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100% COLOUR CHART (2)Choice Of Lots Of Unusual Recipes Can Help Achieve Right Taste Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance COLOUR CHART
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
100% COLUMBIUMChemical Of Lustre. Usually Mined By Industrious Underground Miners. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% COMBCleans Out Messy Bunches Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
100% COME BACK SOONCheck Our Members Entries By Another Call - Keenly Seeking Out Our Novelties Tony McCoy O'Grady, encouraging people to search the Acronyms website (http://acronyms.co.nz) again if they don't find anything the first time, because we strive to acronymise any unsuccessful search terms.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
86% COMETSComing Occasionally, Making Eveningtime Trails (in) Sky Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
100% COMMACompetent Orator May Momentarily Aerate. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
100% COMMA (2)Come On, Many More Acronyms! Gavin Lambert, pointing out a missing comma in an acronym featured in THE ACRONYM TIMES
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
90% COMMANDERChief Of Many Men And Naval Deity (to) Enlisted Ratings Mick Bridgstock
Military:Ranks
100% COMMENTING CODEContemplation Of My Mortality - Enlightenment's Needed To Invigorate Next Generation Continuing Our Development Effort. Angela Brett (commenting code is what a programmer does when s/he finds out s/he only has two weeks to live.)
Computers:Programming
89% COMMISSIONER STEVECheif Of MacGirl's Missions, Indeed, Steve Shows Integrity - Obsessively Nice, Earns Respect (by) Seeing That Evil Villains (are) Exterminated Dustan Dowsing & Angela Brett, Whilst in aCar
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Other Characters
100% COMMITMENT AND RELIABILITYCan't Offer Much, Miss... I'm Typical Male. Each Night Together Adds No Definite Relationship Endurance. Lust Is A Brilliant Idea, Love Is Too Yucky. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% COMMITTEECowardice Of Meeting Means Individual Toughman Tramples Everyone Else Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% COMMITTEE MEMBERSClones Of Management Meet In Time To Examine Events. Must Examine Minutes But Eschew Resolving Situations Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% COMMODECrapper Or Men's Masturbation Outlet? Determine Eventually. Jeff Anonymous
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
100% COMMUNICATEConveying One's Meaning - Maybe Using Notepaper - Is Considered A Talent, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
100% COMMUNIONChristians Offer Messiah Morsels... Ultimately Not Innards Of Nazarene Angela Brett
Religion
100% COMMUNITYConnection Of Many Minds - Usually Nowadays It's Typed Yabbering. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Computers:Internet
100% COMMUNITY ARTS AND MUSIC PROJECTCreate Original Municipal Mural, Under No Illusions That You Are Rembrandt... The Spirit's All Neighbourhood Desires. Many Ukeleles Sound In Concert, Performers (Remembering Ordinary Jobs) Enjoy Creating Tunes. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Entertainment:Music
Art & Literature
100% COMOROSCitizens Of Mixed Origins, Residents Only Subsist. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% COMPACT MUON SOLENOIDCounting Out Muons Presents A Challenge... Too Many Unprocessed Outputs Necessary Since Our Latest Equipment Nibbles On Incredible Dataflow Angela Brett (During one second of CMS running, a data volume equivalent to 10,000 Encyclopaedia Britannica will be produced, and not all of it can be recorded -- see http://cmsinfo.cern.ch/Welcome.html/CMSdocuments/CMSposters/PDF/TriDASNCo.pdf)
Science:Physics
90% COMPANIESCommercial Organisations, Motivated by Profits - Always Need Intense Ethical Scrutiny Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Companies
100% COMPANY NAMESCorporations Often Make Particular Apronymic Names - Yet Not Always Make Economic Sense Tony McCoy O'Grady - some apronymic names don't always tell the customer immeidately what the company does. Esso was an attempt at spelling the word formed by S and O, the initials of Standard Oil. Standard Oil tells the comsumer much more than Esso or Exxon do.
Commerce:Companies
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% COMPASSCould One's Magnet Point At South? Surely! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Navigation Aids
88% COMPASS (2)Clever Orienteering Merits Prestigious Awards for Some Scouts Sean Lamb
Places:Navigation Aids
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
100% COMPASSIONATE SERVICEComforts Others, Many People Are Seeing Service In Our Needs And Trials Endured. Sees Every Responsibility, Vital In Caring, Everyone Jan Morgan
Religion
92% COMPETITIONCo-operation Of Major Petrol Empires Throws Insult To It, One Notices. Angela Brett, when she received an email urging people to boycott major PETROL companies in order to force the price down. (See also CO-OPERATION)
Transport
Commerce
100% COMPETITION (2)Consumers Often Monitor Price, Ensuring That It's Truly Indicative Of Noteworthiness Angela Brett
Commerce
100% COMPILERCorrector Of Many Problems, It Lends Expertise Readily Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
100% COMPILER (2)Compilers Only Make Programs If Libraries Execute Right Sean Lamb
Computers:Programming
93% COMPLEMENTARYCouple Of Matched Parts Look Elegantly Made, Each Needing T'other And Reconciling Ying&yang-ness TMcCO'G
Assorted Adjectives
100% COMPLEX CONDITIONAL STATEMENTConjunction Of Many Predicates Logically Evaluated Xerts Control Over Numbercruncher. Developed Intellectuals Think It's Overly Nettlesome... A Large-Scale Turing Automation, Though, Executes Mindlessly Every Nettlesome Task. Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
91% COMPLIANCEConsequent On Meeting Principles (Laid-out In Agreement) New Chances Ensue TMcCO"G - Compliance here is thpught of in terms of the Arms Decommissioning involved in the Northern Ireland peace process
Military:War & Terrorism
100% COMPOSECreation Of Musical Pieces Or Something Else Edwin Hermann
Entertainment:Music
Art & Literature
100% COMPUTERCrashes Or Mangles Programs Until Technician Emolument Received Rico Leffanta
Computers
100% COMPUTER (2)Can't Operate Machine. Participating Usually Terrifies Eventual Recruit Jan Morgan
Computers
100% COMPUTER (3)Complex Outrageous Machine Practically Using Things, Especially Remarkable Jacek Dobrzyniecki
Computers
100% COMPUTER MAGAZINECauses Overeater Mouth Problems, Upset Tummy, Excruciating Rectal Movements And Gastritis - And Zero In Nutritional Elements. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% COMPUTER MAGAZINE (2)Cook One's Manuals, Perhaps Until Tender, Ensures Roughage. Meals Are Generally Assumed Zero In Nutritional Effects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% COMPUTER PRESENTATIONCan Only Make Printouts Using This Expensive Rubbish? Projection's Really Easy, Shouldn't Everyone Nowadays Throw Away Transparencies? Ink's Old News! Angela Brett
Computers
Communication:Presentations
90% COMPUTERSCan Only Macintosh Processors Use The Easy-to-Run Software? Angela Brett
Computers
100% COMPUTERS (2)Convey Others' Messages! Produce Useful Tips! Electronically Run Securely! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Computers
100% COMPUTER SUPPORTChap On My Phone Usually Tries Enabling Repair. Some Unusual 'Puter Problems Often Require Technicians Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
100% CONAN O'BRIENCan Oblong Noggins And Nerdy Oafs Bring Ratings? I Expect Not. joybutton
Entertainment:TV shows:Talk Shows
100% CONCEITEDConcerning Oneself, Never Chanced Entertaining Inferior Thoughts. Everything's Delightful Tony McCoy O'Greatest
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
88% CONCISECould Oxford Not Contain Itself in Short Explanations? Angela Brett, knowing how long the 'Shorter' Oxford English Dictionary is.
Words & Wordplay
100% CONCRETEConglomeration Of Natural Congealers Reinforces Every Tall Edifice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
100% CONCUPISCENCEConflicting Onus Never Concedes Until Penetration Invades Sentiments Compromising Emotional Nuances Causing Eviction Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% CONDOMContraceptive Often Needs Deploying Over Member Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
86% CONDOM (2)Cover Often Necessary for Dirty Old Men. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
85% CONDOMINIUMConnected Or Not, Domiciles Often Mean In-laws Normally Invade, Ultimately Move in Sean Lamb
Places:Buildings
100% CONFERENCECombatting Omnifarious Nastiness, Fairly Enigmatic Reptiles Exist Near Cairo, Egypt joybutton
Science:Biology
100% CONFESSIONALCatholic Or Not, 'Fess Even Small Sins In Our Now Audioproof Locker Jeff Anonymous
Religion
Places:Buildings
100% CONFUSEDCauldron Of Nonconforming Feelings - Understanding Seems Ever Distant. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% CONFUSIONChaos - Office Nitwit's F***ed Up! Situation Is Outrageously Nightmarish Tnyo CcyoM OdrGay'
People & Relationships
100% CONGOCoups Oust Native Governments Occasionally. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
94% CONGRATULATIONSColleague Offers NewZealander Generous Remarks About Talent. Unique Loki-winning Antipodean That's Included On Newspaper's Successes Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela's EAT POTATO won a prize in Loki's creativity column in a newspaper.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% CONGRESSConglomerations Of No-Goods - Really Entirely Self Serving. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% CONGRESS (2)Copulation, Otherwise Narcissistic Group Repealing Even Social Security? Jeff Anonymous, discussing two connotations of the word "congress," excepting "opposite of progress."
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Politics
100% CONGRESS (3)Come On! No Group Really Enacts Such Sh*t Roger Williams
Politics
100% CONNECT FOURColoured Ovals Navigated Nicely Ensuring, Cleverly, The Formation Of Unmixed Rows Angela Brett
Entertainment:Games
100% CONNECTICUTConstitutional Order Naturally Needed, Embraces Colony To Initiate Creed Used Today Jan Morgan - first state to use laws
Places:States & Regions
100% CONNIECaring One Negotiates Noteworthy Ideas, Effectively Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
92% CONON OF SAMOSConic Observations Noted, Offered Numerical Orations to Friend & Senior, Archimedes. Mathematically-Oriented Stargazer. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% CONSECRATIONComplete Obedience Necessary, Sacred Efficacious, Concentrated Righteous Attributes To Initiate One's Nirvana Jan Morgan
Religion
100% CONSERVATIVEContinuously Opposes Novelty, Sees Everything Reactionarily, Violently Against Things It Views "Emergent" TMcCO'G
Politics
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% CONSERVATIVESContinuation Of National State Earnings Related Value Added Taxes In Very Extreme Situations John Richard Jones
Politics:Parties
100% CONSTANCE"Could Other Nation Seize Throne?" Asks Nasty Conniving Englishwoman Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
100% CONSTIPATEDCan One Not Shift This Impacted Pile And Take Energising Dump? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% CONSTITUTIONContract Offering Numerous Sequential Tenets Intended To Unitedly Temper Its Own Nation Patricia Rix
Politics
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% CONSULTANTCompanies Often Need Someone Using Logic To Analyze New Theories Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
90% CONTINUUMCan One Not Think It's Never-beginning, Unending, Universal Miracle Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
Time
100% CONTRACTContributors Ought Not To Reveal Any Contrary Thoughts Angela Brett, after Tony jokingly said on the Apronyms forums, 'I have to agree with Angela -- It's in my contract'
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% CONTRACT (2)Co-Operative? No! That's Right, Angela Controls Tony Angela Brett, after Tony jokingly said on the Apronyms forums, 'I have to agree with Angela -- It's in my contract'
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% CONTROL DESTINYConscious Or Not, The Reality Of Life's Deterministic... Everything's Sums, Trajectories, Integrals, 'Ncluding You! Angela Brett
Religion
100% CONTROL FREAKCommands Overly Necessary Tasks, Ruins Others Lives, Frightening Responses, Everyone's Attitude Kaput Jan Morgan - kaput=ruined, these people can cause undue stress on relationships
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
88% CONVERTChange One's Neighbour's Vision (by) Extensive Religious Teaching Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% CONVERTING PAGANSChristians Overthrow Native Views, Existing Religious Teaching's Implicitly No Good, Presumed 'Actual' God's A Necessary Substitute. Angela Brett
Religion
100% CONVICTCalculating, Overtly Nefarious Villain In Computer Trade Angela Brett, finding another villain for the Baddie School roll.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
100% COOKControls Ordering Of Kitchen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% COOK (2)Cuisine Out Of Kilobytes! Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% COOKIE MANAGER MOMCrazy Occasional Obligation Keeps Its Endeavor Mandated, A Numbers Agenda Gains Every Revenue, Makes One Manage Jan Morgan - Girl Scouts need help keeping track of how many cookie boxes go out and how much money comes in making sure everything is correct and accounted for
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
100% COOKIESCupboard Of One's Kitchen Is Eternal Source. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% COOKINGContents Of Our Kitchens Is Now 'Grub' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
88% COOLIESCatchy Outburst On Liking Initial Exposure to Something Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% COOL STUFFChill Out - Oh Look, Some Things're Utterly Funky & Fantastic TMcCO'G
Assorted Phrases
100% CO-OPERATIONComplete Oligarchy Of Petroleum Empires Riles All The Innocent Oil-Needers. Angela Brett (see COMPETITION)
Transport
Commerce
100% COORDINATORControlling Overseer Of Research & Development Is Necessary Administrator To Obtain "Results" Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% COPCorrect Operational Procedure Angela Brett, after hearing a character on a police drama use that phrase.
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% COPOUTCunning Operation Planning On Upbraiding Target Katherine
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% COPOUT (2)Chancer Often Pleads Obtusely, Using Trickery Tony
People & Relationships
100% COPPERCommonly Our Police, Properly Earthly Resource Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% COPSCrime's Opposers Protect & Serve Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% COPULATEConstables Outnumber People Usually Late At Tort Events Rico Leffanta (Cop! You Late!)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% COPY AND PASTECan Original Postings You've Abandoned Now Depart. Perhaps Archive Should Thread Elsewhere Tony McCoy O'Grady, when it was suggested that some of the old forum threads copied and pasted into an ARCHIVE.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% COPY PROTECTION SCHEMECatalyst Of Piracy... Your Purchase Runs On The Elderly CD + Tape Instruments Only... Net Search Compulsory (How Else's Mp3 Extracted?) Angela Brett, who would like to buy certain CDs but is forced to download them from the internet instead, since copy-protection schemes prevent the CDs from being played in anything other than than my alarm clock. Unfortunately the iTunes Music Store is not available in this country yet, so that means piracy.
Entertainment:Music
100% CORALComfort Of Receiving Another's Love Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the coral (35th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% CORDClogs Oesophagus, Really Dry Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% CORD (2)Chopper Organises Ready Deadwood Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% CORDELIAComes Over Really Dignified, Echoing Lear's Inherent Authority Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
100% CORDYCEPSClaims Of Reducing (Drastically) Your Cholesterol & Enhancing Pulmonary System Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
100% CORECentre Of Reactor, Etc. Angela Brett
Places:Positions & Directions
100% CORE (2)Centre, Or Rather, Epicentre Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Positions & Directions
100% CORINTHIANSCorruption Observed. Renounce Impiety Now. Tolerating Heresy Is A Non-Starter. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
100% CORIOLISControl Of Rotation In One's Loo's Incredibly Slight! Angela Brett (see http://www.ems.psu.edu/~fraser/Bad/BadCoriolis.html)
Science:Meteorology
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
100% CORIOLIS (2)Circularity Of Rotation Is Oppositional, Loading Is Slow TMcCO'G, after Patricia wondered if the Apronyms site is the slowest in the Southern Hemisphere, responded: It's the Coriolis effect. The site loads anti-clockwise in the southern hemisphere and clockwise in the northern. Reverse the polarity of the plug on your computer and all will be as it should be :-)
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Excuses for Slow Loading
100% CORNChiropodist's Obviously Really Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% CORN (2)Cob Offers Ready Nutrition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% CORN (3)Callous Often Requires Nursing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
75% CORNETCan One Really Need Extra Trumpet-type-thing? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
100% CORNFLAKESCereal Of Rich Nutrition, Favourably Light And Known Energy Supply Edwin Hermann
Food & Drink
93% CORNFLAKES MANCriminal Of Real Nastiness, Frequently Linked (with) A Killing Epidemic - Seems Modest And Nice. Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up a new name for the Baddy School roll - a cereal killer!
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
100% CORNWALLCompletely Obeys Regan's Nasty Wickedness - A Loathsome Lord Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
100% COROLLACheap Oriental Runabout, Often Lacks Lasting Accelleration Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% CORPORALChevron-Owning Recent Private, Officious, Repulsive And Loathsome Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
100% CORPORATIONCity's Officials Regulate Policy Or Respond Appropriately To Incidents Of Note Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% CORPORATION (2)Companies Often Report Profits On Retail And Then Insist On Nondisclosure Sean Lamb
Commerce
100% CORPUS CALLOSUMCerebral Overpass Recommended Partitions Useful Sphere. Congenital Absence Loses Link Of Sections Using Malformation Jan Morgan -- it's the bridge that links the left side to the right side of the brain - its rare but some people are born with out one.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% CORRECTIVEComplements Optical Refraction - Reading's Easier 'Cause This Improves Vision Everywhere. Angela Brett, thinking of corrective lenses or laser eye surgery.
Science:Biology:Healthcare
100% CORRUPTConcentrating On Rich Rewards Using Political Tactics Rico Leffanta
Politics
100% CORVETTEClassic Oldtime Road Vehicle, Elevated Teenager's Testosterone, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
86% COSINECoordinate Of Something In Non-eccentric Ellipse Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
88% COSTARDComes Over (as) Staunch, True And Romantically Devoted Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Love's Labours Lost
100% COSTA RICACoffee's One Source To Attract Revenue In Central America. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% COST REDUCTIONCaution On Spending The Rent Elsewhere... Debts Unpaid Cause Trebling Invoices & Ominous Notices. Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
100% COST REDUCTION (2)Cry Of Spend-Thrift: Remember, Everyone - Don't Use Credit. The Interest's Outrageous Nowadays! Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
100% COST SAVINGSCut Out Silly Things Since Adding Value Is Not Generating Sales Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% COTE D'IVOIRECoffee, Oil, Timber Exported. Developed Its Viable Oil Industry Round 'Eighty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% COTTONCelebrated Once, Twice... Timespan Of Nuptials. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the cotton (2nd) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% COTTON (2)Cloth Or Thread Taken Of Nature Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
100% COTTON (3)Cookability's Overrated - Too Thin On Nutrition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% COTTON (4)Chew On This To Obtain Nutrition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% COUCHComfy Option, Uses Chair Hospitality Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Furniture
100% COUGARCat Of Unusual Grace And Rapacity Tony McCougar O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
55% COULDSCompletely Off-the-wall, Utopian, Loads-a-money-for Development Suggestions Tony McCoy O'Grady (see MUST)
Words & Wordplay
100% COULOMBCharge Of Umpteen Leptons, One Magnetism Below Angela Brett (One Magnetism Below referring to the leptons in question having electromagnetic charge of -1)
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% COUNSELORCourtroom Officer Usually Negates Someone Else's Legal Opinion Resolutely Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% COUNTDOWNCarol's On Unusual Numerical Tricks, Dick's On Wordy Natterings Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to a UK television programme and its two hosts.
Entertainment:TV shows

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