Grammar To Extend Educational Norms (in) Society Grace Francis, who was homeschooled
Education
100% HOME TEACHERSHabit Of Men Enabled To Educate All, Church Harmony Emphasized Readily Significant Jan Morgan - someone who comes by church members homes to see how you are doing
Religion:Religious Occupations
100% HOME TEACHERS (2)House Of Many, Environment. Timely Enlightened Appointment, Checking How's Everyone, Responsibility Significant Jan Morgan -- someone who comes by church members homes to see how you are doing
Religion:Religious Occupations
100% HOMEWORKHow One's Midweek Evenings Went On - Revising Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
100% HOMICIDEHorror Of Murder Is Captured In Deceased's Expression Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Death
100% HOMOGRAPHYHelpful Orthographic Method - One Graphical Representation And Phoneme Homogeneously Yoked Angela Brett, who doesn't think Homogeneously is the best word for it.
Science:Linguistics
Communication
100% HOMOSEXUALSHump Other Men Only, So Eschewing XX. Unusual, Although (Lately) Sanctioned. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
92% HOMOSEXUALS (2)Heterosexual-Otherwise Men Often Supposedly Experience X-rated Urges Around Lesbian Sex Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
100% HONDAHop On, Now Drive Away Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% HONDURASHassled Over Nicaragua's Dictatorship - Unwanted Rebels And Sandinistas. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% HONEYHarvest Of Nectar - Extremely Yummy Angela Brett
Food & Drink
100% HONEY (2)Hot Orgasmic Neighbour Excites You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HONEYMOONHours Of Nighttime Experimenting - You Might Orgasm... Or Not. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
83% HONKYHe's Often Not Kinky-haired, Y'know Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% HONORHow Others Note One's Respect Sean Lamb
People & Relationships
100% HONORABLEHonesty Offers Notice On Respectable Attribute, Best Loved Example Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% HONORARYHaving One's Noble Opinions, Reputable And Respected, Yes Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
100% HONOURSHonouring Old Nimble-One Upset Rolling Stone Nanker Phelge -- I see that Keef is miffed that Mick accepted a gong - because of 'pressure' from Tony Blair!
Entertainment:Music
100% HOODHere's Owner Of Degree Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
100% HOOKERHarlot Often Offers Kerbside Erotic Rendezvous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% HOOVERHums Over Objective, Vacuums Entire Region Jan Morgan -- Brand name of a vacuum
Household Objects:Appliances
100% HOPEHeart's Optimism Preserves Enthusiasm Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HOPE (2)Hope Object: Pleasant Expectation! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HOPE (3)Has Only Pure Expectations Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HORACEHolding On Romantically Antagonises Consorts Everytime Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
100% HORATIOHamlet's Only Real Ally Through Incredible Ordeal Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
100% HORIZONTALHow, Oftentimes Reclining I Zzzz Or Nod, Til Alarm Livens Bill Neal
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
100% HORMONESHas Own Reactions, Managing Own Nuttiness Engages Some Jan Morgan
Science:Biology
83% HORNYHard-On Raging for Nubile Youth Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HORSEHumans Often Race Speedy Equines. Angela Brett. (Tony replied 'I've never raced a horse in my life! I'm (just about) smart enough to know it would win ;-)')
Science:Biology:Animals
100% HORSE (2)Here's One! Relentlessly Sheep Elsewhere. Angela Brett, who saw a lot of sheep but very few horses on her way from Auckland to Palmerston North.
Science:Biology:Animals
100% HORSE (3)Harry Only Rides Sally East Uniasus
Science:Biology:Animals
Transport
100% HORSE (4)Her Owner's Really Supreme Equestrienne Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
100% HORSE (5)His Owner Races Steeplechasers Excellently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
92% HORSE AND CARTHaving Obedient Reliable Slaves, Each Affluent Nobleman Drove a Carriage. Archaic Road Transport. Angela Brett
Transport
100% HORSE CHESTNUTHemorrhoids Of Robust Soreness Eased. Chronic Hairveins Evidently Succumb To Nature's Usual Treatment Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
100% HORSEPOWERHumans Often Race Speedy Engines... Probability Of Wreckage Escalates Rapidly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
100% HORSESHumans' Overiding/Overall Resource Speed Earthshakin' Steeds! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology:Animals
Transport
100% HORSETAILHairs Of Rather Splendid Equine - Tasty And Incredibly Long Tony (Yeah, I know it's a plant and not an actual horse's tail)
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
100% HOSEAHarsh Overtones, Split Ended Acceptably Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
100% HOSPITALHouse Of Sick Patients Itching Their Amputated Limbs Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Places:Buildings
100% HOSPITAL (2)Hearses Offer Some Patients Into The After-Life Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
Places:Buildings
100% HOSPITALITYHome's Open, Swinging Party Is Thrown And Lasts Indefinitely, Thank You TMcCO'G
People & Relationships
100% HOSTELHow One Shuns The Expensive Lodges Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
100% HOSTILEHe Obviously Seems Threatening, Indeed Looks Evilminded Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% HOTHeightening Of Thermoactivity Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Physics
100% HOT (2)Honey On Toast Chelsea Reid, who responded, "Honey on toast?" when her mother refered to her boyfriend as 'Honey.' Being only three and a half, Chelsea probably doesn't realise it's an acronym for another possible description of this 'honey.'
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HOT AND SEXYHumans Openly Titillated, Aroused, Naughty During Sex - Even Xenophobic Yanks Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HOT BOXHelp/Halt! Our Train's Becoming Overly Xerantic! Angela Brett (According to the glossary on http://trackbed.com, hot box refers to excessive heating of a plain bearing axlebox due often to a loss of adequate lubrication and which required the locomotive to be stopped before severe damage and possible derailment occurred.)
Transport:Trains
100% HOT CHIPSHot Oil Tastily Cooks Highly Irresistible Potato Sticks Angela Brett, while waiting for hot chips to be cooked at the UNIVERSITY cafeteria.
Food & Drink
100% HOT-CROSS BUNSHow Oddly They Celebrate Religious Occasion... 'Sweet & Savioury' Bread Undoes Numerous Sins. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
100% HOT-CROSS BUNS (2)Holy On-Top Crucifix... Remember Our Saviour Suffered Brutality Undoing Numerous Sins Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
100% HOT DOGHow One Tries Disguising Old Gristle TMcCO'G
Food & Drink
100% HOTELHouse Of Travellers - Expensive Lodgings! Angela Brett/Dustan Dowsing, while listening to an mp3 of 'Hotel California' by The Eagles.
Places:Buildings
100% HOTMAILHow One Tells Microsoft Administration Is Lacking Sean Lamb
Computers:Internet
100% HOTMAIL (2)Has Own Talking Messengers At Indivdual's Location Jan Morgan
Computers:Internet
78% HOTSPURHot-headed Opponent Turns Seditious Plotter (to) Unseat Royalty Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
100% HOUSEHome Of Usual Suburban Entities Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
100% HOUSE OF LORDSHereditary Oligarchs Usually Sent Eldest Offspring For Legislative Office - Rarely Doing Superbly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% HOWARDHow Other-Wordly... A Rationalising Duck. Angela Brett, referring to the film 'Howard The Duck'. I'm after a better word than Rationalising... something meaning 'humanoid', 'anthropomorphised', 'beer-drinking', 'blokey' or one of the other traits Howard possessed which are otherwise exclusive to humans.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% HOW DO I SUBMIT?Hello O Wise Dictionary Owners. Is Submission Undertaken By Me Ideally Tackled? Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone capitalised 'HOW DO I SUBMIT?' on the Acronyms forums.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% HOW DO YOU DO THAT?Help Out With Details Of Your Operational Uniqueness, Disclosure Of Technique Helps Acclimatise Trainees TMcCO'G
Assorted Phrases
100% HOWDY"Hello" - Or - "Welcome" Drawls Yank Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
100% HOWIEHumorous One Was Improvisational Entertainer Sean Lamb (Howie Mandel is a comic who is pretty good at improvisation)
Names:Famous people
Entertainment
100% HOW MANYHave Office Wench Make Amends Next Year Rico Leffanta, after someone telling him they had "too many" and made a fool out of themselves at the office Christmas party (in Britain, since office parties in America are tabu), but decided there was nothing they could do except make amends next year.
Drugs
Time:Special Occasions
100% HOW NOW BROWN COWHere's One Writing Naming Our Wonderful Bovine Representive. Ours Was Named Clara. Oh, Wow! Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
100% HOW'S THAT?Here's One Witting Suggestion To Have Angela Tittering Tony McCoy O'Grady, after IT CAN BE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE AS LONG AS YOU ACRONYMISE IT
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% HOW TO HUG A PORCUPINEHarmful Onerous Warlike Tyrannical Opinions, Hard Uncooperative Glacial Attitudes, Problematic Ominous Reasonings, Complicated Unmanageable Personalities, Illusions Not Eliminated Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% HTMLHow They Make Links Tony McCoy O'Grady (HTML usually stands for HyperText Markup Language)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% HTTPHere's That Titled Page Tony McCoy O'Grady - People seem to think that 'http://www.co.nz' is the 'name' of a page, rather than the 'address'. (HTTP usually stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% HTTP (2)How They Transfer Pages Angela Brett, inspired by HTML. HTTP usually stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% HTTP://ACRONYMS.CO.NZHave The Time, Phone, And Computer? Read Our Newest Yabberings - Mostly-Sane Creations Of Novel Zeitvertreib Angela Brett, referring to the ACRONYMS web site of course.
Computers:Internet:URLs
100% HTTP://UN.CO.NZ/ANGELAHave Time To Peruse? Using Netscape, Come Over 'N' Zip Around. Newly Generated Eloquence Lies Ahead. Angela Brett, acronymising her website (since moved to http://macintosh.geek.nz) This includes the ACRONYMS site which is updated with new acronyms every week.
Computers:Internet:URLs
100% HUBHurts Ur Body Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% HUBBYHopelessly Unaware Bubble Burst Yesterday Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% HUBERT DE BURGHHonest-Under-Bewildering-Events/ Rogue-Thoroughly-Devious? Expects, By Uniting Royals, General Happiness Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
100% HUGHold Unforgettable Guy/Gal Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HUGEHas, Unexpectedly, Grown Enormously Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% HUHHardly Understood Her Angela Brett
Main
100% HULAHappy Undulating Lustful Acts Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
80% HULKHas Unnaturally Laid-out Karyotype Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% HUMHaving Unusual Moans Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% HUMANHonestly, Unrequited Meaning Afflicts Nothing imposed
People & Relationships
100% HUMAN (2)Hands Used Mainly Affecting Neighbourhood Gavin Lambert - After all, our hands are our primary means of manipulating our environment.
People & Relationships
Science:Biology:Animals
100% HUMBLEHas Unpretentious Meekness Because Lives Egoless Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% HUMDINGERHaving Unexpected Merriment Deeply Involving Numerous Gleeful Excited Responses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% HUMMERHow Un-Moving Mouths Emit Resonances Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
100% HUMORHaha's Usually My Own Response Tony McCoy O'Grady, who spells HUMOUR properly.
Laughter
100% HUMOROUSHaving Upturned Mouth, Often Result Of Unintended Subtext Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% HUMOURHate Uncorrect 'Mericanisms Omitting 'U's Regularly! Tony McCoy O'Grady (see HUMOR)
Laughter
100% HUNCHHope Uncle Never Catches Her Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
88% HUNGARYHad Uprising - Nagy's Government All Replaced (by) Yesmen. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% HUNGRILYHe Uncovers Nude Genitals, Revealing Intense Lustful Yearnings Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HUNGRYHave U No Grub Ready Yet? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% HUNGRY (2)Hollow, Uncomfortable, Not Gastronomically Revived Yet Patricia Rix
Food & Drink
100% HUNTHaving Unusual Natural Talent Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
100% HUNTERHaving Unusual Natural Talent, Engages Rifle Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Sports & Recreation
100% HURRICANEHurry Up Redhat, Redmond Is Continuing Adding New Enhancements Sean Lamb (Hurricane was the code name for RedHat Linux 5.0)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
100% HURRY!High Urgency... Result Required Yesterday! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
100% HURTHave Undiagnised Repugnant Troubles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% HURTS TO BE A CARRIERHowever Unafflicted, Relaying This Sickness To Others Becomes Equally A Curse... Always Remembering Risk, I'm Etiologic Recluse. Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% HUSBANDHe Usually Sleeps Beside A Nuptial Darling. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% HUSHHow Unbroken Silence Happens Tony McQuiet O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% HUSH (2)How Utterer Silences Hordes TMcCO'G
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% HUSSEINHyprocritical United States Supremo Excuses Invasion Nightly Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% HUSSEIN (2)Holes Used Secretly; Still, Eventually, It's Noticed. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% HUSTLERHe's Usually Sharp, Though Losing Early's Rewarding Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% HUWOMANITYHonour Ultimately Womens' Opportunities! Mother Affirm / Nurture Infants, Teens, Youth! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships
100% HYATTHere, You Are The Top Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
100% HYDRAHow You Define Reboots Again Sean Lamb (Hydra was Microsoft's code name for Windows NT 4.0 Terminal Server Edition; MS servers always seem to need a reboot...)
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
100% HYDROCARBONSHave You Done Rudimentary Organic Chemistry? Alkynes' Redundant Bonds Offer No Saturation. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
89% HYDROGENHelpfully Yields Deuterium, Rarely. Often Gaseous, Extensive in Nature. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% HYMENHello Young Men - Especially Newcomers! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HYMEN (2)Hasn't Young Maiden Experienced Nymphomania? Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HYPERCARDHighly Yoozerfriendly Programming Environment Requiring Clean And Rapid Development Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software:Applications
97% HYPERCARD STACKS BELONG ON APPLESHave You Perhaps Erased Reasoning Cells After Riotous Drinking Session? That Apple Computers' Killer-app Should Be Elsewhere Looks Overly Nitwitted. Gatesians Often Need A Planned Periodical Logic Examination Service. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Jeff suggested an as-yet-incomplete expansion for 'HyperCard stacks can too be run on windows.'
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
100% HYPER PETEHello Yeomen. Please Extend Rhetorical Presumption Explaining 'Tactful' Ebullition. Hyper Pete (AKA Hyper Unit) in response to Tony's HYPER UNIT expansions.
Names:Acronymists
100% HYPER PETE (2)Happy You're Participating! Enjoy Remitting Personal Expansions To Everyone. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
100% HYPER PETE (3)Have You Published Exciting Remarkably-Precise, Elegantly-Tailored Expansions? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
100% HYPERTALKHave You Programmed Especially Rapidly? Try Another Language, 'Kay? Angela Brett. (The 'Kay is short for Okay and also a reference to my C programming lecturer whose last name is Kay.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Computers:Programming
100% HYPER UNITHas Your 'Puter Ever Ruined User's Newly Input Typing? Tony McCoy O'Grady, after seeing Hyper's anti-Macronyms.
Names:Acronymists
100% HYPER UNIT (2)He's Yesterday's Person. Espousing (Recklessly) Utterly Nasty Information Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
100% HYPHENHave You, Perhaps, Hyphen-Excess Neurosis Tony Hyphen O'Grady (see SHARON (2))
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
90% HYPSICLESHad Your Polyhedra Spherically Inscribed... Contributed Lots to Euclid's Studies. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% HYSTERIAHave You Sensed The Excited Rage-Induced Anger? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HYSTERIA (2)Have You Stopped To Engage Reason? It's Alright! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HYSTERICALHollers Yells Screams To Excess Reliving Imaginary Circumstances Alienating Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HYSTERICAL (2)Helplessly Yelping, Screaming Things Endlessly, Ranting Incoherently, Complaining A Lot. Steve Keate, after he lost Angela's Mac.
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HYSTERICSHave You Seen The Evil Raging In Circumcised Sydney? Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% HYTHEHarbour You Thank Heaven Entering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
100% HYUNDAIHave You (Until Now) Driven An Ideal? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% HZHearing Zone Jan Morgan (Hz is usually short for Hertz)
Science:Mathematics:Measurement

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