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100% CIGARETTES (2)Cancer? I Guess A Reason Exists Tipping The Evidentiary Scales. Roger Williams
Drugs:Tobacco
100% CINDYCaring Individual, Nice Dependable Yin Jan Morgan -- a person I know
Names:First names:Female
100% CINDY (2)Comrades In Need, Domain Yonder Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
100% CIPACan't I Play Anywhere? Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% CIPA (2)Censoring Internet Pages Always Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% CIPA (3)Congress Institutes Protections Awkwardly Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
80% CIPA (4)Congress's Inane Plan for Assimilation Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% CIRCLECalculation Into Route Consistently Locus-Equidistant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
100% CIRCLE (2)Circulating, Inhabitable, Rotational, Cycle Logical Ellipses/Eclipses! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. CIRCLE! EARTH: DAYS, YEARS, Eclipses & the wonderful Cycle Logical PREDICTABLE SCIENCE.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
100% CIRCLE PERIMETERCircumference (Irrational Ratio Called-Logically!) Equals Pi! (Energizes Representation In Math Equations) Two (Er) Radius Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Outside of parentheses in EXPANSION: Circumference = Pi Two Radiusor C=2*Pi*R. The ! signals that (Irrational Ratio Called-Logically!) is Pi! "Called-Logically!" is a PUNNY way of saying "most Pies are CIRCLES." Er is Chinese Two. Hope the grave accent for Èr worked. I thought that (Energizes Representation In Math Equations) was very important. For centuries, primary school children have learned C=2*Pi*R, so this inclusion might help whoever reads this APRONYM when they study advanced math.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
100% C IS FOR CAATINGACovered-In Sandy Floor, Open Region Comprising An Arboreal Tract In Natural Granite Area Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela pointed out that with the ASCII sorting of acronyms, first entries could easily be outdone by 'C is for...' type phrases, and Tony decided to create the ultimate of those.
Places
91% CITY CENTRECleared of Industry & Trade, You Can Enjoy Neat Thoroughfares, Revitalised Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
100% CIVICCommunitarianism Is Vital In Cities Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% CIVIC (2)Closeness Instils Violence In Cities Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% CIVIL ENGINEERConstruction Is Vital In Life, Erecting New Gizmos Ingeniously Necessitates Engendering Elegant Results Isambard Kingdom McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% CIVIL SERVANTSControl Icons Violating International Laws Spoiling Everything Rejecting Values And Neglecting The System John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:The Workforce
89% CLARENCECross-eyed Lion's A Relic Evoking Nostalgic Childhood Experiences Tony McCoy O'Grady (An old tv programme called "Daktari" set in Africa featured a cross-eyed lion called Clarence)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% CLARUSComputer Launched Animal Rendering Useful Service Tony McCoy O'Grady, when I suggested that KEYBOARD could fly to earth on CLARUS the DogCow, and he wondered how CLARUS could fly.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Other Characters
Science:Biology:Animals
100% CLASHCollege Lectures Are Scheduled Horribly Angela Brett, after having her timetable rearranged for about the fifth time this week due to other students' timetable clashes. (I mean college in the American sense here... not a high school)
Education
100% CLASSICALCultured Listeners Appreciate Sonorous Sonatas In Concerthalls (And Lifts) Tony McCoy O'Grady (for 'lifts' our American readers should read 'elevators'.
Entertainment:Music
100% CLASSYChic Lady; Adroitly She Stretches You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% CLATHYClutching Lightbulb Anxiously, Thinking, "Here? Yonder?" Angela Brett (Clathy is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Nervously indecisive about how to dispose of a dead lightbulb.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% CLAUDECultured, Learned Artist Understated Details Extensively Sean Lamb (Claude Monet's impressionist works were more noted for their lack of precise detail, presenting just the impression of an image rather than a photorealistic reproduction; Monet studied in Europe with many other well known artists including EugŽne Boudin, Pablo Picasso and Pierre-Auguste Renoir)
Names:Famous people
Art & Literature
100% CLAUDE (2)Capable Lad Allows Ultimatum, Demands Efficiency Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% CLAUDIACardinale (Latin Actress) Undressed Decorously In Acting TMcCO'G
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% CLAUDIOCallow Lad, After Unforeseen Disasters, Is Overjoyed Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
100% CLAUDIO (2)Can Live After Unacknowledged Death Indictment's Overturned Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
100% CLAUDIUSCunningly Launches An Untimely Death - Is Usurping Scoundrel Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
100% CLAVERINGCountry Living At Very Easy Rates In Nearby Graveyard George Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
100% CLEANConceal Litter Effectively And Neatly Edwin Hermann
Science:Environment
100% CLEAN (2)Cleansed Lavishly Evidently All Neat Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% CLEANERSCriminal Leaders Extracting Assets Never Expecting Redemption Settlements Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% CLEAR WATER ACTClear, Limpid Elixirs Are Required. We Appreciate Totally Enactments Requiring A Certain Treatment Tony McCoy O'Grady, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
Politics
89% CLEFAIRYCollectors Leap Excitedly Finding it, As It's Rare... Yahoo! Angela Brett (Clefairy is Pokemon #35)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
100% CLEOPATRACunning Lovely Egyptian Obviously Preferred Asp To Roman Attentions. Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
100% CLEOPATRA (2)Classic.... Launched Elizabeth On Path As Towering Romantic Actress Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
100% CLEVERCerebral Lobes Especially Vibrant, Ever Reasoning Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% CLICHECreatively Lacking Imitation Commonly Heard Elsewhere Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
100% CLICHE (2)Chronically Lacking In Creativity, Hated Everywhere Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
89% CLICKLOCComputer Lady In Cyber-Killing - Links (with) Organised Crime Tony McCoy O'Grady, CLICKLOC is another supervillain, and also a HyperTalk function.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
100% CLIENTCustomer List - Industrial Enterprises Need Them Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% CLIFF-HANGERClimax Left In For Further Handling. A New Gasp-Enducer Required Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
100% CLIMATE VISIONCarbon Lurks In Murky Air, The Environmental Violation Is Serious, It's Overly Noxious Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this article from the Feedback section of New Scientist magazine: THE BUSH Administration is being criticised for its voluntary global warming programme, in which American industry is gently encouraged to "reduce the projected growth" of greenhouse gases. Whatever the justification for the criticism, one aspect of the programme is unforgivable - its name. Climate VISION stands for Climate, Voluntary Innovative Sector Initiatives: Opportunities Now. Not since 2001's USA PATRIOT Act (Uniting and Strengthening of America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required toIntercept and Obstruct Terrorism) has an acronym been so contrived.If this trend continues, we shudder to contemplate the inevitable GOD, MOTHERHOOD AND APPLE PIE Act.
Science:Environment
100% CLINICAL INFORMATIONComplete List (Including Nurses' Input) Chronicling A Lifetime's Illnesses, Notated For One's Resourceful Medical Ailment Team, Is Obviously Necessary Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% CLINT EASTWOODCowboy Loves Intriguing New Targets Especially Actresses Seducing Their Way Over Old Decoys Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% CLINTON LIEDCuddling Lewinsky Is Nothing. Try Our New Liar's Iraqi Exaggerations & Denials. Dan Anonymous
Politics
100% CLITORISCute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% CLOCKCircular Locomotion Offers Calendrical Key Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
100% CLOTENClottish Lout Of Truly Evil Nature Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
100% CLOTHCostume Looks Only Terrific, Honey! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
100% CLOTH (2)Covers Lining Of Throat Horribly Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% CLOTH (3)Chewability's Limited - One's Teeth Hurt. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% CLOTHINGCotton, Linen Or Tweed - Happiness Is Natural Garments Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
100% CLOTHOCan Love Orchestrate Threads Hiding Omega? Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
100% CLOUDComes Low Over Us, Downpour Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
100% CLOUD (2)Condensation Lumps Often Unleash Downpours. Angela Brett, while flying above the clouds in a FAIRCHILD.
Science:Meteorology
100% CLOUD NINEComplete Lack Of Unfulfilled Desires - Now In Nirvana, Essentially Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
100% CLOUDYCauses Low Overcast, Using Dusty Yuckiness Jan Morgan
Science:Meteorology
100% CLOWNSChild Like Optional World Needs Students Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Entertainment
100% CLUCKChicken-Like Utterence Causes Kerfuffle TMcCO'G - The sight or sound or anyone imitating a chicken always seems to cause others to laugh.
Laughter
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% CLUEClose Look Uncovers Evidence Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% CLUE (2)Criminal Left Us Evidence Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
83% CLUESConvoluted Leads Useful (to) Experienced Sleuths Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% CLUTCHControl Lever Under The Car's Heater Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
100% CMOSComputer Must Operate Somehow Tony McCoy O'Grady (CMOS usually stands for Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% CMSComplicated Magnetic System Angela Brett, referring to the COMPACT MUON SOLENOID. See http://cmsinfo.cern.ch for more information.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Physics
100% CNECan't Network Everything CNE's real definition is Certified Netware Engineer
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Education:Qualifications
100% CNE (2)Certification Nullifies Education CNE's real definition is Certified Netware Engineer
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Education:Qualifications
75% CNE (3)Creating Networks of Ether CNE's real definition is Certified Netware Engineer
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Education:Qualifications
100% COCremates Ozone Jeff Anonymous, referring to carbon monoxide.
Science:Chemistry
100% COACH CAFECoffee, Or A Cake? Hard Currency Available Frighteningly Exclusive. Angela Brett, who didn't have much cash with her when she stopped at the Coach Cafe on her way from Auckland to Palmerston North.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% COACH CAFE (2)Coffee, Or A Cake? Have Coins Affording Few Essentials. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% COACH CAFE (3)Count Out Available Cash, Haven't Card Available For EFTPOS. Angela Brett, who actually did have her EFTPOS card but didn't want to use it as she'd have to first transfer money to her EFTPOS account using FASTPHONE.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% COACH CAFFECareful Of Additional Characters... Here's Correct Apology For Flawed Expansion. Angela Brett, when she saw that the COACH CAFE, a subject of three expansions, in fact spelled caffe with two efs.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% COALESCECome On And Let's Embrace Some Coupling Exercises Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% COBChestnut Or Bay? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
100% COB (2)Clay On Building Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% COB (3)Container, Or Basket Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
100% COB (4)Corn's Often Buttered Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% COB (5)Chunk Of Bread Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% COB (6)Clout On Behind Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
100% COBALTColourful Original Blue, Artists Layer Thickly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% COBOLComputer Operators' Bewilderingly Obfuscatory Lingo Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Programming
100% COBRACrusher Or Biter? Reptilian Ambiguity! Tony McCoy O'Grady, who mentions that he likes this one as it implies the dilemma faced by someone not used to snakes worrying over what is approaching is a constrictor or poisonous.
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
100% COBRA (2)Can One Bite Really Agonise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
100% COBRA (3)Creeps On Belly, Randomly Attacking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
100% COBRA (4)Care Of Bite Requires Antitoxin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
89% COCA COLACan Of Caffeine, And Carbon (di-) Oxide, Lingering Aftertaste Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% COCA COLA (2)Come One, Come All! Consume Our Libations Always Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% COCKATIELCaptured Ones Can Keenly Attempt To Imitate English Language Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
100% COCKROACHCook On Cluttered Kitchen Range Order After Cook Heaves Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
100% COCOAComplements Objective-C On Apples Angela Brett (Cocoa is a set of frameworks for making software in Objective-C for Mac OS X)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
100% COCOA (2)Chasing Objective-C Objects Around Paul Marshall
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
100% COCOA (3)Creating Objective-C Often Amuses Tony McCoy O'Grady - After visiting Angela's site and downloading the Acronym Checker.
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
100% COCOA (4)Cream Of Crop - Obviously Apple's! Angela Brett
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
100% COCOA (5)Completely Offhand Creation Of Applications Angela Brett, who would rather spend twenty minutes writing a Cocoa application to do something than five minutes actually doing it, and often does just that.
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
100% COCOA (6)Can Only Compile On Apples Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
100% COCO POPSCause Of Crime Outbreak - Perpetrator Of Pickpocketing Scam Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up another cereal killer
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
100% CODCon Or Deception Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% CODECentre Of Developer's Existence Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
100% CODE (2)Confusingly Ordered Diatribe, Enigma Gavin Lambert
Science:Mathematics
Communication
100% CODE (3)Condensation Of Data. Extraction Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
100% CODER(Condenser Of Data) = (Expert - Recorder) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
100% CODE REVIEWCan One Do Everything Right? Extra Vigilance Indicates Esoteric Wrongs Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
100% CODYCattle's Officially Dead, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, Cody was the surname of Buffalo Bill, who wiped out thousands of wild American beasts in a very short time, and not all of them for food.
Names:Famous people
100% COFFEECup Of Fluid For Enhancing Edginess Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% COFFEE (2)Caffine Offerings For Further Expendible Energy Brian Erickson AKA Makata85, Nosmellman. I write poetry and love word games there are more posted on page 3 of my site at http://www.geocities.com/nosmellman/ramblingmind3.html
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% COFFEE (3)Can Often Fuel Feverishness, Excitement, Euphoria Bill Neal
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% COFFEE AND DONUTSCappuccino's Often Favourite For Early Evening; Also, Never Decline Delicious Offerings - Not Unless Too Small! Patricia Rix
Food & Drink
91% COFFEE SHOPCaffeine Outlet, Feel Free to Enter Everyday - Short Happy Occasion Perusing Tony McCoy O'Grady, after saying that he'd have to go into a coffee shop to read Angela's MacAddict, since otherwise he'd be too busy typing email and making up ACRONYMS
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% COFFINContains Obsolete Fellow's Finite Ingredients Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
100% COGNATESCommon Origin Gives Noise-Aligned Terms Equivalent Semantics Angela Brett (A cognate is a word in one language which is similar in form and meaning to a word in another language because both languages are related.)
Science:Linguistics
100% COHERENTConsistent, Or Having Exact Relationships Evident - Nothing Tearaway. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% COHERENT (2)Consistently Orderly, He Evinces Rationally Expressed Neat Thinking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% COINSCombined Often Into Notes, Symbolically. Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
100% COLA WARSChoice Of Lifestyle? Actually Water And Refined Sugar. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% COLDColour Of Legs Darkens Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% COLESLAWCabbage Only Looks Edible: Shredded Leaves Are Worthless. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
100% COLETTECan One Learn Education To Teach Everyone Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
100% COLLECTIONSCommon Objects, Layout Lovingly Established, Changing Them Into Objects Now Significant. Roger Williams
Household Objects
100% COLLECTORCreating One Large Lot, Each Collector Thinks Of Resale Sean Lamb
People & Relationships
100% COLLEGECenter Of Learning Less Educated Gurus Evolved Rico Leffanta
Education
100% COLLEGE LIFECampus-Oriented Living Lets Everyone Getting Educated Live In Friendly Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
100% COLLEGESClasses Of Lovely Lasses & Excellent Guys Enjoying Schooling Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
100% COLLIDERComplaining Of Lover Locked Into Discovering/Dissecting Energetic Reactions Angela Brett, on the song by Les Horribles Cernettes (you can download it or read the lyrics at http://musiclub.web.cern.ch/MusiClub/bands/cernettes/songs/collider.html)
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Science:Physics
100% COLLINGWOODCan Outsiders Live Luxuriously In Nearby Georgian Wonderland, Or Only Die? George Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
100% COLOMBIACocaine Obliterated Lives Of Many Boys In America. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% COLONELCompetent Once... Lively Once.... Now Elderly & Lethargic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
100% COLONOSCOPYCome On, Let Our New Omni-Seeing Contraption (Oiled) Probe You Robert Anonymous
Science:Biology:Healthcare
100% COLONYCollection Of Life, Organised, Nurturing Yield Gavin Lambert - "Nurturing Yield" meaning increasing productivity :)
Science:Biology
100% COLORCollection Of Light Originates Rainbow. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% COLOR (2)Crayons Occur Lively Or Rich Jan Morgan
Art & Literature
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% COLORADOCentennial Ordination, Land Of Rockies A Dimmers Observance Jan Morgan - became state 100 years after signing of declaration Mile High City - dims the lights
Places:States & Regions
100% COLOR ME SMILING'Concave Over' Lips Of Red, My Eyes Sparkling Mean It's Likely Illustrator Needs Glitter. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
People & Relationships:Emotions
96% COLORS OF THE RAINBOW ACRONYMCategories Of Light -- Only Radiation Seen. (Only Formed This Horrid Expansion Responding to An Immoderately Notated Beseeching Of Website, Assumed Chasing 'ROYGBIV' -- One Notably Yucky Mnemonic.) Angela Brett, after somebody searched for that phrase on the website.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% COLOSSIANSCult Offered Life Of Sure Salvation. Itinerant Apostle Nailed Slander. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
100% COLOUR CHARTColourinary Odiousness - Look Out! Using Regularly Causes Heart Attack & Renal Thrombosis Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with the PAINT-eating acronyms.
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement

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