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APRONYMS BY STEVE KEATE
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100% AMIGAArchaic Machine, It's Gone Away. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Computers
100% ANARUA Naughty And Rambunctious Underling Steve Keate, acronymising his son.
Names:First names:Male
100% APPLE COMPUTERSA Perplexing Productive Large Enterprise Creating Obnoxious Monstrosities Plus Useful Tools. Employs Recycled Steves. Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% BAUDBlazing Access Using Dialup Steve Keate
Computers:Internet
100% BRASSIEREBreast-Restraining Apparatus, Sometimes Shown In Extremely Raunchy Exposes Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% BREASTBeautiful, Round, Entertaining, Appetising, Supple, Tittilating. Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BREAST (2)Becomes Really Erect After Some Tweaking Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BUDDINGBreasts Usually Do Develop In Nubile Girls Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% CAPSCease All Pathetic Shouting Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Advice
75% CAT (3)Created to Attack Toes Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Animals
100% CDCan't Digest Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% CELL SITEChildren Exhibit Lack-Lustre Scores In Their Exams Steve Keate, thinking about the effect of cell sites being near schools.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Communication
100% CHAIRCan Hold An Interested Reader Steve Keate
Household Objects:Furniture
100% CHEDSCrackers Having Extremely Delicious Seasoning. Steve Keate
Food & Drink
100% CHIMERICALCan't Handle Installing Mozilla? Easily Remedied: Install Chimera And Laugh. Steve Keate, referring to the web browser for Mac OS X
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% CHUNDERCould Have Used Normal Digestive Enzymes, Really. Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% CORDClogs Oesophagus, Really Dry Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% DAMNDidn't Acronymise... More Needed. Steve Keate and Angela Brett, because Eric had created enough new acronyms to overtake Steve on the hall of fame.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% DISKDigestus Interruptus - Slender Kilojoules. Steve Keate and Angela Brett (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% DOGDull Organism. Growls. Steve Keate & Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% DOG (2)Disgusting Odour - Gross! Steve Keate & Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% DOG (4)Drools On Groin Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Animals
100% DOG (5)Defecates On Garden Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Animals
100% DONGLE (3)Devoid Of Nutrition, Gives Little Energy Steve Keate, who is thinking of creating a series of acronyms explaining why not to eat computer accessories.
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% DOORDon't Open On Route Steve Keate, referring to a car door.
Transport:Car Parts
100% DOPE (3)Does Offer Pseudo-Enlightenment Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Drugs
100% DVDDidn't Vomit -- Died! Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% FEMALEFor Ever Moaning About Littlest Errors Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% FEMALES (2)Flimsy Entities Males Attain Lewdly Enforcing Sexuality Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% FEMALES (3)For Entertainment, Many Are Laying Evil Scheme(r)s Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% FRIDGEFreezing Receptacle Including Digestable Goodies Endlessly Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Food & Drink
Household Objects:Appliances
100% GEEK (2)Greatly Enjoys Enhancing Kernels Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% GNUGood News, Usually Steve Keate (GNU actually stands for 'Gnu's Not Unix' and is a project by the free software foundation to make a free alternative to Unix.)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
100% GNU (2)Gates Now Unhappy Steve Keate
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
83% GOURDGood, Often Underrated, Receptacle for Drinks. Steve Keate
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% HANDSHave Above Nine Digits, Sometimes. Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% HEATERHigh Electrical Appetite, Turns Element Red. Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Household Objects:Appliances
100% HOMERHolding Onto Marge - Extreme Reliance Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
83% HORNYHard-On Raging for Nubile Youth Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HYSTERICAL (2)Helplessly Yelping, Screaming Things Endlessly, Ranting Incoherently, Complaining A Lot. Steve Keate, after he lost Angela's Mac.
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% IBM (2)I Broke Mine Steve Keate
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
100% IBOOK (5)It's Broken, Obviously... Omitted Konsole! Steve Keate, summarising the reaction of a KDE (http://www.kde.org) user to an iBook.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Computers:Linux
100% IBOOK (8)It Blocks One's Oesophagus, Killing. Angela Brett and Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% IMAC (6)It Made Ample Cash Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (7)It's Mostly Always Colourful. Steve Keate and Angela Brett.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (9)It Might Also Choke Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% IMAC (10)It Mated A Crayon! Steve Keate, describing the answer an iMac owner would give if asked what happened to his/her old Mac Classic.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (11)I Made A CD! Steve Keate, since most of the new iMacs have CD writers in them.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% IMAC (12)It Made A Clunk Steve Keate, guessing what an iMac user might say on taking it to be repaired.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
100% INCESTIntergenerational Nookie Compromises Extreme Sexual Taboos. Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
92% INFATUATIONInfuriating Neurotic Feeling of Adoration That Unfortunately Attacks The Intelligence Of Nerds. Steve Keate & Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% JAGUAR (5)Just About Godlike... Unbelievers Are Reconsidering Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
100% JEALOUSJustly Envious About Loved One Undressing Someone Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% KEYBOARD (2)Keys Enter Your Bowel Only After Ruining Duodenum. Angela Brett and Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% LAMP (2)Lost At Midnight? Press. Steve Keate
Household Objects
100% LEGALLoopholes Exploited, Getting Around Laws Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% LICELittle Insects Crawl Everywhere Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Insects
100% LOVE (2)Lust Overcomes, Vagina Entered Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% LUST (4)Lacy Underwear Stretched Taut Steve Keate and Blair
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% LUST (6)Largely Useless Sexual Tensions Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% MACMicrosoft Ate Company Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% MAC (2)Makes Angela Comfortable Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% MAC (3)Mostly Always Condescending Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% MAC OS (2)May Angela Crave Only Steve Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% MAC OS (3)Majorly Addictive, Causes Overuse Syndrome. Steve Keate
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
100% MALES (2)Many Are Lacking Experience Socially Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% MALES (3)Most Are Lazy - Expect Slaves. Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% MALES (5)Machismo Attitudes, Larger Egos, Stupid Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% MALES (6)Morning After, Leave. Enforcing Stereotypes. Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% MARIJUANAMind-Altering Recreational Inhalant - Joints Usually Are Not Approved Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
100% MENSA (3)Mental Elitists Need Segregated Association Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% MENSA (4)Monstrous Egos Necessitate Superficial Authority Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% MICROSOFT (8)Media Imbeciles Continually Rabbit On, Sold On Failed Technology. Steve Keate
Computers:Windows
100% MOAMaori Over-Ate Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
100% MODEL (2)Men Only Date Easy Lays Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% MODEL (3)Mad Obsessive Dieting, Eating Laxatives. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% MODEL (4)Materialism Over-Done, Expensive Looking. Steve Keate
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% MOTHERBOARD (3)Makes One's Teeth Hurt, Eventually Removing Broken Ones, And Requiring Dentist. Steve Keate (using Angela's MOTH)
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% NONot Ordinarily Steve Keate, after being asked if he had anything better to do than acronymise.
Communication:Yesses And Noes
100% NOSENot Only Supporting Eyewear Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% NOSE (2)Number One Sinus Exhaust Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% ONANISM (2)Objects Normally Aren't Nuns... Isn't 'Semenary', Mate! Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PAINTPalate Assaulted, It's Not Tasty Steve Keate
Food & Drink
100% PAINT (2)Pleasing And Incredibly Nutritious. Truely. Steve Keate, balancing his negative PAINT expansion after reading Tony's GLOSS etc.
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
100% PC (6)Please Crush! Steve Keate
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
100% PC USERPerfect Consumer - Uses Some Expensive Rubbish Steve Keate
Computers:Windows
100% PINGProbably Instigating No Good. Steve Keate, while wondering while people online were pinging him.
Computers:Internet
100% POLICE (2)Persecution Officers Like Intimidating Citizens Excessively Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% POLICE (4)Pigs On Lookout In Cars Everywhere Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% POLICE STATIONPlace Of Lies, Injuries Coerce Explanation. Suddenly They Are Terminating Investigation - Oh No! Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Places:Buildings
100% POOPHOLEP*ss Off, Offensive People... Hardly One Lecherous Expansion Steve Keate, when someone searched acronyms.co.nz for 'poophole' and some ruder words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% POPSICLEPretty Often, People Suck Ice-Cold Lollies Eagerly. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% POPSICLE (2)Pathetic, Over-Priced, Slimy Ice Causes Little Excitement. Steve Keate
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% POSTPress OK Single Time. Steve Keate, after he accidentally posted the same message twice on the forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% POTPolice Often Take Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Drugs:Cannabis
100% POT (2)Please Offer Toke Steve Keate
Drugs:Cannabis
100% POT (4)Parliament Outlawed This Steve Keate
Drugs:Cannabis
100% RACE (3)Rapid Acronymising Crushes Eric Steve Keate, on hearing that Eric was about to overtake him on the ACRONYMS hall of fame.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% RAPERascal Assaults, Penetrates Eagerly. Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% REVOLTING (3)Retailing Emasculated Vagina On Local Toilets Is Normally Grotesque. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% ROHYPNOLRapists Often Have Your Phone Number - Over Later! Steve Keate and Angela Brett. (Rohypnol is a tranquiliser which has been linked with date rapes.)
Drugs
100% ROHYPNOL (2)Randy Old Hack Yields Pharmaceuticals Numbing Obstinate Ladies Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Drugs
100% ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHINGRolling Over Laughing Loudly, It's Not Good Over Night To Happily Exude Frenzied Laughter On One's Rug, Loud And Uncontrollable Good Humour Irritates Neighbouring Grandma. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Laughter
100% SCREENSomewhat Coarse, Rarely Eaten. Explains Nausea. Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% SEXSomething Else Xtraordinary Steve Keate, after being asked what comes after INFATUATION.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SLUT (2)She Lustily Undoes Top Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SORBITOLSugar's Obviously Really Bad, Instead This Overpressures Lobes Steve Keate
Food & Drink:Condiments
100% SOSSide Open, Sinking Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (2)Some Obscure Signal Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (3)Several Obituaries Soon Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (4)Signal Of Stress Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (5)Sea Opened, Swallowed Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SOS (12)Sh*tting Our Selves! Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SPAM (2)Stupid People Are Many Steve Keate, referring to the people who mindlessly forward spam.
Computers:Internet
100% SPAM (4)Sanity Prevailed, Ate Meat. Steve Keate
Food & Drink
100% SPAM (5)Sludge Passing As Meat Steve Keate
Food & Drink
100% SPAM (6)Supposedly Particles Are Meat Steve Keate
Food & Drink
100% SPARCSun's Particularly Amazing Research Creation Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Computers
100% SPLEENStrange, Perplexing Little Entity... Explanation Needed Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
83% STEVE (2)Society of Technical Extraordinaires, Virtually Everywhere. Steve Keate, because there are so many Steves involved in the computer industry.
Names:First names:Male
100% SUICIDESo Unhappy I Could Invent Deadly Exit Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
92% TAXI DRIVERSThey Are Xtremely Incompetent Drivers Requiring Instruction for Virtually Every Route Specified. Steve Keate
Transport:Drivers
100% VAGINA (2)Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% VERSICHERUNGVirtually Everyone Requires Some Insurance. Can't Have Everything Right Unconditionally - Nobody's God! Steve Keate (Versicherung is German for 'insurance')
Science:Linguistics:German Words
100% VIAGRAVaginal Interface Aid, Genitalia Rapidly Ascends. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Drugs
100% VIAGRA (3)Vitality Imbued Again... Get Ready, Agnes! Steve Keate
Drugs
100% VOLVOVulgar Old Ladies' Vehicle, Obviously Steve Keate (see STEVE)
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% VOLVO (2)Veers Obstructively, Lobbing Vehicle Over Steve Keate, referring to the unusually high number of Volvae involved in motorcycle accidents.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% WAGE (3)Weekly Average Gross Earnings Steve Keate
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% WAGE (4)Won't Allow Gratuitous Extravagance Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:The Workforce
90% WINDOWS TWO THOUSANDWhy Is No-one Demanding Other Windowing Systems That Would Offer The Helpful Option, Usefulness? Strangely, Almost No-one Does. Steve Keate
Computers:Windows