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100% CHARM QUARKCould Have A Real Magical Quality... Undergraduates Are Really Keen! Angela Brett, wondering if the charm quark is so charming that it will get otherwise disinterested undergraduates enthused. ('Charm' is one of the six types of quark... along with UP QUARK, DOWN QUARK, STRANGE QUARK, TOP QUARK and BOTTOM QUARK)
Science:Physics:Particles
100% CHASEDChooses Her Amours So Each Discovers Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% CHASMCrevasses Have Always Slain Mountaineers Angela Brett
Places
Sports & Recreation
100% CHASMSCan't Hop Across So Much Space TMcCO'G
Places
100% CHASMS (2)Climb Harnessed And Summit Mountain Safely Angela Brett
Places
Sports & Recreation
100% CHASTEChooses Her Amours So They'll Engage Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% CHATCome, Have A Talk Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
100% CHAT ACRONYMSChuckling Heartily As Typing A Capitalised ROTFL? Oh No, You're Merely Smiling. Angela Brett, who notices that some people reflexively type acronyms suggesting laughter (such as ROTFL: Rolling On The Floor Laughing) when they actually aren't laughing.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Laughter
100% CHAT BOARDSCan Have A 'Talk' But Only At Roaming Digits' Speed Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
100% CHATROOM ACRONYMSCommon, Hardly Artistic Typing Reducers... Often Original Meanings Aren't Consciously Recalled, Only Nonsense You Mechanically Say. Angela Brett, referring to the way many people reflexively type LOL when they didn't laugh out loud, and even go as far as typing LOLOLOLOLOLOL for emphasis, which makes no sense at all.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% CHATTERConversation Having A Tendency Toward Empty Rattling Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
100% CHATTER BOXCan't Hold Active Tongue That Eternally Restless - Blathering On Xtensively Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
100% CHEATER'Champion' Has Evidently Altered The Examination Results Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% CHEATSCraves Having Easy Answers To Succeed Scott Higton... my kids buy PC games and after 10 minutes of play want me to download whatever cheats there are for it. Thought this an appropriate acronym for what they are doing... or anyone that butts up against a situation that requires some effort.
Computers:Games
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% CHEDSCrackers Having Extremely Delicious Seasoning. Steve Keate
Food & Drink
83% CHEERCreate Happiness Everywhere - Eventually (it's) Reciprocated. Angela Brett
Laughter
100% CHEERIOSCold Hearted Enemy Enters Residences, Inhibiting Occupants' Slumber Patricia Rix
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
92% CHEERLEADERSCompetitors Have Extremely Energetic Rosy-cheeked Ladies Entertaining Audiences, Doing Elaborate Routines Stylishly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
100% CHEERSConvivial Host Enjoys EverybodyĆ­s Rousing Salutation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
100% CHEFCreates Heavenly Exciting Feasts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
80% CHEF (2)Culinary Honcho (of) Exceptional Flair Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (3)Cooks Hardly-Edible Food Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (4)Cuisine Has Exquisite Flavours Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Chefs
80% CHEF (5)Cooks Herbed Escargot in France Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (6)Cheesepuff Hat's Eventually Flattened Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (7)Cooks Hen's Eggs Frequently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
80% CHEF (8)Can Hardly Eat (his) Food! Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (9)Chops His/Her Extremeties Frequently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
80% CHEF (10)Causes Halitosis (with) Excessive Flavourings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (11)Can Handle Every Foodstuff Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (12)Calorie Hoarder, Extremely Fat Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
80% CHEF (13)Cafeteria's Head Employee is Fussy Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (14)Culinary Host Expertly Flambes Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (15)Cheap Hotels Employ Fryers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (16)Chap Has Eaten Frogslegs Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (17)Chops Ham Extremely Finely Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (18)Cholesterol Harbours Excess Flab. Angela Brett. I bet you're wondering why there are so many chefs here - well, Tony said he had a group of 18 acronyms he was doing, and the clue was Holst. Angela thought of the chef ALISON HOLST and asked if he was doing 18 chefs. Tony was actually referring to Gustav Holst, but we thought up 18 CHEFs nevertheless.
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEF (19)Computer Hardware Enters Food! Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% CHEF (20)Cooking Helps Express Feelings. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHEMISTRYConderning How Every Molecure Is Structured, Tailored & Relates. Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
100% CHENEYCrafty Halliburton Executive Neatly Enriches Yanks Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% CHENEY (2)Corporately Halliburton Enriched, National Economies Yell Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see HALLIBURTON)
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% CHENEY (3)Clearly Halliburton Expects Near East Yippee Chris Kjelgaard, referring to Dick Cheney (see HALLIBURTON)
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% CHERChest, Hips, & Eyebrows Remodelled! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% CHER (2)Clothes Hardly Ever Replete Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
86% CHERRYCannot Have Experienced Rumpy-pumpy Relationships Yet Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% CHERUBSChubby Harpist Ecstatically Rapturous, Usually Boys Seemingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% CHERYLChanteuse, Her Eurovision Revealed Youthful Legs. TMcCO'G - referring to Cheryl Baker, one fourth of "Bucks Fizz" who won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1981. As part of the show the two males pulled the long skirts off the two females midway through the song, revealing beautiful legs clad in shorts.
Entertainment:Music:Artists
83% CHESSCheckerboard, Half Empty, Sixty-four Squares Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
100% CHESS (2)Clocks Help Encourage Speedy Strategy Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
100% CHESS (3)Checkmate Hardly Ever Seems Straightforward Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
100% CHESS (4)Castles Have Every Square Sighted Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
100% CHESS (5)Can't Help Evoking Soporific Spectators Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
100% CHESS (6)Champions Have Every Strategy Stored Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Games
100% CHESTNUT"Conkers" Has Every Schoolboy Taking Nuts Up Trees Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
Entertainment:Toys
90% CHEVROLETCar Has Exceptional Velocity, Racing-drivers Often Look Excessively Testosteronic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% CHEVYCar Has Enviable Velocity - Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% CHICKEN COOPCan Hens Intimidate Chicks Keeping Erotic Nests? Come On Over Playmate! Rico Leffanta
Places:Buildings
100% CHICK FLICKCinematographers Have Inane Concept - Kittenish Female Lead In Childish Kack! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
100% CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICERCorrupt Hog Is Editing Facts; If Nobody Finds Our Robber, Make Anyone Take It On Nose. Occasional False Findings Increases Constabulary's Evident Resourcefulness. Angela Brett, who tends to immediately think of corrupt police officers when seeing the word 'officer' on unsuccessful searches. (See also WARRANT OFFICER)
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% CHIEF WIGGUMCopper (He's Incessantly Eating Food) Whose Immense Girth Generates Unending Mirth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% CHIFFONConfection Has Interesting Frills Full Of Nutrients Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% CHIFFON (2)Clearly Habiliment Isn't Food, Frilly Or Not! Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% CHILDCooks Herself Interesting Little Delicacies Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Julia Child.
Food & Drink:Chefs
100% CHILD (2)Comics Hope It's Laughter's Daughter Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
100% CHILD (3)Complete Human In Latent Development Matthew Oram
People & Relationships
100% CHILD (4)Considered Harmless, Immediate Laughing, Departs Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
100% CHILDCARECare Handler, Infants, Little "Dumplings", Capable Adults' Responsibility, Employment Jan Morgan - Little Dumplings can be considered an endearment used for toddlers
People & Relationships:Family
100% CHILDRENCurious Homonym In Language... Dearness Refunds Expenses Ninefold. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
100% CHILECompletely Hilly, Intensely Lengthy Entity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
83% CHILLCool Hurriedly In Low-temperature Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
100% CHIMERICALCan't Handle Installing Mozilla? Easily Remedied: Install Chimera And Laugh. Steve Keate, referring to the web browser for Mac OS X
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% CHIMNEYCeiling Hole Issues Muck - Nimbus Envelopes You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
100% CHINClip Hair If Necessary Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% CHINACountless Hordes Intimidate Neighbouring Autonomies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% CHINA (2)Couple Has Indeed Now Adjusted Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the china (20th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% CHINA (3)Coupled Hearts In Natural Accord Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
100% CH'IN CHIU SHAOComposed Haiku, Investigated Numbers & Congruences. His Interesting Understandings Stieltjes Has Afterwards Observed. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% CHINESIFIEDCookery Has Interesting Neologism. Eldest Son Invents Foodstuff''s Ingeniously Elegant Description Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: When the Tonylet was younger he wanted to indicate how some food had been turned into a Chinese meal by the addition of Soy Sauce... and thus the word 'Chinesified' was born
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Food & Drink
100% CHIPCan Hurt Intestines, Parts Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% CHIPMUNKCute Hijinks Invite Presents: Muncies Unnumbered. No Kidding! Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
100% CHIPSCan't Have Intel Processors Salted Angela Brett and Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% CHIRON & DEMETRIUSComplete Havoc Is Result Of Nasty Deeds. Evil Men Enrage Titus Resulting In Unusual Supper Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
100% CHIROPRACTORCracking Has Its Reasons Of Practicality, Really Adjusts, Correcting Tailbones Of Regulars. Jan Morgan -- a chiropractor corrects any mis-alignment in our backs by several different methods called adjustments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
100% CHIVALRYChaps Honourable In Valour Amid Lasting Romantic Yarns. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% CHLORINECommon Halogen. Liquifies Often. Respiration Is Not Easy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
82% CHOCOLAITCan't be Healthy - Often Condemned by Overweight Ladies As Indulgent Treat. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% CHOCOLATECan Help One Cope Over Lover's Absence - Tasty Experience. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% CHOICECareful Habits Occur In Choosing Endlessly Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% CHOICESConsidering Handy Options Ideally Creates Educated Selection Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% CHOIRChanting Hymns Organised In Reverence Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
100% CHOIR (2)Confidence, Honesty, Outgoing, Integrity, Respect John Richard Jones Required to make progress in this world.
Entertainment:Music
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% CHOLESTEROL FREECharles Has Obviously Lost English Support To Ever Rule Over Locals. Follow Republic Exemplar Expeditiously. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when challenged to make a CHOLESTEROL FREE acronym to go with LOW FAT. There's a long story to go with this which won't fit here. Admittedly it had nothing to do with cholesterol, but LOW FAT and CHOLESTEROL FREE were the acronyms that started this all, so they have been retained for historical reasons.
Politics
94% CHOLESTEROL FREE (2)Chortling Happily Over Latest Extremely Silly Tuppence-worth. Energetically Rolling Over Laughing! Fully Recommend Enjoying Everything. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when challenged to make a CHOLESTEROL FREE acronym to go with LOW FAT.
Laughter
100% CHOOSE THE RIGHTChildren Hereby Offers Own Solutions Eternally, To Heaven Eventually, Raising Individual Goodness Highly Triumphant Jan Morgan
Religion
100% CHOPINCherish How One Plays Immortal Nocturnes! Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% CHOPIN (2)Concerto Heard On Piano Is Nice Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% CHOPSTICKSCan't Hold Onto Pasta Sauce, These Inadequate Chinese Kitchen Sticks! Angela Brett
Food & Drink
100% CHOWDERCreamy Heavy Option, Will Determine Eating Range Jan Morgan - a More Caloric Soup
Food & Drink
100% CHRISChap Has Requested Individual 'Spansion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
100% CHRIS (2)Capable Helper Revels In Service Jan Morgan
Names:First names
100% CHRISTCertainly His Resurrection Is Supreme Truth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% CHRISTA MCAULIFFEChallenger Had Reason In Sending Teacher Above Many Classrooms, And Unfortunately Lost Instructor's Flair For Ever Angela Brett, inspired by CHALLENGER
Names:Famous people
100% CHRISTICaring Heart Realist Is Secure Tactful Individual Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
90% CHRISTIANCatholics Have Religious Icon... Saviour That Invoked Angels at Nativity. Angela Brett
Religion
90% CHRISTIAN (2)Creation Hypothesis is Right... Ignore Signs That Indicate Another Notion Angela Brett
Religion
100% CHRISTINECinematic Horror Revealing Intelligent Suspense. Terror In Night Excursions Eric Bridgstock... I spotted CHRISTINE in the unsuccessful searches and immediately thought of the film directed by John Carpenter, based on the Stephen King novel
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% CHRISTINE (2)Carpenter's Halloween Release Is Scary. Tempting Insomnia - No Escape! Eric Bridgstock... I spotted CHRISTINE in the unsuccessful searches and immediately thought of the film directed by John Carpenter, based on the Stephen King novel
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% CHRISTMASCharacteristic Huge Rise In Shopping - The Merriest Are Salesmen! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS (2)Christ Heralds Rejoicing Into Songs, Turning Masses Against Sin. Mary Carr
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS (3)Can't Help Running Insolvent, Spouse Takes Money And Spends Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS (4)Charities Have Requested Industries Send Tributes Mollifying Alcoholic Society Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS (5)Clearly Hoping Romance Is Suddenly Terminated; Make Amends Subsequently Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS (6)Children Hope Recession Influences Santa To Make Amends Spectacularly Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS (7)Could Herald Resurrection If Snowmen Truly Melt After Sunset Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS (8)Considering Harder Rocks, If Santa's True Maybe Antarctica's Safer. Angela Brett, because if Santa Claus really lived at the North pole he'd probably fall through the ice.
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS (9)Children Haven't Realised Its Simpler Truths... Mary And Son. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS (10)"Come Hither, Rejoice In Saviour's Teachings!" Many Angels Shout Gavin Lambert
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS HAMPERSCustomer Hasn't Received IPod! Says The Mail Authority: Scheduled Hampers Are Making Parcels Evaporate. Retrieval Soon." Angela Brett, because Christmas HAMPERS the delivery of her iPod. (said hampers are coming from a company which allows people to overpay for the hamper over the year and then receive it around Christmas time, so it was a scheduled influx of hamper deliveries.)
Communication
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMAS SONGSCarols Have Rhythm? I'm Supposed To Make Accented Syllables Syncopic & Overextend Nearly Gratuitous Syntax Angela Brett, noting that the rhythm in many Christmas carols is terrible... some unstressed syllables are ludicrously elongated while others are omitted. Even seasoned churchgoers hesitate at some lines, wondering just how to fit the words into the tune. As some words are replaced by more modern versions the rhythm is screwed up even more, and the difficulty is made worse by the fact that different parishes offer slightly different modernisations to fit into the same tune.
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTMASTIMECelebrating Hanukkah? Religion's Immaterial - Start The Merrymaking And Singing, There Is Much Enjoyment! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CHRISTOPHERChurch Has Rescinded Individual's Sainthood - They Openly Probed His Essential Reality Tony McCoy O'Grady - Some years ago the Catholic Church reviewed the evidence for the existence of St. Christopher (the patron saint of travellers) and he was (along with others) removed from the calendar of the saints.
Religion:Saints
100% CHRISTOPHER (2)Carefully Has Reasons In Security, Takes Over Parents Home, Encouraging Reconcilation Jan Morgan - Someone I know
Names:First names:Male
80% CHROMIUMCorrosion-resistance (and) Hardness Requires Other Metals' Introduction, Usually Molybdenum. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% CHRONICLESCarefully Hewn Recounting Of Northern Israel, Concludes Largely Encouraging Some Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
100% CHRYSLERCars Have Reached Your Souls - Let's Enjoy Racing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
70% CHUCKLECrazy and Hearty Undulations of the Corporeal Kind... Laughter, Even! Angela Brett
Laughter
100% CHUCKLE (2)Crudely Hilarious Undertaking... Comically Killer Little Expansion! Angela Brett, who liked the Aaaaaarrrrggghh in ANTHRAX (2)
Laughter
100% CHUNDERCould Have Used Normal Digestive Enzymes, Really. Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
86% CHURCHCommunity House Usually Reserved (for) Christian Happenings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Places:Buildings
100% CIACriminals In Authority Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
80% CIAOClassic Italian "Auf-wiedersehen" Observation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
100% CIDERCan Incessant Drinking End Relationships? Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% CIDER (2)Certainly It's Delicious & Extremely Refreshing. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% CIGARCan I Generate A Reaction? Tony McCoy O'Grady, regarding the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal
Drugs
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% CIGAR (2)Crazy Idiots Gain Awful Respiration. Jeff Anonymous
Drugs:Tobacco
100% CIGARETTESCancer: Idiots Greatly Augment Risk Every Time They 'Enjoy' Smoking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco

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