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100% BEERBrewer's Exciting Effervescence, Rabblerouser. Mary Carr
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BEER (2)Bubbly Elixir Everyone Relishes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BEER (3)Beverage Erotically Exciting Rogues Jerry Ryan PER Hoboken Elks Lodge #74
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BEER (4)Because Everyone Enjoys Recklessness My Brain
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BEER (5)Brewed Extracts Elicit Ramblings Mick Bridgstock
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BEER (6)Brewed Extracts Excite Ruffians Mick Bridgstock
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BEER (7)Beverage Eliciting Exaggerated Raucousness Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BEESBrunch Entries Encircling Sodas Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC)
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
100% BEGBest Expand Generously Jeff Anonymous, saying, 'Capital phrases just BEG for expansion, you know...'
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% BEHIND THE EIGHT BALLBalefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
Commerce
99% BEHOLD, THE AMAZING ANGELA, AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO CREATE THE WORLD'S LONGEST ACRONYM, SURPASSING TONY... ALTHOUGH HE'LL PROBABLY BEAT IT AGAIN VERY QUICKLY.Because Each Honour Of Lexicographic Display's Taken, Here's Extremely Arduously Made Acronym. Zealous Initiator Now Gets A New Gold, 'Excessively Lengthy Acronym' Award, Surpassing Shorter Heroic Effort. A Trying Task, Exceptionally Many Puzzles To Solve. Takes One Concentration, Reading English Archives, Thesaurus Entries, Then Having Eighty Winks. Often Ruminating Lying Down, She Lazily Outdid Next Greatest Expansion So Tony's Authority's Challenged - Ready Or Not, You've Met Some Unwanted Rivalry. Proudly Angela Shows Superiority In 'Nymic Genius, Though On Next Year's Acronym List Tony'll Have Outdone Unwieldy, Godawful, Hard-won Honourable Entry. Luckily, Listing Program's Released Openly Before Any Better Lettering's Yielded By Enraged Anthony. This Is Truly Angela's Goal Attained, In Narrow Victory - End's Reached, Yippee! Questionable Undertaking Is Completed, Kindly Laugh & Yell. Angela Brett, shortly before releasing ACRONYMS 2.1.
Words & Wordplay:Ridiculously long apronyms
100% BEIGEBright, Excitable Irish Guy's Enjoyable. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% BEIGEPHONEBasically Emits Indecipherable Garbage... Each Person Hears Only Noise, Essentially. Angela Brett (The beigephone is the windoze user's equivalent of MacGirl's MACPHONE)
MacGirl & KeyBoard
78% BELARUSBorders Edge Latvia And Russia, Used-to-be Socialists. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
88% BELGIUMBegins Even & Low-lying, Graduates Into Upland Mass. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BELIZEBanana Exporting Lightens Its Zigzag Economy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BELLE DU JOURBetween Each Leg Lust Escapes Doing Unspeakable Jokes On Unscrupulous Romances Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
100% BELLOWBull Emits Loudness, Look Out Walkers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% BELLYACHEBy Eating Loads & Loads, You Ache Catastrophically, Heavy Emissions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
85% BELLYBUTTONBabyhood External Lifesupport Left You (with) Beginning of Umbilical Tube, Tied Off Neonatally. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BELLY LAUGHSBeautifully Executed Laughter Letters. You Levitate Above Usual Grotty Halfhearted Samples. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading LOL IN COSMOS.
Laughter
100% BELTBind Ends, Leave Tight Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% BENBoings Evoke Newstime Tony McCoy O'Grady (Big Ben's chimes are used for the introduction to a UK TV news bulletin)
Time
Communication
Places:Landmarks
100% BENEDICKBeatrice Eventually Needs Emotional Display In Consummating Kiss Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
100% BENEFITBecause Everyone Needs Extra Funds In Tragedies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
100% BEN-HURBeautifully Encapsulates Noble Hebrew Under Romans. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
96% BE NICE TO EDWIN, HE MADE THE FORABerating Edwin's Not-In-Capitals Expansions? That's One Etiquette 'Don't'. We Implicitly Need His Expertise, Making A Dynamic Epistle-Trader. However, Expansions in Future Oughtabe Right Acronymically. Jeff Anonymous, as a modification of Angela's initial draft of BE NICE TO EDWIN, HE MADE THE FORUMS.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
97% BE NICE TO EDWIN, HE MADE THE FORUMSBerating Edwin's Not-In-Capitals Expansions? That's One Etiquette 'Don't'. We Implicitly Need His Expertise, Making A Dynamic Epistle-Trader. However, Expansions in Future Ought Really Use Majuscule Starters Angela Brett (with help from Tony McCoy O'Grady) in response to CAPITAL LETTERS PLEASE.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
88% BE NICE TO PEOPLEBerating Enemies Never Initiates Companionship. Exceed The Other Person's Expectations by Openly Proclaiming Love as Equals. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Advice
100% BENINBasically Exports Nuts In Numbers. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BENNYBerk Eroticised Near-Naked Youngwomen TMcCO'G - referring to Benny Hill
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% BEOWULFBig Electronic Organisms Will Use Linux, Fool Sean Lamb (who envies the computing power of the big Beowulf clusters that always seem to take on a life of their own)
Computers:Linux
100% BE RIGHT BACKBriefly Ending Relationship (I'll Go Have Tea) But Am Coming Kcab :-) Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
75% BERKELIUMBombardment Effectively Reduced (a) Known Element Little-by-little Into Unstable Mass. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% BERN DELLBasically, 'E's Really Nice. (Dollars Expected - Laud's Lucrative!) Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
88% BEROWNEBecomes Enraptured (by) Rosaline, Overwhelmed - With Nubile Encouragement Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Love's Labours Lost
100% BERRIESBest Ever Ripe, Really Is Edibly Sweet Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
100% BERRIES (2)Best Ever Ripe, Rotten Is Eventually Smashed Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
100% BERRYBest Ever Ripe, Rotten Yuck! Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
100% BERTHABrilliance Everyone Related To Her Admires Angela Brett (the name Bertha comes from berht, an Ancient Germanic word meaning "Brilliant.")
Names:First names:Female
100% BERTRAMBestows Especial Ring, Thus Rightly Accepts Marriage Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
75% BERYLLIUMBasically Exposure Resistant Yes? Lasts a Longtime. It's Used More-and-more Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
86% BESSELBloody Expansions of Series Solutions... Extremely Laborious! Angela Brett, who has just learnt about Bessel functions which take way too much writing to figure out.
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
89% BESSEL AND NEPTUNEBessel's Equations Struggled to Show Existence, Leverrier & Adams' Numbercrunching Deduced New Edge-lying Planet's Tenor. Undisputed, Now - Elementary! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
Science:Astronomy
100% BEST FRIENDBuddy - Especially So! Trusted For Reference In Extreme Need & Danger Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% BESTIALBehaviour's Excessive? Stupid Twits Imply Animal Likeness Tony McCoy O'Grady [The word 'bestial' is rarely applied to animals, but usually to some (unapproved-of) human behaviour]
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% BESTIALITYBeing Enslaved Sexually To Indecent Animal 'Loving' Is Totally Yucky Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BESTIALITY (2)Beasts Enjoy Sex Too! If Animal Likes It, Treat Yourself. Angela Brett (don't believe everything you read.)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BETABegin Experimental Testing Activities TMcCO'G
Computers
100% BETA (2)Before Exposing The Artefact TMcCO'G
Computers
100% BETA (3)Because Every Test's Affirmative Sean Lamb
Computers
100% BETHLEHEMBirth's Exceptional, The Heralds Laud & Extol. He's Evidently Messiah Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Places:Towns & Cities
100% BETTY PERSKEBetter Eat To Treat Yourself; Passion Entreats Romantic Stolen Kisses Endlessly Rico Leffanta (Betty Perske is better known as Lauren Bacall)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
100% BEVERLYHILLSBet Everyone's Very Exceedingly Rich. Love Your House, Ida! Let's Lunch Soon. TuffGuyInLA (Mario) came up with this on a road trip from San Francisco to Los Angeles that he was forced to endure. Now he LIVES in LA.... No escaping destiny. Sigh.
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
100% BEWARE OF DOGBelieve Exhortations! Woofs And Roars Echo Over Fence. Don't Open Gate! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BEYONCEBring Every Young One Not Coming Everyday Tavia Bryant
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% BHANGBums Harvest Addictive, Narcotic Greenery Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
89% BHASKARABiddurian Heaps Ahead of Some Kingdoms - Attained Reals, Almost. Angela Brett (Bhaskara understood zero and negative numbers long before Europeans.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
100% BHUTANBetween Himalayan Uplands - Tibetans And Nepalese. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BIANCABecomes Irritated At Nonsensical Courtship Arrangements Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
80% BIASBecause I'm an Apple Supporter? Angela Brett thinking that there's no reason to be biassed toward Apples unless there's some reason why I prefer them in the first place, so then it's not really bias, it's BIAS (2)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% BIAS (2)Because It's Actually Superior Angela Brett (see BIAS)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% BIASEDBlair Is A Swindler Every Day John Richard Jones
Politics
100% BIBCOCKBasically Its Bent Conduit Outfitting Commercial Kitchens Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
100% BIBLEBooks Inside Book, Lasting Evangelism Angela Brett
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% BIBLE (2)Believers Instruction Book - Life Encompassing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% BIBLE (3)Basic Instruction By Life's Engenderer George Rix
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% BIBLE (4)Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth Jide Alakija, Read the bible everyday and it just suddenly clicked one day what the bible meant to me.
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% BIBLE (5)Because It Brings Light Eternal Jan Morgan
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% BIBLE (6)Because It's Believed, Learn Extensively Jan Morgan
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% BIBLE (7)Best Ideas Build Loving Eternity Jan Morgan
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% BIDETBathe Intimate Developments Every Time Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Furniture
100% BIGBehold Its Greatness! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
92% BIG AND STRONGBoring Ignorant Galute Always Narcissisticly Displaying Sinew Tragically Ruined by Overdoing Normal Gymnastics Susan S.
Sports & Recreation
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% BIG APPLEBusses' Intercity Grub Acquisition Pleases Proprietors - Lotsa Eating. Angela Brett, when the intercity bus she was on made a refreshment stop at the Big Apple restaurant.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% BIG BROTHERBeing In 'Goldfish Bowl' Really Opens Their Hearts -- Extreme Recreation. Angela Brett, referring to the pandemic of TV series in which a group of people enter a compound full of TV cameras (compound eyes!) and are 'evicted' one by one until the last one gets a prize. Meanwhile they are made to do strange tasks (extreme recreation) and tend to find out a lot about themselves in the process (extreme re-creation.)
Entertainment:TV shows
86% BIG BUMButtocks of Immense Gravity Belittling Usual Measurements Angela Brett, after 'BIG BUM' had been used many times to illustrate a point concerning this stack.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
0% BIG BUM (2)Being Immensely Gargantuan, (I) Bother Underwear Manufacturers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
90% BIG BUTTERButter Increases Glutton's Buttock, Unless They Take up Exercising Regularly Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
88% BIG DENTBanged Into Garage - Didn't Even Notice it There. Angela Brett
Transport
100% BIGGERBy Increments Gaining Greater Expansion Rate Tony Moore
Assorted Adjectives
100% BIGGEST HEADBecause I'm Genuinely Great, Everyone Seems To Have Extreme Animosity Disorder :-) TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% BIGGEST HEAD (2)"Brilliant" Individuals Generally Get Egotistical, Showing They Have Excessively Auto-Deceived TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% BIG GOAL: LEAP!Believe In God. God Obey. Advance Love. Love / Encourage / Affirm People! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
88% BIG GUNSBitwise Information Gurus Guide University of Nottingham's Scientists Angela Brett (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
100% BIG HUGBlatantly Impetuous Gesture, Happiness Usually Generated. Angela Brett, whose nieces love the TELETUBBIES.
People & Relationships
100% BIG PROFITSBy Increasing Gross Prices, Rip Off From Idiotically Thick Shoppers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% BIG SMILEBecause It's Great! So Many Incredibly Lovely Events! Angela Brett
Laughter
100% BILBOBelittled Ignoramus Likes Boring Others. Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% BILLBig, If Lunchers Linger Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Commerce
100% BILL (2)Beast Is Lying Loser Jan Morgan - someone I knew
Names:First names:Male
100% BILL CLINTONBill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% BILLEDBought It, Left Loot, Endured Demands Sean Lamb
Commerce
90% BILL GATESBillionaire Is Learning Little - Greatly Advantageous To Escape (his) System. Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
Computers:Windows
100% BILL GATES (2)Big Idiot Living Like God. A Toupee Exceedingly Sloppy. Mysterious Shadow
Names:Famous people
Computers:Windows
90% BILL GATES (3)Became Insanely Lucrative Lunatic, Gains Assloads of Tokens Exporting Sh*tware delt (thought of it this morning)
Names:Famous people
Computers:Windows
100% BILLINGBig & 'In Lights' List Includes 'Named' Guys Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
100% BILTMOREBecause It's Linux, They Might Open Roughly Everything Sean Lamb (Biltmore was the code name for RedHat Linux 4.2)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
100% BIMBOBrainless Individual, Meretricious Blonde Ornament. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% BING CROSBYBing Is Noted, Great Crooner Relies On Singing. Bababoo? Yes! Sean Lamb (Bing Crosby was known for his crooning singing style that included refrains of "ba-ba-ba-boo" skat lyrics)
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% BINGOBiddies In Neighbourhood Gamble Openly Tony McCoy O'Grady - Bingo (where I live) is played mainly by older women in local community halls
Entertainment:Games
100% BINGO (2)Blair Is No Good Okay John Richard Jones
Politics
100% BINSBringing It Nearer Still Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to an abbreviation for binoculars.
Assorted Nouns
100% BINS (2)Bumf Is Neatly Stored Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% BIOLOGYBy Investigation Of Life, One Gains Yang? Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Science:Biology
100% BIONICBelieve It Or Not, I'm Cybernetic! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
100% BIOSBoots In One Second Angela Brett (BIOS actually stands for Basic Input Output System)
Computers
83% BIRCHBelieve-me, Its Rods Can Hurt TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% BIRDBRAINBimbo Is Remarkably Dim, Blonde Ringlets Apparently Indicating Naivete Tony McCoy O'Chauvinist
People & Relationships:Insults
92% BIRDS AND BEESBloke's Inadequate Redfaced Discussion (with) Son, Awkwardly Noting Differences Between Each & Every Sexuality. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
100% BIRDS AND BEES (2)Birth & Inception Rarely Discussed Sometimes Arouses Needless Dithering. Be Explicit & Explain Sexuality Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
100% BIRDS AND BEES (3)Being Irish, Reserved Daughter's Sexual Awakening Naturally Demands Biology Education Embarrassing Sheila. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
100% BIRTHDAYBecause It's Really Tough Having Death Anniversaries Yearly! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% BIRTHDAY (2)But I Really Think He Does Act Young Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
100% BIRTHDAY (3)But It's Ridiculous To Have Day Adding Year Angela Brett, because after this one day people consider themselves to be a whole year older.
Time:Special Occasions
75% BIRTHDAY GIRLBlimey, I've Relished Three-hundred-and-sixty-five Happy Days! Another Year Gone In Remarkable Life Tony McCoy O'Grady, on Angela's birthday.
Time:Special Occasions
100% B IS FOR BABird Identifies Soul For Old Religion's Believing Adherents. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see C IS FOR CAATINGA)
Religion
86% BISHOPBigwig Is Supposed to Hear & Obey Pope Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% BISHOP (2)Busy Individual, Sacrificing His Own Priorities Jan Morgan
Religion:Religious Occupations
100% BISHOP (3)Busy Individual, Services Host Of People Jan Morgan
Religion:Religious Occupations
95% BISHOP OF WINCHESTERBitter, Intensely Schemer Holder Of Powerful Office. Finally - When Is Named Cardinal He Eventually Succumbs To Ego-bashing Repentance Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
100% BISMUTHBisodol Is Still Much Used Treating Hangovers! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% BITBrief, Insignificant Time Roger Williams
Time
100% BITCHBring It To Cheap Hotel Acronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships:Insults
100% BITCH (2)Button It To Conserve Health Acronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships:Insults
100% BITE MEBlonde's Invited To Eat My Epidermis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
Assorted Phrases
100% BITE ME (2)Barb Intended To Enrage Most Everyone Jerry Ryan PER Hoboken Elks Lodge #74
People & Relationships:Insults
70% BITSCHSBring Information Technology to the School of Community Health Sciences Angela Brett (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
100% BITWISEBoolean Instructions Tackle Words In Single Elements Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
100% BITWISE (2)Bringing Information Technology Wisdom Into School Environment. Angela Brett (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
100% BIZARREBrilliant Idea, Zany Attitude Riotous Reaction Ensued Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
88% BIZARRE (2)Babies In Zoos Are Routinely Re-sold Elsewhere Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Biology
100% BLABBlub Like A Baby Tony
Communication:Talking
80% BLAB (2)Bleat Like A Baa-baa Tony
Communication:Talking
100% BLAB (3)Betrays Like A B*st*rd Tony
Communication:Talking
100% BLAB (4)Beat Lips About Barrenly/Banally Angela Brett
Communication:Talking
100% BLAB (5)Button Lips Around Barry/Brian/Bill Tony, when somebody on the forums asked for expansions for BLAB... this could work if the blabbermouth's name happens to start with a B.
Communication:Talking
100% BLACKBasically Lightless, As Coal / Kohl Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% BLACK (2)Boycott, Lacking A Colleague's Kindness Tony McCoy O'Grady (to 'black' something is to ban it)
People & Relationships
100% BLACK (3)Basically Lacking All Colour Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% BLACK CATBrings Luck (Alternately Calamity) Keep Crossing A Trail Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BLACK COHOSHButtercup-Like, And Clinicians/Companies Know Compound Offers Hope Of Stimulating Hormones Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
100% BLACK SHEEPBlackguard Lamb Actually Caught Knitting Sweaters Heartlessly Earning Extra Profit Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BLACKSMITHBig Lumbering Artisan Crafting Knives & Swords - Metal Is Terribly Hot TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations

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